>be me
>in college
>we are forced to write an essay on why gibsmedat should be legal
>mfw
Be me
Colton Martinez
Zachary Perry
i hate black people so much
Julian Rivera
go do your homework faggot, go become a good person
Aiden Flores
>Canadian
Run
Easton Miller
Write it as sarcastically as possible and get the best grade ever for being the most woke.
Henry Carter
and yet you scribble away.
how did your paper come out faggot?
Christian Cooper
Get really militant about it, to the point where you're demanding blood in the streets. Guaranteed B minimum.
Nicholas Ward
lmao what kind of useless degree are you getting?
Connor Nelson
I was forced to write an essay on why cultural appropriation of black music is evil and I wrote that it's evil because young White men shouldn't have to accept the anti-European messages.
I barely passed the course but I made a Jewish prof turn really red
Matthew Sullivan
Learning how to argue for positions you oppose is an important skill. When I was in college I had a similar situation. I ended up writing and submitting two essays, arguing both sides.
Eli Peterson
lean into it so hard that is becomes parody
Ryder Garcia
Write the whole thing in great detail about how it’s going to absolutely destroy everything.
Regularly inject “and that’s a good thing!”
Kayden Gonzalez
Just write that it shouldn't?
Daniel Ramirez
take the position that it will accelerate us into the eventual collapse of society
Ryder Miller
This. Just frame it in a way the prof didn’t anticipate. Argue that blacks absolutely need gibs or they’ll simply die out - what are they supposed to do? Work? That would be oppressive. Just write a super ridiculous essay.
Tyler Gonzalez
So sound waves moving through the air belong to people?
Charles Thomas
>actually, being forced to repeat propaganda is a good thing
>I even did an extra essay because of it (for free)
The state of you.
David Jones
According to my Jewish prof yep
Blake Nelson
Make it exclusively about Palestinians deserving them from Israelis then.
Nicholas Barnes
>what is rhetoric
Xavier Moore
Should've wrote about how music studios screw over black artists and leave them broke. That's why MJ and Kenya got redpilled. Guess who owns every major music studio in the US?