There isnt a single american ''male'' who can defeat me in a fight

Not one. American men are pussies. Id leave even the toughest american male on his arse next to his teeth with one punch. Why do they think they're hard?

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Everytime you repost this copypasta in a random thread jannys dick gets smaller
You've been sneebunked, pardner.

Just like how beat the Germans without needing our help oh wait

You didn't fight in ww2 you spent the entire portion of the war you joined for in london stuffing your fat faces with chocolates and champagne while banging the local whores.

>while banging the local whores
That's no way to talk about your mother

>banging english whores
Truly a rough time in American history

>you spent the entire portion of the war you joined for in london stuffing your fat faces with chocolates and champagne while banging the local whores.
You're goddamn right we did.

Fpbp

Its okay though, since then us brits have fucked so many 10/10 american lasses because american ''men'' are weak feminine pussies. Our lads go on tours and your women do things to us you can only dream of haha.

>Thinks fucking American woman is a grand accomplishment
I feel sorry for you

ah yes, the famously masculine British man. Best known for wearing dresses and drinking dainty little cups of tea while worshiping a little old granny. We had a fight, and we kicked your asses, despite being outnumbered & outgunned. We don't even have to beat you again, you're doing it to yourselves by importing millions of africans and jeets, your national dish is literally a fucking curry, and your biggest rock star was a paki fag with buck teeth.

Fly here and join an MMA gym then, faggit

Englishmen invented boxing, bareknuckle boxing and hooliganism. People around europe used to be scared of englishmen and set up their own football mobs to fight back. Whereas americans have no reputation for fighting and are fat fucks who arse lick foreigners as tourists while slagging them off online while british men piss, shit and throw up wherever we want like real men. Also you had more soldiers in the revolution + we were fighting real wars, we faced off agains the spanish, french and dutch which were all more powerful than our empire at the time during that war. and STILL killed more yanks than you killed brits and won more battles. Your founding fathers even said only the english are white, pablo.

Then quit bitching. We both bang gash.

You have smol pp.

>americans are pussies
>country is being dominated by muslims
i'd say breaking your jaw would probably unfuck your teeth.

There are more muslims in america than uk

no shit, british arithmetic must still be 'elementary,' we have more people, total, too, you fuckin rocket scientist. You, have more muslims per capita, means more sandniggers in a closer space.

this is bait but i just want to point out that british fags are pussies. don't make me call the IRA.

You have more whites yes, you also have more muslims, more blacks, more brown etc.. America is 40% white and thats being generous. The uk is whiter than the u.s.a has ever been and its YOUR fault as leader of the west and the leading superpower that there are any non whites in european countries. So fuck off muslim/nigger lover.

Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

If you stay British Soldiers If you stay
You'll never ever beat the IRA
For the 14 men in Derry
Are the last that you will bury
So take a tip And leave us bloody be

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

We're not British, we're not Saxon we're not English
We're Irish and proud we are to be
So fuck your Union Jack We want our country back
We want to see old Ireland free once more

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
We'll fight them British Soldiers for the cause
We'll never bow to Soldiers because
Troughout our history We were born to be free
So geo out British bastards leave us be

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

The IRA did fuck all when englishmen went to ireland and beat the fuck out of irishmen while they hid behind the police and cried that the english were doing sieg heil salutes lmao. Combat 18 baby! IRA killed children with bombs and ran, they didnt fight us. Ireland was conquered by the english with swords, guns, fists etc.. for 800 years. You know nothing.

Bare knuckle boxing = englishman sport.

how long did it take you to type that? did you need to run it by your 'bri'ish schpeek n schpell,' you fuckin twit? Also, I don't know where you get your demographics, but you could google it after asking your parliment for permission. Btw, how is you call americans pussies, and you can't buy a fuckin plastic butterknife without ID?

You'll never be irish fatty. Im english and more irish than you. Nobody likes americans. Especially americans pretending to be from the british isles.

>it's the u.s.a.'s fault that there are child grooming gangs of shitskin niggers pillaging muh england

cope. seethe. dial 8.

the US is 80% white, faggot. Can your mudslime country say the same?

technically american

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Knives and guns are for people who cant use their fists. Americans are known as tubby, star wars watching dorks, the white ones at least. The uk is whiter than america.

I'd like to test that theory. There's a skip in Catford that would love to have you as a resident.

HAHAHA my country is over 85% white, yours is 40% white if that. Lying fuck. You have proved yourself to be a delusional coping yank. And yes it is all your fault you run the world retard. When the british empire was the superpower there were no non-whites in england and gays were castrated.

Ok faggot, we'll see you in the next war you lose.

Won the second most after france. You couldnt even beat vietnam, where as our lads did just a decade or 2 before you.

Whos the beaner? Americans will claim anyth

americans will claim anything as american*