Okay, Any Forums, so I'm kind of in a tough position here. Basically my girlfriend, super hot, Asian, center right politics, high paying job, found out I use Any Forums. She has already blocked the site on my laptop and phone and I can basically only access it from the library. In essence she thinks this site is going to turn me into a terrorist and she says she's going to break up with me if I don't have a change of heart. She expects me to actually type out an essay explaining why I shouldn't interact with you bros.
The problem is I don't want her to break up with me, because there's no way I'll ever date someone this hot and this rich (I'm basically a stay-at-home boyfriend) and the apartment is leased under her name. Are there any lawbros here? Is there a way I can prevent her from legally breaking up with me and kicking me out of the apartment?
Also, how the hell do you guys keep your power levels hidden IRL?
Okay, Any Forums, so I'm kind of in a tough position here. Basically my girlfriend, super hot, Asian...
You’ll laugh at yourself for thinking a good was special or hot in about 10 years
Fuck off.
You should just obey the man of the relationship
What does her ass smell like?
Fucking lol. Imagine letting anyone, man or woman, dictate how you live your life. You have not yet even begun to live.
Post her nudes and we'll tell you
get off the internet use that time to do more things in real life
How often do you fuck?
>Is there a way I can prevent her from legally breaking up with me and kicking me out of the apartment?
No, you fucking idiot. Stop being a pussy-whipped cunt and drop her ass
> She expects me to actually type out an essay explaining why I shouldn't interact with you bros
Please tell me you are larping.
This is one of the last bastions of internet freedom left. If she can't handle you being on it, separate now.
seriously?
this site leads nowhere
sounds like you got it made
dumb Any Forums and don't look back.
either you have the technical prowess of my grandmother or your story is fake and gay
pathetic
ANSWER MY QUESTION
WHEN DOING 69 WHAT DOES HER BUTT SMELL LIKE?
You sound like a complete faggot she’s going to end up leaving you for another guy anyway. The fact you didn’t tell her no right off the bat and that she thinks she can tell you to write an essay shows what a spineless coward you are that you didn’t stand up for yourself right off the bat
you'd be better of leaving this site for good, you are obviously a pussy and this site and its rhetoric is not good for pussies
Wow she owns you
All fields.
Good luck!
just leave, it's fine
take care of your own
You don't need this website, full of dumb people and retarded psyops. The only real knowledge you get here is that Jews are the enemies of mankind, but that you could get elsewhere. You're a stupid teenager and you're going to end up losing your girlfriend to a shit forum that won't bring you anything useful to your life
Bro I'm kind of mid. I'm not a goblin or anything, but I'm short and chubby. I will never have a chance at a woman like this again.
Generally, like the soap she uses. Her ass is incredible (this is lowkey another reason I can't let this happen). She's the one who initially told me to eat her ass, so I feel like this is a once-in-a-lifetime girl.
I can't. She took some compromising photos of me before she would send me any nudes so there's no way I'm putting any pictures of her on the internet.
Not since she found out about Any Forums three days ago, but before that pretty often. Four times a week? She has a very active libido. Sometimes when she comes home from work she just tells me we're having sex. I feel like I'm living the dream life and it's on the verge of coming apart.
You can't understand how tough this is. That's why I want to take control and explore my legal options and I was hoping someone here would know.
Steal as much as you can from her and run. Make sure it's stuff you can liquidate easily too. If her parents suck rob em blind too. Or just browse Any Forums in secret and milk her financially like the cow she is. Asians are degenerate whores anyway and do not function at all outside of a heavily structured and traditional environment.
>She has already blocked the site on my laptop and phone
underage poster