What will his state of the union look like?

>mumbling
>yelling to try to sound passionate about something
>Staff shrieking "THANK YOU THANK YOU LETS GO THANK YOU"
>Nothing is done about it.

Him getting lost and wandering between two bathrooms for several hours, only remembering that he needed to go.

Going to claim they sent out tests and got everything with covid under control and many places are opened up because of him. Claim he created jobs, blame republicans and Trump voters for shit. He will talk big on Russia and warn people up to further pursuing war. He will also tell people to buckle up for higher prices because freedom isn’t free and it costs to be America and America

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He wants to limit the pain of the American people. He's digging us out of an inherited mess and steering us through stormy times to clear waters. Together we're building back better!

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like the actual state?

>Yes, gas prices are hitting $10 a gallon, and that's a good thing

He will have a stroke during his speech.

w-w-wwe need to, need to stand firm! firm in the face of tyranny and putin is so, so so against our freedoms and democ, democracy. C'mon man.

>the air has never been cleaner with gasoline being 16 dollars a gallon.
>the meat and grain shortage has seen a reduction in the obesity epidemic
>the ICUs are finally at acceptable capacity

I hope it looks like January 6th.

Knowing his condition, the shortest SOTU ever

Is this real