/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #135

BREAKING:
>Explosion just reported at a Donetsk TV station
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496209400184426504
>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilisation in Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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First for redeem the needful.

>mud season
>start a tank war

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poo poo pee pee

>tfw you see a BBC

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fuck western "women", HELLO UKRAINIAN QTS!!

judenschwein

I feel so sorry for happening fags, this is their big moment, the grand finale and... Nothing is literally happening. It's sad, I hope they can all find peace in a few weeks when this is all resolved diplomatically. I doubt it though, the mind of a Happening fag is too far gone to repair.

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Jew

retard

Good night Sirs
hope Ukrainian anons will be ok
surrender, your life is not giving up for a khazarian khaganate wannabe

american please

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Checked, but you wouldn’t recognize happening even if it hit you right in the nose

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This is the leader of Ukraine.

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I hope you're listening to the Daft Punk stream while waiting for WW3

NOTHINGBURGER

And yet here you are, paid to constantly remind us about "false flags"

Anyone have the "build your very own ukranian" webm? that one gives me a sensible chuckle.

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Should I just go to sleep? Unlikely that the happening would actually happen until the morning at the very least.

Literally nothing wrong with worshipping some nice feet.

Rolling for the liberation of Mariu/pol/ today

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So where is an approximate real time map of troop positions and front lines? The liveua map doesnt seem accurate and up to today

so ww3 tomorrow maybe?

It's going to be a largely urban war. Ukraine does not have a significant enough number of tanks to make tank battles a sensible proposition.

It's a fashionable talking point for DC midwits right now that Putin is somehow considering ground conditions all the time. I've heard it about ten times in the last three days, and yesterday I've just fucking flipped out and told the motherfucker I'm going to personally drown him in a mud puddle if I hear any more mud talk.

Terrain. Conditions. Are. Not. Relevant. For. MOUT.

Blind girl love!

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How many of these Russian soldiers have been anal raped by their sergeants?

wtf i love ukraine now?!

Nothing ever happens

What's the strategic situation right now? Have Russian troops engaged Ukrainian troops? Are they still moving? Have they not actually crossed the border yet?

Video (warning: you may want to keep the volume low- it gets loud):

>Video that’s being shared on social media of a mortar shell impact in Holubivs’ke. Note the awfully short flight time of the shell between the launch and the impact. Holubivs’ke is not on the frontline.
twitter.com/ignis_fatum/status/1496267071478501376

>Locals on social media report shelling sounds in Holubivs’ke, Pervomaisk and Irmino.
>Impacts occurred ,according to them, in Holubivs’ke
twitter.com/ignis_fatum/status/1496265781612621826

It's not uncommon for them to get pimped out by their superiors.

Thanks for the headsup. It's on twitch at /daftpunk if anyone else cares.

Only if Russia wanted to fight NATO. Not gonna happen.

Hi fags how are u I am fine nice to see you.

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time to cross borders

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6million dead Ukrainian jews

miserable jewish rat

Tanks in country

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>Nothing is literally happening
a full blown hostile takeover of a large country by russia is literally nothing happening to you? You must be very dense.

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If it happens you will be woken anyway

Bro... if you're male and between 18-35, get the fuck to sleep. In fact, get as much sleep as you can. Get off the fucking internet. Tell the girl you have a crush on that you love her. Make peace with your parents. Eat some fucking salo.

Wait until Libs find out that they crossed state lines.

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>Note the awfully short flight time of the shell between the launch and the impact.
I am sure someone here can give us an accurate assessment of the distance.

>I watch tv
>I get mad about mud

Are there any streams covering the conflict 24/7?

Lookner is such a cuck

I know this is a custom for US army in its current state. But please don't project it on everybody.

And fuck her and throw a baby into here. You're line could end very soon!

When does Poland invade Belarus ?

How much longer until we see mass movement and serious shit by Russian forces? I can't fucking wait any longer!

>living your last moments on pol
user... go have some fun

>muh false flag

Huh.

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In unrelated news, Xi’s been getting fat.

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themoscowtimes.com/2019/11/06/they-warned-theyll-rape-me-russian-soldier-stands-by-mass-shooting-a68062

Not eligible for draft. Like, completely. Still gonna eat some salo tomorrow though, shit's good.

Tomorrow?

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Im going through happening withdrawals.
My body was ready after the DNR/LNR declaration, but now nothing is happening and I dont know what to do with myself

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I would like to know this too. Lookner (Agenda Free TV on YouTube) is the only one I know of but it's not 24/7 and he's not currently live.

Motorola/Somali gang in East Ukraine are no joke, I don't think people understand they fight like christian jihadis. Look at footage of that airport fight from 2014, that was the Somali gang that took the airport.

Hello english teacher, I bet you taught grammer today huh?

Do you really think the Russian army is as capable as you think?

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Many such cases, they are delusional. Nothing can help these lost souls.

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Any Any Forums fag here?
How can I short Russian economy?

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żydek zasrany

>We sent some troops to the ukranian border too
>shitty BTRs
>no one cares
When habbening?

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If things like this don't provoke a Russian response, they either already have an invasion set in a few days, or they aren't going to do anything.

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russia will bring us freedoom

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NATO is literally irrelevant in the whole scheme. It can't do much for the Ukraine because it is not a member. The closest NATO member states are the Baltics, which Russia does not want, and Poland, which it cannot claim.

For Putin, all this is about is having a weak and neutral buffer state. He doesn't want a hard border with NATO outside the Baltics. The latter he can't do shit about, and he's learned to live with it. The Ukraine is bigger, vastly more powerful and while Putin and Shoigu's nuke talk is bullshit, it's not 100% unfounded.

Is he a hohol?

bladee

Too much hunny

First for fuck kikes

Looks like a pekingese

>poo poo pee pee

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Don't you get it? This user just wanted a (you) because he's lonely

No, UK volunteer who has served in Kurdistan before.

Weather is likely playing a huge factor also. Weather conditions have to be perfect for at least 2-4 weeks.

must be all the honey

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>grammer
epic own, lad

Yes, here’s lesson for you! Write English with a capital letter! Have a snack, it’ll help you remember!

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Didn't they loose like a thousand people and subsequently denied at Mariupol?

God I fuckin hate kikes like you

invest in western companies producing weapons and eat at McDonalds

just you wait user. What's in store will make you wish for the days of covid.

Just you wait.

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Kyiv getting lit up tonight more than likely

What if he loses?

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>Motorola
You mean Sparta, Motorola was the man

I WISH it were on fucking tv, where I can turn that shit off. Regrettably, it's from people with "analyst" in their job titles in my fucking office, many of whom only qualify for the first four letters of that word.

So what are they doing? Just foreplay and frotting against the asshole now to build up anticipation before leaving everyone blueballed again?

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checked

1944?

I want someone to take me over...

Mostly because Baltics are easy to cut off and steam roll if anything happens.

Contrary to what is claimed in the video, that is most likely not a mortar.
For example, the commonly used 82mm mortar has a flight time of 14 seconds at a range of 200 metres with its smalles charge and 21 seconds at the same range with its highest charge.
Judging by the very small gap between the round being fired and it impacting, I'm certain that this is a direct fire weapon system, such as an MBT firing, or a howitzer being used in a direct-fire role.

i ded

>tattoo
IN THE TRASH SHE GOES

I want to squeeze them lemons, if you know what I think.

>radio free europe

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this is pretty sick, but it makes me remember that times were good once, and that makes me feel bad.

They wanted to attack mariupol but were told to fall back by Russia.

They likely have been growing their ranks and training the last few years non-stop. I would not want to fuck with those guys.

Is there a vaxx against the russian menace lads?

does anyone have aerial picture of russian tanks forming a ХУЙ?

That setup looks so depressing.

It's 0145 hours in Kiev, sun rises at oh-six-something. Not a fuckton of night left to get Kiev lit up in.

my assessment as an armchair general is that either it wasn't a mortar but rather a light howitzer, or that it was fired at a very short range. Mortars have insane travel times, for it to be a three second flight time would mean being fired at less than 1km away

They are all long assassinated. Look it up

Yeah, someone else said it sounds like a tank round.

...

Are we to assume the Ukrainians are any better?

Russians perfectly timed this invasion to allign with the coming of spring, they likely see this going into the summer at least. Russians learning from the Germans mistake.

Pre-emptive surrender

thanks, user
Stupid question, but would the russkies just indiscrimately fire upon a residential area as they move in? How does this work?

Our minimum

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Didn't one of them had a fall out with Kremlin?

will anything happen tonight or can l go to bed?

Rolling for a dirty bomb to go off

was

Welp maybe it won't be tonight but all signs point to sooner than later

Our medium

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Nope. Despite the commonly shared opinion here that there will be a spasm, I still believe they're building up slowly.

What I can tell you is this: there's 0% chance that they haven't stress tested their economy for any sanctions they might get. Russians don't go to the shitter without a dozen different plans.

Not happening.

Symbolic. Jew puppet. Globohomo foot. Grovel.

That’s greedy, Ivan

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Our maximum

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The truth is, no one knows when things will happen. Putin as of today has the government authority to use the military as he pleases.

you want to get rekt by Aggresive expansion and start off a coalition against you?

Don't sell yourself short

Include Odessa in minimum

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2 more hours, but unironically this time

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Interesting.

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You forgot Israel

Be happening chad on Any Forums
>/ug/
>/sg/
>/gpg/
>/uhg/
I really think OP should change it back to /ug/ or /ug2/

>Not going or the whole world
Do you even imperialisms Iva?

That's our maximum, nobody wants ragul bydlo.

Jews are disgusting people.

Ukrainians should take some radioactive material from Chernobyl and mix it in with the explosive materials from their artillery shells. Rain some cancer on the ruskies.

I want to be the leader of Ukraine

Again, initial attack will most likely not happen in the middle of the night. Invasions happen in early morning hours.

post photo looking out your window. I want to see Mother Russia

While there up to no good in general, I highly doubt that they're randomly firing into residential area. That being said, there's always the posibility of non-combatants being in the wrong place at the wrong time and taking some rounds while an actual target is being engaged.
Also, please keep in mind that most of these aren't geolocated and there's no real way of telling when they've been taken. Thus, interpreting who's shooting at what, where is rather difficult.

>twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/1496265538653364230
Reporter gloating about money being stolen from Russia.

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from what ive seen motorola, the guy, and i guess the gang themselves are definitely or probably dead.

speaking of, i remember seeing a bald british guy named graham who was blatantly in with the pro-rus crowd at the time, i wonder where hes landed?

i wish a nigga would

Good to know mate, thanks