And especially fuck England.
Not for any substantial material reason.
Simply because British English is insufferable.
Literally every regional saying from England is the dumbest shit ever.
Literally sounds like a 5 year old invented British English.
Brekkie for breakfast?
Sweets instead of candy?
Trolley?
Snog?
Sticky Wicket?
Lolly?
I could go on but I'll spare you the suffering.
oi bruv im gonna flip on the telly, innit
Looks like the colonies are getting uppity again.
>Colonies
You're thinking of the other anglo cuck countries
>Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
>Or close the wall up with our English dead.
>In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
>As modest stillness and humility:
>But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
>Then imitate the action of the tiger;
>Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
>...
yeah horrible language, you can't really capture emotions with now can you
Seethe harder, Brayden.
Seethe harder, ex owner of my country
Hello Americans from a Scotfag.
>he said, in English
but where's britain?
>t. wazzock
fak ofh u tit
Seethe (in British.)
Still 100x better than American English
>ayo gibs me dat for real no cap bussin nigga
>seethe, innit
english in the UK/Ireland (all the accents really) sounds way better than US english
You call it a revolution, we call it a lucky fucking escape.
>oohhh we are the hooligans
Whatever you gotta tell yourself m8
One thing's for certain and that is I would prefer to listen to British English over the ghetto English you hear from American media.
Makes me think everyone in America speaks like a monkey.
I don't prefer any dialect of Spanish because you all sound like spics to me, thank you for your pointless input into a strictly anglo discussion though
I'm not the one seething on the internet about how other people have different names for food-related things (the American's only point of cultural reference).
Howdy yall! Lets just circle back
Literally no Americans care, but you can find plenty of Bongs kvetching over the fact that we say things like "sidewalk" and "eggplant"
>Northern Ireland is part of UK
kek not anymore...
Mind how you go mate, ta-ta.
You have to go back hundreds of years to find an example of when your people didn’t talk like faggots.
Honnestly I call the whole thing England.
aye, quit yer yammering and shut yer cake hole you wee twat. as if america has done anything for the language.
Says the one who brought up dialects from any other language other than English.
Issues only monolingual and room temperature IQ people have to deal with. Good thing I'm not one of those!
This whole Island has done you
seethe mutt it is not our fault your a homunculi waste oil and negro culture
Oi bruv, don't mind me just wanking me willy
In all seriousness, I've never heard anyone over the age of 5 say
>brekkie
Are you sure you're not assuming everyone in the country talks like insufferable wankers in /brit/pol/?
Stay mad mutt
Duly noted, now go make some rice and beans while the real countries talk
well i'll tell you one thing; No one over here knows the fucking difference between a biscuit and a cookie, and for that they are to be condemned.
>DUDE LIKE O-M-G! I wanned to go on da air-plane and eat tendies and drink my wodder boddle but then I got my panties in a bunch!
Americans sound like a bunch of overstimulated toddlers, and that's before you get to your ridiculous Oogawoogaloosa place names.
>They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
>They may not mean to, but they do.
>They fill you with the faults they had
>And add some extra, just for you.
by Jove, i do believe that fellow is playing a spot of pocket snooker, the perv.
true and American accents are some of the worst to grace this planet
>Simply because British English is insufferable.
Because English is probably your second language and you can't fully understand its depths, Pedro.