/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #130

BREAKING:
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496209400184426504
>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399
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getfucked

Death to Russia.

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nigger

Execute Order Z.

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Beans nigger

You guys still here? Man when will you learn that nothing ever happens?

delet this

oh shit those prison vans won't fill themselves.

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You want decommunization? We'll show you decommunization.

nigger beans

It's not actually a Z.

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HOLY SHIT ITALY JUST INVADED ALBANIA HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!!

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any love for the 240z?

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lmao prepare to be v&'d faggots.

Nigger bean eating faggot

PROTECT UKRAINE BORDERS !!!
DESTROY USA BORDERS !!!
BE DISTRACTED !!!

youtube.com/watch?v=-04okUy1jdM

Funding and voting:
>95% of jew political donations go to the democrats
forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/
>over 50% of all democrat funding comes just from jews
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
>jews vote left at an 80% rate
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

>Biden took USA from complete energy independence to "global" energy reliance in 1 year
You WILL pay $10 for a gallon of gas until you decide to buy our electric cars that we control.

You WILL wear masks and live in apartments.

You WILL eat the bugs...

coffee beans or pinto?

dis nigga eatin beans

>Order Z: give nuke launch codes to Zhirinovsky
ACCELERATE

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Does Russia wait for Ukraine to mobilise their reserves?

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What did Zelensky mean by this?

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lights in buildings just went out on the kiev stream

we're gonna cry together brother

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Checked, but there will be no germans to bail them out this time

>more than 24 hours
>no war
>no shots fired
>no nothing
goddammit Any Forums you got me again

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FUCK BROS I HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER CAUSE WE THOUGHT THE WAR STARTED AND WE WHERE GONNA GET NUKE NOW SHES CRYING IN THE OTHER ROOM AS NOTTING HAPPEN

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Can't wait for my teenage Ukrainian refugee gf to arrive

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big if they grew the balls

>Senior Biden administration official on call with reporters says SWIFT-related punishment, like kicking Russia out of the international banking system, is still an option: "We are not taking SWIFT off the table, it will remain an option that we can deploy."
twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496227350496829440

this lookner jew has to be sponsored by cliff bar

Yeah it's a great car. Wish I could find one that isn't beat to shit.

He's coming to surrender obviously

2nd best Z.
>picrel

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love fairlady. new z looks like crap

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lost

He's trying to portray himself as "tough" by visiting the front line, but I bet this is going to be a miserable failure.

>source: twitter guy with emojis in his name

Holy shit the bots are eating beans

He wants to hand over the city to the seperatists personally.

Beautiful car, unfortunately its impossible to find them stock anymore

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I forgot this video existed lmao. Unfathomably based.

He wants to be shot down

Numerals for Zelensky getting Spetznas'd during his visit.

Morale boost is my guess. Mariupol is probably one of the first places that would be targeted.

Mark Urban is no Buck Tardwater.

imagine having absolute control over an army that eats up $60 billion a year and just letting it sit there gathering dust lol
In Putin's shoes I'd go all out just for the lulz for once in my life

what pizza nigger?

Post Ukrainian girls to motivate US army.

nvm that happenes every night

based

TRUMP STATEMENT ABOUT THE INVASION

ABSOLUTE HILARIOUS

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He's going to prove that this war is a nothingburger and Ukraine is safe.

BIDEN BOOM

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I'm more of a 180SX guy

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mcdonald nigger?

kek

>US army interested in women or girls

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thats basically this entire thread, every other "news event" is some retard on twitter saying russian tanks are 15 minutes from kiev and that they're "driving toward the border" for like 4 weeks straight

pizza nigger