TFW undraftable

100% military disabled with 100% pay
Hope you enjoy the eastern front while I keep your women happy


Who else undraftable

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What can I do to avoid it without having to hurt myself?

Nothing

trannymaxing

that just increases his chances of getting drafted

bipolar shizo reporting in

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Same, I got dismissed immediately.

iam category T5. i cant get drafted

the draft is a total non-issue
non-compliance would be like >90%
this is a war no american has any appetite for, at least not any under the age of 40
i honestly do hope they implement it, though, because that would be some nice acceleration towards the end goal of delegitimizing the US federal govt, which must be completed sooner rather than later

i'm too old

>too old
>colourblind
>short-sighted
Pity really I'm in better shape than most men in their 20's

I got chaptered out, they dont wan't me back

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are you bragging about being injured while making $6 an hour fighting for corporate interests and having to live on welfare for the rest of your life? why??

I'm too old. I'll be the one lobbing high speed lead at you if you try to keep my daughter "happy."

100% scheduler disability means I get to work full time and get paid at 100%
I grt two salaries

wow full time work, a permanent injury, AND some welfare??!? living the dream there champ, maybe theyll throw in some foodstamps and government cheese next year if you manage to make your life even more pathetic

What would happen if you make a social media account and post pro russian, anti USA propaganda?
Would that make you undraftable, since it would be a traitor risk?

Also undraftable but not american,still it's a good sign that some of you won't need to have your blood spilled in the name of Old Geeser Biden, sending my prayers.

I wonder if being unvaccinated will stop me from being drafted

>100% military disabled
>I keep your women happy
I guess they'll be happy getting paid for sex by a gimp

If you are 100% disabled you aren't keeping anybody's woman happy.

There's no way a draft would happen anyways. There's nothing holding this country together anymore except the threat of force. No one wants to die in some frigid hell hole in Eastern Europe or promote open borders, LGBT, BLM, censorship, etc. The Biden regime is diseased and couldn't motivate people to fight for it if it tried.

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Yep
I feel a draft would unironically be the shot that kicks off a civil war. But, I don't see a draft happening.

eat burger everyday