Comedian Jim Gaffigan DESTROYS anti vaxx

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Damn anti vax bros, were becoming a laughing stock.

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I'm going to post the transcript to limit viewership because I hate being sorta attracted to ugly men like that and I hate wondering what it would be like to bathe them and explore their bodies. I hate knowing I would have to fuck a left-wing retard for like 6 years before they see Jesus and truth. But the heart wants what it wants.

Let me guess, he did it in a concerned old lady voice?

thank you oh that's nice that almost makes me forget we're all going to be dead in a week i'm kidding it'll probably be a month [Music] probably a month comedian jim gaffigan joking there about the ups and downs of covert that's from his new netflix special which minds this tragedy and all the confusion of covet for some relatable laughs that includes how we were all facing when the virus first spread all kinds of different guidance and people tried to keep up with new information i kind of missed the early days of the pandemic those were fun back when we thought washing our hands would protect us everyone wash your hands we'll be fine okay remember before there were readily available tests everyone had that friend that used to brag like i already had covet i had it back in 91. yeah back then it was called coven 91 had it a couple times got rid of it by washing my hands because the symptoms were confusing they're still confusing it's like what are the symptoms everything what do you mean everything asking a question is a symptom well that that can't be true denial is a major symptom and there were many symptoms we all know about that today but he's also right that the early advice did feel all over the map in an all-out effort to flatten a curve in this hard-hit city the mayor is urging all new yorkers to wear some sort of face covering if you wish you can wipe down your groceries and let them air dry as an extra precaution so when you come inside make sure you take off your shoes and put on some indoor slippers that way you don't bring the germs inside then there's the joke that's been played on just about everyone the many times we have been told covet is about to finally end remember when we thought the pandemic was over everyone was so happy we did it you probably look so stupid everyone was patting themselves on the back i'm just glad i could help out the sick by staying inside it's not over well i'm not going back in those sick people have to die because it's

Never take health advice from fat people.

not over the pandemic is like a tv show you thought was canceled and then it got picked up by netflix a joke on netflix in fact check true this is not over omicron has crested many more people are vaccinated but america's been facing these multiple waves you can see here where the first wave subsided only to rock it with delta and then recede which is something of a pattern the latest tidal wave of omicron which hit 800 000 cases a day and dwarf delta in comparison which at the time we thought was bad right now the new cases are down by 60 percent that's good news but the death toll is still at its second highest point ever 2 400 people dying in the u.s every day think about that that is like five 911s every week so the punch line is serious and it's a long ways from how some leaders did stoke expectations that we would be better off by now i'm going to suspend under my executive power the local emergency orders as it relates to covid i think that's the evidence-based thing to do the new chapter that we're writing is the post covid emergency period the emergency is over that's two leaders red and blue both talking about the idea that a year ago it was post covert when it wasn't and then there's the public the rest of us we all knew about conspiracy theories but the pandemic and some right-wing partisanship have been driving this huge consistency for misinformation and it's all out in the open and i got to tell you as someone who's been covering this this is where comedians can just cut right to the heart of it gaffigan roasts some of these folks and says the sheer number of people denying reality was the biggest reveal of covid for him of course the biggest reveal of the pandemic was how many crazy people there are that was a bit of a surprise we all knew there were some unabombers out there but nobody thought there were that many that we were related to a couple of them [Music] [Applause] because everyone had that relative or friend that came out as bonkers i no

I’ve always been anti vax/doctor/modern medicine and everyone thought it was cool and sexy and now I get lumped in with all these right wing morons just shoot me bros

i still like him, not sure why. he’s comfy

longer believe in reality good to know it was like a gender reveal for insanity the truth is no longer true see it thanksgiving i feel like it happened for me more often because i've always had friends that are eccentric thinkers and they're normally really entertaining they're like bigfoot's real man bigfoot is real but that same person at one point during the pandemic was like tom hanks eats babies don't say that tom hanks does eat babies and if you don't believe that then you eat babies all right tom hanks eats babies he always seemed like a baby eater to me that's the punchline based on a sad reality this right-wing kunan group pushes a version of that baby theory 31 of americans wrongly think the vaccine causes infertility and anti-vaxxers have been using fake news to trick and scare people like a false claim that athletes are dropping dead from the vaccine they are not others are influenced by people like quarterback aaron rodgers who first claimed he found some sort of alternate immunization and later said that his belief in quote bodily autonomy drove his resistance to getting vaccinated now in another new netflix special comedian aziz ansari notes that rogers was wrong but also addresses people for potentially being too hard on some of the people who are misinformed people go in on the folks that don't want the vaccine though right who's that guy football player aaron rodgers yeah what do you think about that guy people hate that guy though it's like alright calm down he's a football player he read some articles are you stunned he came to the wrong conclusion did you really think he was going to crack the case did you think falci was gonna be out there like i just got off the phone with aaron rodgers [Applause] this poor guy is like we're all in high school and we're making fun of the quarterback for doing bad on the science test you're a dummy aaron you're a dummy this guy makes a living getting hit in the head can we cut him a break some experts say that

How long have you been a fucking idiot? Have you always had skewed perception?
Go get a booster. kek

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