/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #129

BREAKING:
>Zelensky to speak later
>Ukrainian media says Zelensky has signed a decree ordering reservists into mobilization
>Constant shelling today
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496209400184426504
>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

Previous:

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496224026146279424
youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s
twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1496223888472215564
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm
twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1496225020338712582?s=20&t=u-C94oG4frgEaD7m0D2N9A
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Will nukes be used?

first to the bread line

i don't know

rollin for em

FIRST FOR HITLER!

No, nukes don't exist

gamo

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seeing loads of Ukrainian civilians with firearms and considering most urban areas are high rises being good for ambushes would be cool if this ends up as Russias Vietnam

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Is he fucking retarded or a Russian agent? He's going to be Maiden'd soon

twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496224026146279424

>Zelensky says there is no need for mobilization.

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Digits if yes

DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?

SURRENDER TO RUSSIA.

give me my rations

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They will just strategically bomb Chernobyl

I am honestly scared this eventually comes here and I have to die in a 1 day war where we lose 99,999999% surely

digits = yes

Russian fren where are you?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s
thread theme, proper tolkien's work

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Why hasn't anything happened for many hours. Is it over?

Doubt it. No one wants to be known as the leaders who pressed the button. Plus I think they all recently signed a decree with the UN prohibiting the use of nukes

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vgh... germania....

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he wants to control the territory, using nukes to make it unhabitable wouldn't be smart

Cлaвьcя, Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe,
Дpyжбы нapoдoв нaдёжный oплoт!
Пapтия Лeнинa — cилa нapoднaя
Hac к тopжecтвy кoммyнизмa вeдёт!

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Living in a peaceful country =/= Sheltered information environment.

Butthurt belt are low information humans. All they know is historical grief and NATO propaganda. They have not yet been subject to replacement massmigration and therefore do not understand what they're getting themselves into by signing up with the U.S/EU/NATO side of things. We Swedes know what that means, even if our countries are relatively safer so far (but not for long).

Will china invade taiwan if russia gets away with invasion?

>SURRENDER TO RUSSIA.

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Liveuamap now reporting it:

>President Zelensky declared call of reservists
twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1496223888472215564

>President Zelensky declared call of reservists
twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1496223888472215564

>President Zelensky declared call of reservists
twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1496223888472215564

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yoshi

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stop posting porn in this thread

don't worry finnbros, I will be there for you fucking every blonde twink rejected from the army

after the ussr collapsed Ukraine was left with loads of nukes in their possession which they then gave up
be funny if they kept a few in hiding just incase this day would come (keep in mind many of theses nukes when the soviets fell apart went "misssing")

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>100billion palace just builds itself with no input from your dictator
da tovaras, +10 rubles

ah yes yes, its 2022, it will obiously help em against our military-space (вoeннo-кocмичecкиe) forces, lol

Good man. Do not get drafted to fight for ZOG. The best for Ukraine now is to hunker down and let this storm pass, then reestablish friendly relationship with Russia. Forget the Euromaidan ZOG coup.

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>HOLY FUCK LIVEUAMAP IS DOWN

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That's so detailed man

Na, Russia will be fine on this since Ukraine is both familiar territory and their military doctrine is geared to dealing with insurgencies.

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I-I-I'm sorry user

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He’s a good listener.
But the level of nato advice is “if you cut off their water supply they won’t attack.”

don't worry ukraine will have him as their sniper

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for miscalculation and full on war. Also to creampie a Ukrainian qt

here

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And that's good.

nice

YES

U're next

I'm getting some strong "I have a plan" vibes.

Bullshit, we had floating pyramidz nigga

Can Gamo be my friend?

We will redeem, sorry dear sirs

Relax it's not down

Rolling for hot FEMALE Ukainian Teens to flood my hometown.

lancia based

>Kyiv
Kiev.

This is what they get for electing a Jewish comedian lmao. The guy is nothing but an empty suit with NATO's hand up his ass

Ukraine no give banana

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Looks like this is all working to Israel's advantage. What do you guys think?
>- The US State Department (led by Jews Victoria Nuland and Anthony Blinken) pushes colour revolutions in Belarus and Kazakhstan, draws up plans for Ukrainian invasion of Donbass

>- Russia responds by massing troops on border, US uses troop buildup to accuse Russia of planning invasion

>- Russia responds to planned invasion by sending troops to Luhansk and Donbass

>- Germany cancels Nord Stream 2 pipeline, weakening Russian influence over Europe

>- Israel constructing pipeline through Mediterranean to provide Europe with natural gas

>So Russia isolated, European economy takes a hit, EU becomes more reliant on Israel.

>Is this a win for ZOG after all?

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No, you are Polish.

>again europeans didnt settle there until the 1600s
shit comparison vlad

ACCELERATE

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IT IS HAPPENING

twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1496223888472215564

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The insane shelling webm from the twitter link in the prev thread

...that´s a Volvo you cock.

kek

Dunno. At this point, he just should surrender or something. The cope is ridiculous.

>If you kill your enemy they win

They will get fucked. Surrender seems like a more realístic option

S-sumimasen, Kang-kun.

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lol

I want to go back

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F R E N

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>Kenya

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YES YOU WANT TOTAL WAR

YES MEIN FUHRER

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I think he knows it's over. Two options:
- Russia only wants Donbas, nothing mobilization could prevent as Ukrainian resistance could lead to total war
- Russia wants regime change, nothing mobilization could prevent as Ukraine doesn't have the military power to win an all out war against Russia
He doesn't want go sacrifice innocent Ukrainian people and that's a good thing. 8

yes it is, doesn't work for me

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Why don't the mods sticky happening threads anymore?

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WITHDRAWAL OF EMERGENCY UNITS FROM THE EAST CONFIRMED.

THEY'VE BEEN REASSIGNED TO TAKE FULL CONTROL OF ALL KIEV KEY INFRASTRUCTURE AND DEFEND FROM ATTACK.

THEY KNOW THE FORCES GATHERING RAPIDLY NORTH OF KIEV IN THE ZONE ARE A THREAT.

MAYBE

Is it time to post waifus?
Also I like Vincent Law and Pino.

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This, Any Forumsacks don't seem to have the IQ to understand these basic facts. Everything about the goals and actions of the Russian state is in direct contradiction to the meme that "Russian leadership is corrupt and are just filling their pockets!"

Are these the reservists?

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it's long gone my fren

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I WANT 14 YEAR OLD UKRAINIAN GF NOW!

Life is not fair...I hate this.

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The entire world is watching.
Let's make it count, baby.

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yeah but this is

He's right tho. It will take Russia at least 2 years to prepare an invasion. Ukraine should build defences not spend resources mobilizing troops when there's no immediate threat.

Just as dumb as comparing Kiev to Moscow, that's the point.
Posting picture memes as a diplomat is peak retardation though.

Can we go deeper?

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I miss KLK so much

yes, they even got to keep their wooden gun at home

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I wish people on our side would stop unironically believing this "Ukraine was going to try to retake Donbas" shit. its blatantly untrue. Russia is the aggressor but thats a good thing lol

What do you think the death toll is going to be when all's said and done?

Yes. Death to hohols

You can't just take a picture of our army.
That's copyright infringement

Reminder that it is genuinely happening so non happeners, I understand why you’re in denial due to years of blueballing but please realize this. Russian forces are in eastern Ukraine RIGHT NOW. Documents in Kiev and Odessa are being burned RIGHT NOW. Shelling in Ukrainian proper and Donbas is happening RIGHT NOW. This war has started.

Yes it's wifu posting time now as the world implodes

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There won't be any further escalation. Putin fears the Ukrainian artillery and won't do anything with his peacekeeping force.

He's literally a Jewish clown, like everyone around Putin is. Its all a fucking circus, its what Solzhenitsyn warned about

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No, those are future rape victims.

Works for me although you're right it's struggling pretty hard right now

twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1496225020338712582?s=20&t=u-C94oG4frgEaD7m0D2N9A

RESERVISTS UP

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they probably have prepared for 2 years at least already.

No it isnt, I have an alfa sprint. Twin carb, 1.7, nice car

Me aswell.

God I hope so!

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Me too, but I expected the last episode to be the date episode.