Disney creating residential neighborhoods for those who want to live in Disney films

>"WE CAN NOW LIVE IN A DISNEY FILM!!! YAAAAAAAAASS!!!!!!"
What level of dystopia are we entering Any Forums?

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You will worship the brand

That's fine. Who cares?

It’s called capitalism, if there is a market then it’s fine. How does this bother you?

This is why Putin will take over Europe while americlaps won’t give a fuck because they live in their fantasy world.

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Better than the metaverse

We can still consoom and defend Ukraine from Russia, right?

Imagine getting robbed by literally this guy behind a gas station in Storyliving.

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>Any Forums not seeing this as what it is: A nigger-free utopia
You really think Disney is going to allow Shaniqua and her 8 kids obtain residence in their private communities? Lmao.

The Gestapo will be dressed like gaston.

So what’s the con for it? Pretty sure everyone wants new house to be build anyway. If all the rich fuck move to Disney area to live more cheaper area will be open up for everyone in other place.

based, imagine living in sith empire

What a dumb response. I really don’t foresee america lasting beyond 2025. If they enter the Ukrainian conflict, they will just be the sick man of said conflict like how the Ottoman Empire was the sick man of World War I.

sounds pretty fucking cool desu. give me more themed neighborhoods in fact.

pure unfettered masonic criminalism. thank Our glowing white light God & His Heaven for Death & Hell for freemasons.

Egyptian levels

There’s a market for a lot of degenerate things, yeah.

See dat be rayciss n shieet you gots to be takin dis section 8 voucher it's da law

1 nigger and the while neighbourhood is ruined.

Agreed. These look pretty cool. I'd love to see more inspired, artistic developments en lieu of our cookie cutter suburban disasters.

The only fictionaly place i ever wanted to live in was the Shire, and even that is ruined now.

I honestly wonder what kind of rules the HOA will impose. It’s gotta mesh with Disney image so gay pride flags will be okay but I doubt anyone will be allow to hang a Gadsden.

>What level of dystopia are we entering Any Forums?
in John Ringo's Council Wars series set in the distant future, the Dragons were originally created by the Disney Company

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Does that mean I can to reenact Pocahontas on a daily basis?
What a fucking time to be alive.

I don't see an issue here, I would live in some wacky dr Seuss town it would be fun.

No thanks, I already live in the jungle book.

They will only be allowed in the princess and the frog section

So ehat are they gonna do for Aladdin one, rebuild Baghdad?

They're just throwing their wealth in inflation proof real estate before this debt hell explodes.
If they don't, they're going to take a massive hit as the parks attendance falls like a rock with the economy.
Parks are like 45% of their revenue and their films are getting shittier by the day. They can't rely on those in an economic downturn.
However if they park few hundred million into real estate it's all good.

we won't give a fuck because we dont live in europe and we don't get any important imports from europe

Already happened.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebration,_Florida#History

Recycle of old ideas again. They tried this in the beginning of Disney world.

Wait a minute
Are elves white

Unironically what does America have to do with Europe? Keep that kike shit away from your ancestral homeland

>That pic
I miss old fantasy.

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Housing is so expensive. I'm surprised Amazon or microsoft aren't cashing in. You could make a fortune selling small, livable 3d printed houses for 80-100k.

yeah until niggers moved in and got all goofy

actually looks kinda nice though? so long as the "disneyfying" was kept to a minimum I could see it not being a bad place to live

I always wanted to live in one of those neighborhoods, even though I’ve never really been a big Disney fan or anything. Just seems like a pretty surreal time, like living inside a cult. Just a little contrived small town where all the wives just stay home and bake cookies and watch Jungle Book, plan birthday parties.

Fight back

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>Disney attempted numerous efforts to encourage economic and ethnic diversity among residents in the early days of development. The company placed advertisements in newspapers and magazines that catered to African-American and Hispanic demographics, printed brochures featuring racial minorities, and hired African-American workers in the community's sales office.[17] In addition, the owners of the first 350 houses and 123 apartments were chosen by a lottery in an effort to prevent racial discrimination against homebuyers

>“You can be part of Disney all the time,” Chairman of Disney Parks, Experiences, and Products Josh D’Amaro says. With “incredible demand for all things Disney,” as he also says, fans are actively looking for ways to “keep Disney as part of their lives.”

Jesus fucking christ.

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it didn't sell the first time

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They already have this around Disney World.
Walt wanted to make FairyTale cities.

Celebration is the most soulless, sterile place I've ever been.

Walt wanted to build an actual city. He was the last great American entrepreneur.

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Same man. Give me half naked berserker chicks, bikini wizards with big hair, barbarian men in loincloths and maybe one obligatory armored dude or chick over this constant pseudo realism kink modern fantasy has

Disney has THE greatest city planners and architects. This isn't about living in a Disney film, it's Disney recognizing the skillets they have and seeing a profit in the housing market.

checked but is it? one $500 (or whatever) headset that effectively neutralizes niggers vs. a certain $2000+ recurring expense where the inevitable niggers (imported by affordable housing SJW stimming) are encouraged to vandalize figurines of "mulan"

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count me in!