sorry mr. recruiter man but I'm afraid I have debilitating autism and thus cannot join your fight against those gosh darn ruskies! Oh...oh there I go! Flapping my arms and sperging out ah man I wish I could join, it's too bad...
Sorry mr...
Henry Miller
Evan Price
based
Kevin Long
>debilitating autism
Fancy. You would never get off that easily in our United Kingdom of Swahili Bantu Bumland
Aaron Barnes
Sorry Mr Recruiter man,
I am an iron-willed international outlaw pirate, with some outspoken fashy views, who engages in casual racist, misogynistic, and homophobic banter on strident National Socialist leaning forums, with has nothing more to gain from this life and nothing else left to lose; you definitely cannot impress me into service for any shitfest WW3 happening for George Soros, Klaus Schwab or any other international bankers.
Good luck, I'll be waiting in the shadows til the day you fall!
Isaiah Gutierrez
>Dear Mr M Pirate
>This letter is to inform you that on February 22, 2022, you will no longer be eligible for government assisted benefits (including health, dental, and vision care)
>Goodbye, and die Mr M Pirate
Landon Perry
its more so that they've vilified half the nation as nazis and racists. I absolutely would not die fighting for this country, if I saw foreign soldiers walking down the street I would not lift a finger. I would probably treat them better than US soldiers at this point, as they clearly aren't around for me and my safety.
Michael Ortiz
Dear Mr. Recruiter man:
I am writing let you know that I conscientiously object to the present war on behalf of the Niggerocracy known as the United States. If I am ever handed a weapon, I will attempt to kill my commanding officer immediately. For both our sakes, leave me to my tendies.
Kind regards,
user
Oliver Torres
I would join, Sgt. Sambo, but I refuse to take orders from faggots, troons, or niggers, and you can dilate with that fucking vaccine needle.
I'll see myself out.
Aiden Nelson
What would be your buy in limit? Would 100k upfront do it?
Oliver Foster
>>This letter is to inform you that on February 22, 2022, you will no longer be eligible for government assisted benefits (including health, dental, and vision care)
lel, as if I'd want some government-assistant bullshit health and dental; pls divert those taxpayer funds to State sponsored tranny operations, anal sex parades and bigger anal sex flags to hang from all our foreign embassies!
Eli Jackson
>I would probably treat them better than US soldiers
Well I'm sure that would cause quite the inconvenience for them (vid a little bit related)
Luis Gutierrez
in my country they'd put you in military intelligence
Hunter Ross
>have high blood pressure
Sorry Mr. Goverment, no war for me!
Go get em boys!
Jordan Lee
tfw asthma
Jose Ross
No thanks
Get a wetback to do it
David Scott
>What would be your buy in limit?
I'd sign up only if Klaus anal Schwab was sodomised in my presence by a smelly aids infested nigger BBC while I scream at him you VILL be take it and be happy! It must also be recorded on a physical medium for my safe keeping. If anything should happen to me in said war, the sodomy video of Klaus anal Schwab, would then be released to all the worlds media outlets and mirror'd across the entire internet.
Deal?
Ian Cruz
Pic related. Is this a joke, PLanon?
Jaxson Howard
>awruk
what, the name? lel
apparently there are 88 people with that surname in poland
Ian Brooks
>Huh? Sorry I didn't quite catch that, can you say it again in my good ear? I'm mostly deaf on that side
>You want to draft me? Hold on let me clean my glasses real quick.
James Morgan
No amount of monopoly money is ever gonna convince me to fight, nigger
silver, on the other hand
Xavier Clark
>silver, on the other hand
You meant gold retard...
Kayden Hernandez
Dear, Mr recruiter ma'am
As a Jewish persons of color you are entitled to fight for ME
Thanks in advance,
also you owe me $20, pay the $50 by the end of the month