/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #131

BREAKING:
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496209400184426504
>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

Previous:

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twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1495851796782362628?s=20&t=OjuCvCvoSBedt_0Y4vsEDw
uniindia.com/story/US-defense-readiness-increased-to-Cuban-crisis-level-due-to-Ukraine
twitter.com/lawsonreports/status/1496233331079458819
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/357670264/
youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0MZveN7Q
twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1496234152894545928
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496238459840782336
twitter.com/EuromaidanPR/status/1496240304260849671
twitter.com/AnonBabble

this is apparently a list of oligarch yatchs and their current locations, most eligible for seizure.

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RUSSIA

twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1495851796782362628?s=20&t=OjuCvCvoSBedt_0Y4vsEDw

This clip is something else

He’s off the rails
Enough is enough

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE Any Forums

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Hohols tongue my anus

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i will post booba until the happening.

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Guys, hohols doesn't have a chance on the open field against Russia. They will get obliterated by airstrikes and drones, Russians can invade with Lada nivas they will find no resistance on the field after airstrikes.

The problem are cities. Tanks are an easy target for javelins and Russian infantry would sustain massive casualties. Kyiv would become Stalingrad 2.0. So they would either occupy big cities until they starve out and surrender or they will use fucking nuke. Going in would be suicide for Russians.

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bump for peaceful resolution

how do putin afford his yatch with his modest salary???
someone explain please.

Lukashenko will invade ukraine instead of putin

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Look at these low-IQ monkey brains, do you really think they have the competence to invade Ukraine? They’d get fucking wiped, no joke. They probably don’t even know how to hold a rifle.

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FUCK LEE AND HIS BITCH ASS NETWORK, OLD BOOMER FUCK

AND FUCK JANNIES

Just fucking nuke us already

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>your parents never named you Bogdan

Russia's celebrating this holiday now
Were the Russians trolling us by making their big announcements on the day before and the day after 2/22/22?

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>They probably don’t even know how to hold a rifle.
But they do have rifles at least

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You guys do realize the west is going to lose this war, right?

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Does this mean that Lviv is free real estate?

Delete this

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Who will Liechtenstein ally with? The fate of both nations rests with Liechtenstein support. They alone decide the fate of Europe.

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They are just going to annex the territories like they did with Crimea. Then nothing will happen for a few years and they will go and do it again. No war will happen

Nothing will happen. He keeps getting away with it

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>going to
Nigger, it’s lost. Ukraine is gone.

>Seizing a ship in Kaliningrad
>Seizing a ship in the middle of the Med

Reddit claws made this image

Can't wait for my teenaged Ukrainian refugee gf to arrive.

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Not yet.
We're getting there tho

US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

>US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

>US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

>US defense readiness increased to Cuban crisis level due to Ukraine

uniindia.com/story/US-defense-readiness-increased-to-Cuban-crisis-level-due-to-Ukraine

inb4 some group of natsoc hohol psychos detonate a soviet ghost nuke to try and stop the invasion

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IS XI PUMPING IT?

(I am retarded)

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good night /gsg/

>Of course ivan. Any post not sucking putins cock for being so based and antiglobohomo is CIA.
Unironically yes.
>Go suck on your somali boyfriend sven.
I don't have one :(

no fuck you

No one can stop me

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another fave

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TWO DAYS
TWO SCOOPS
JUST TWO MORE GUYS, JUST WAIT 2 MORE

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yes, and u will eat it, and taiwan will be annexed by china too and u will be only "deelpy concerned". thats the novadays west, just weak

>this fat amerilard thinks beautiful ukrainian women will give him the time of the day when he's been rejected by any woman with any self worth his entire life
topkek, they won't even run to america in the first place. why would they run anyways?

A NOGGER JOGGER JUST PICK MY COTTON
(at my house)

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pumping...

no, the ride never ends

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is that rasputin

my sides
>NEW: The LPR claims mortar fire from Ukrainian forces hit a house belonging to occupants who had recently evacuated to Russia. The speaker holds up a paper with the date, 22.02.2022, in an apparent attempt to show that the incident wasn’t pre-recorded.
twitter.com/lawsonreports/status/1496233331079458819

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>They are just going to annex the territories like they did with Crimea.
this would be a huge lost for russia, lossing the influence they had in ukraine for a small territory, ukraine would join nato and russia would be at risk.
so putin would do this as a last resort to say to the russian people that they won in ukraine

That was odd, what exactly was Putin trying to do by making him look like a bitch.

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that would mean defcon 2...

what do they mean "somehow". biden literally announced sanctions on pointless banks, lol, its not even top-15 bank in russia....

We can only wish to be so fortunate that bonehead Jewish-oligarch funded """neo-nazis""" do this, it'll give Russia all the justification they need to completely and immediately conquer the entire country.

MOAR!!!!!!!!

dios mios
how can we compete?

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This could either mean:
1. "we're invading in two days"
2. "it will take us two days to defeat your army"
I'm leaning towards the latter.

ITT (In that thread) I disclose the nature of Ur-Lodges, a special, irregular kind of masonic lodge that dominates international politics.
All this according to a work by italian freemason Gioele Magaldi.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/357670264/

People to whom further attention is due:
-Krautanon and his "Here's all I got" threads.
-Britanon and his "Phoenician Merchant Serpent Worship" posts.
-Manly P.Hall.

excellent choice

very good.
Last one and I'm hitting the bed.
Good night fellas

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The happening is already over isn't it? Putin is just going to occupy the separatist regions and call it a day.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0MZveN7Q
2 months ago, good listen

I may have yellow fever…

holy fuck it's hilarious how retarded they are

Yeah totally not scripted

>be ukraine
>bomb your own citizens

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he's hungarian imo

PUTINO IS DONE FOR

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Putin just risked the entirety of Russian civilization for a tiny bit of land? That makes no sense. This War is only just beginning.

He's claiming the Ukraine-controlled areas are DPR/LPR territory too. And they're still reporting tons of shelling and multiple deaths today's. Pretext for their "peacekeeping" mission. So no, it's not over.

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look buddy, only 2 days.
I might just drug my ass off to actually enjoy of this era. I recommend you do the same

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TWO MORE WEEKS

hundreds of thousands?
my guess would be that's around 150 in that picture
at most

Proof enough for me. How else could he have known what today's date was going to be?

more people than RT could scrape together for its DPR celebration lmao

Good fucking luck with that. For various reasons, assets like yachts are owned by shell structures so complex, it would take pretty serious efforts to seize them. For what it's worth, the whole WORLD knows who owns what, and chances are pretty good that you still can't do shit about it because what matters is who owns it on paper.

Holy shit Saruman sent Uruk-hai to the front lines

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You can’t expect a monkey to rationalize that much.

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It gets even worse when the camera pans around. Not that many by the looks of it

Most certainly the latter. Just intimidation.

quality booba, keep em coming

sauce

I can only hope

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Feel like his last name should be Гидeнкo instead

Post her nude
No balls you won’t

Canadian Globemaster just took off from Lviv.

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look at that fuckin ogre
ukraine doesn't stand a chance

don't eat the bugs.

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you'll run out of tit pics

>yfw Ukraine actually has some age-old mothballed nukes and things get messy

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This video rips two months later

don't have nudes, i save and i share i don't make OC.

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Seŕekeś

mommy milk

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That's a dude

Trap is sprung. Once US is shown as powerless to enforce dollar world reserve currency status Russia and China will give the world's economic super powers as they have little to no dependence on the dollar.

What, you want me to eat plastic?

i have a lot of booba

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Everyone is retarded and the US is buying us Russian companies to dump them with mass effect. Nobody seems to remember how this works, fucking goldfish

>"The last few hours, Luhansk has practically not calmed down"
twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1496234152894545928

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rolling up from the previous thread. i'm in Donetsk AMA. ethnically russian, not gonna fight, not a faggot.

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Stop posting this shit, there is strength in restraint from excessive indulgence.

SNU SNU

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Nope, Jew rats are just jumping ship. The US is sunk.

RARE
A
R
E

stop posting booba this is not the time to be looking at boobas we must focus on the war in Ukraine, REPENT you filthy degenerate

I say fuck the Geneva convention. Take some radioactive material from Chernobyl and mix it into powder and stuff it into your artillery shells. Make thousands of dirty bombs. Give the ruskies some cancer.

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Even better

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you want 2d?

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пиздeц, дepжиcь, бpo

Also LNR reports two civilians dead, don’t be surprise if Vlad orders shit to happen this night

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I fucking bet you saunakaljat that Russians will ultimately try to play that angle to justify full scale invasion.

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New video:

>Holubivka tonight [pro-RU source]
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496238459840782336

>Holubivka tonight [pro-RU source]
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496238459840782336

>Holubivka tonight [pro-RU source]
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496238459840782336

>Holubivka tonight [pro-RU source]
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496238459840782336

No I don't want any of it. Stop posting it, for your own sake most of all.

both

I hope there's a war
Already invested :/

Everything went bad after bogdanovs died.

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No beans, banana

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Can I get some of your beans, bro?

>A

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They're being sent here apparently if they decide to run.
Fuck knows why.

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>posting timestamps
they're evolving

God, I wish.

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apparently one of the army banks is not even 'normal' bank and was setup purely for western sanctions

holy shit lmao
meme template

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Too late, Turdo already told everyone that protesters are terrorists

the happening didn't start yet, it's time to indulge in degenerate sex before we all die.
good man.

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>POL APPROVED GAMES WHILE WE WAIT FOR INVASION AND GO!!!!!

Post moar 2d please user

those feet are fucking gross, way too fucking big. A girl's feet should be slender and tiny.

I;m thinking about thos beans

Proofs?

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kek

>Putin just risked the entirety of Russian civilization for a tiny bit of land?
No.
The west will do their worst no matter what Russia do.

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Multiple nukes were lost after the fall of ZSRR, some in Poland, more in Ukraine

Sauce on this one?

You may not like it, but this is what peak BOOBA shape looks like.

Also tanline booba.

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>what matters is who owns it on paper.
Tell it to Canada.

What a beautiful LIBERATOR

>Russian occupation forces launched 91 attacks in the war zone in E Ukraine from the midnight to 11pm kyiv time. 1 KIA and 1 WIA among UA troops - official
twitter.com/EuromaidanPR/status/1496240304260849671

GO LIVE STREAM THEN FAGGOT. GIVE US THE SCOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

>he happening didn't start yet, it's time to indulge in degenerate sex before we all die.
No, being at peace with yourself is the best time to die. Not recovering from a dopamine overdose that is slowly but surely raping your brain.

Slavoids NEED these retarded wars to cement their fragile and quite frankly imaginary and non-existent national identities

nigger

The bogs..... They are still somewhere

>So no, it's not over.
I want the EU to close down all Russian pipelines to Europe.

just checked. it's defcon 2 for europoors but idk for how long.

beans eating nigger
give me some

Lol, Mariupol is not occupied by russia (yet)

Putin has as suspect wealth that puts him among the worlds wealthiest sir