/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #137

BREAKING:
>Explosion just reported at a Donetsk TV station
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496209400184426504
>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilisation in Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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first rolling for happening

Literally nothing is happening

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nice

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=iVSACs0BkUU

This is a really slow evening. Why is nothing going down?

Is WW3 gonna happen fellow bong

Terrorist state.

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ooga booga here come da nooka

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Sate holiday

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I hear she's been in the hospital recently. I hope mommy is okay.

Nothing will happen retards

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Why are Americans like this, only want war?

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>russia goes from unofficially occupying a tiny sliver of ukraine for 8 years to officially occupying it

IT'S HAPPOOONING GUISE!!! i'm cooming! I'M COOOOOOOMIIIIIING!!!

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>Americans coping and seething on twitter

All they talk about is muh sanctions and muh Russia is finished idk

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this level of spice is driving the nothingburger posters into overdrive

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Where do you think you are?

Checked

That settles it. Until the next roll says the same and gets bugger all like this one. Ahem… rolling for happening

Are there any lives from Ukraine? A place where we can see some action?

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>nimby war yes!

Ids habbening tonight.

There is no war user, this is all a large Psyop by (((them))). Take your pills and go to bed, this is just another week in a shithole eastern european country.

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...

cause deep down we know all this kiked rotten shit needs to come to an end

>last chang
>american

Post-soviet shitholes are kino, here's mine.

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I was promised Ukrainian refugee roasties... When arrive?

Nigga his name is Chang, that's a fucking gook.

Technically Ukraine is the occupying force and Russia for now an uninvolved third party

the modern American thinks previous wars were fought in a single day.

Its 3am in Ukraine. Not sure when the most ideal time is to strike but for the past couple of days Us burgers are waking up to more news in the morning because shit goes down out there when its night here.

Nobody I know wants war. Hell my damn stonks tanked today, so I bought more.

Comfy. Reminds me of Half Life 2

Same jist

No because it's not happening

/Uhg/ threads are comfy

Everything that is still good in Poland comes from Soviet times.

Never because there is no war, user. There was never a war, otherwise we would have been flooded by hot big titty ukranian hotties. All this is is the latest psyop for a nothingburger war in another shithole eastern european country.

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Bros am I going to get a ukranian gf?

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why are these threads always anglo kike flagged.

Glass Moscow
Hang Putin's regime
Take all their natural resources
Win

Genuinely a little bit upset about @UkrWarReport being suspended. They were really good and had quick info.

>There's really no reason!
>We were aware of the Twitter rules and acted accordingly.
>We had no intention to break any rules in any form or way!
twitter.com/UkrWarReport2/status/1496289326765850625

I can only guess it was due to mass reporting.
>inb4 hurr durr it's just a twitter account who cares
Like I said, it was a good one. Very quick and reliable. There are others but this sucks. Fuck Twitter.

Wars are just fun to watch. Geopolitics are boring as shit these days and simultaneously weapons are cooler than ever. Sorry to Ukrainian buddies though I feel for you guys.

>to officially occupying it

They are taking the entire region of the two Republics. Probably half the Ukrainian army is with in the border region and will probably no go quietly. Chance are good that Putin makes good on his concerns that Ukraine has stated they want to pursue Nuclear weapons development and may just decide to topple the Government. So please stop posting such a midwit take.

Tochkaposter, what do you think about the news of Ukraine wanting to arm Tochkas with tactical nuclear warheads?