/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #125

BREAKING:
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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>#125
fucked it, it's #126
will fix on next OP

BREAKING NEWS

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first

glory to ukriane

WHERE ARE THE UKRAINIANS?
IS IT ALREADY OVER?

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Putin should act like a chad now and dump all dollar reserves

>when you see a BBC

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these 2 sanctions are big.
lets see how loyal putins oligarchs are when they don't have access to their wealth.

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i live red and black i breathe albanian
i see red and black, my blood bleeds albanian
i live here with the ancestors, with tradition and flag/ensign
with the law and with rules, with family and blood

where rock is also sweet, and where the place has a word
where you can hear the gunshot when a son is born (during celebrations)
and where the table is set, the fireplaces heats up
and also where the weakest moral is the sister

my blood drips red and black through my veins
and in every cell the bird with two wings is alive
a blessed place, you find out traditions here
we won't speak hazily, the rock also has value here
old buildings and rocks the mountains are full with gunpowder
the sea and banks with water separated by tears
with nobility and family/clan with the flute and the cifteli
with a big well known name- Albania

i see red and black, i live and die red and black
i breathe red and black i believe red and black
i live where the song is given as a call
like in the battlefield, like a birth and a burial
where the eagle lands, claws its nails and sits on the land
where the word is heavy (what you say matters) you can't just use "ok"
where the lines on your hand tell the same story
where the wrinkles on your forehead speak about hardship
i speak red and black, i pound red and black
i hear red and black, i note red and black
a love that surges, for this family and for this seed
again my heart, "I'm proud to be Albanian"

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>european
>allies
fucking bullshit they refused to get along with the donald; rot in hell.

I'm still shaking after Biden's powerful speech...rusbos how can we ever recover??

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Wat? I was fapping

POST YFW
>sanctions

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So after Biden speech Ruble is gaining value lmao

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Name?

>lets see how loyal putins oligarchs are when they don't have access to their wealth.
might force them to double down.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
BIDEN GAVE BLANK CHECK TO PUTIN

Air assault tonight/early hours based on everything thats happening today

Embassy and consulate in Kiev and Odessa burning and destroying all documents and hard drives and evacuating on emergency flights. That's a sign of "It's fucking on"

Putin has given a 4 point ultimatum to Ukraine. They've refused. Ukraine to cut all diplomatic links with Russia.

All Ukrainian soldiers recieved messages on their phones in east ukraine telling them they will be destroyed within 2 days of hostilities.

Ukraine pulling emergency units back to Kiev(this happened less than 30 mins after the Koleba met SoD Austin at the Pentagon)

Chechen forces are gathering in the Belarus exclusion zone north of Kiev with camps visible on satellites.(chads sitting in a radiation zone lmao)

US recommends Zelensky go immediately to Lvov

Hungary,Poland and Slovakia have sent troops to the border to prepare for refugees.

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What's Ukraine going to do now that US threw them under the bus to protect actual NATO countries.

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Double digits for war

why did the ukrainians cross the border?

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happening or not

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They have no Internet you dumb fag, it's the last time you'll eve see them again.

>flag
Fucking muhammed how the hell

RIP Ukraine, I give you 2 days

abramovich has israeli and portugal passports, what will they do, lol, others the same

Ergi Bardhollari

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Heh

Reminder that it is genuinely happening so non happeners, I understand why you’re in denial due to years of blueballing but please realize this. Russian forces are in eastern Ukraine RIGHT NOW. Documents in Kiev and Odessa are being burned RIGHT NOW. Shelling in Ukrainian proper and Donbas is happening RIGHT NOW. This war has started.

RUSSIANS

MOVE TO MEXICO AND IMPREGNATE OUR WOMEN

RUSSIANS

MOVE TO MEXICO AND IMPREGNATE OUR WOMEN

RUSSIANS

MOVE TO MEXICO AND IMPREGNATE OUR WOMEN

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>implying they didn't foresee this and move it elsewhere

Putin got his $80mn yacht back to Kalinigrad from Kiel a few days back as he knew it would be impounded otherwise.

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1496207991229624325
>President Biden acknowledges US gas prices may keep rising due to his sanctions: "Defending freedom will have costs for us as well, and here at home. We need to be honest about that."

Muttbros...

Bro, it doesnt work like that, the oligarhs have their assets safe and sound by now. They knew this was coming months ago.

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There is NO WAY Putin didn't see all of these sanctions incoming
If he didn't calculate for these sanctions or worse he deserves to lose.

When you go for armed conflict everything has to be considered.

>Hungary,Poland and Slovakia have sent troops to the border to prepare for refugees.

You belive that? Retarded ape, they are trying to get a piece of the cake

There is probably a million ways to weasel out of this, though I hope not

Fun fact: the ones on here constantly spamming smears and mutt mutt mutt kikish beta faggot shit aren't just muzzy middle eastern subhumans or chinks, it's also these backstabbing euro glownigs and kike tier europoors trying to be huwiter than thou when they can't even remove or handle 6% kebab.
These faggots deserve some righteous nuclear cleansing.

>protect
I have bad news for you

it wont be a war, itll be a massacre

Definetly happening, to say it won't happen it's just delusional cope at this point, there's 0 signs of descalation and the situation is just getting worse, don't listen to the russian bots.

Is she a jew? Lol

I swear they will still be here saying nothing is happening when tanks roll through Kyiv.

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Russian embassies and consulates destroying all documents/hard drives and getting the fuck out on emergency evacuations pretty much confirms that it’s going down. I wonder how long Kiev will be able to hold out before the inevitable fall. Considering a pincer movement from Belarus in the north through the Chernobyl exclusion zone (absolute madlads) is looking likely, I wouldn’t give them any more than 2 weeks

The whole "Putin's oligarchs" thing is a meme. Putin has been fighting oligarchs since 90's

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>documents being burned
everything is digitalized nowadays anyway no?

Is that .webm from a Live-Stream on YT?
Are there any live-streams that actually show anything happening? All Webcams are either Kyiv or Odessa...

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Where are the rest of you?

>implying all of those are his oligarchs
Bongbro, I...

Oh NOOOOOOOOOO not SANCTIONS!!!!!!!!
Biden is an absolute madman!

you dont understand how international finance works.
it's not easy to move large sums of money.
secondly, they don't want their wealth in roubles.
this is going to hurt them bigly.

my god something just happen already

no
her surname literally means "the whitey"

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Send captured russian soldiers to me i will torture them and post webms here

A burning document just flew over my house.

How much money do you want us to wire for this comment sir?

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>NORD 2 SUSPENDED
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NOT A FUCKING JOKE, GERMAN MINISTRY OF ENERGY HAS ORDERED IT

ROLLING

Think ukraine is proper fucked at this point. Chance of invasion moderate to high within next (2 weeks). Unironically tho

Not interventions we need, but ones we deserve.

if putin didn't either strongneck the oligarch or pre-warn them and give them time to secure their shit hes fucking retarded

It should. Biden shidded on ukraine and showed major weakness against putin.

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i just keked when he start telling people they are now FUCKED because they started somewhere around Russia conflict and now US citizens would pay for it.
That's so funny, i just go to listen some shitty rap lol
youtube.com/watch?v=Yrv-fXAjHm8

lmao what?
where did you read that? the_donald?
you americans really are fucking clueless.

Who's ready to rape some female troops in WW3? Private coomer reporting for duty sir!

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vlad seems like a reasonable guy, i hope he takes over a good chunk of eastern europe. I'm tired of fucking germany, france, and the UK being "european allies" and then tut-tuting when 'murica doesn't do what they want. There's a fucking pond in between us for a reason.

>why did the ukrainians cross the border?
To get to the other side.

HOW fucking weak is the west, oh Lord, and what will happen when 90% of ur politicans will be trans and gays and other sheitans? like u will literally collapse......

>Putin has given a 4 point ultimatum to Ukraine.
It was real? Do you have the sauce?

You naive child.

Weren't you fapping an hour ago?

What's her nationality? I don't have Instagram

I would kek so hard if Putin put some of the separatists and used them in such a false flag. so much for brotherly care

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Thanks USA!

>w-we'll really protect nato nations, we swear
ruskies better treat those eukranian qts with respect

RED AND BLACK I DRESS
EAGLE ON MY CHEST
PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

>Sanctioning Russia
So you mean I can´t get my hands on one of those sought after Lada-Nivas? Life literally over.

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>mfw our government will literally welcome russia to annex hungary
I guess learning russian in middle school was kinda worth it... back to 1956 boys

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>crewman burned to crisp while trying to get out
Jesus Christ..

>tfw more gas for China

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If WWIII starts then all of you have to join my sex cult in the desert just like in A Boy and His Dog. That was foretold to me by the Lord.

No. In fact, a lot of things are on paper for security reasons. One-time pads, where used, are still on paper.

america is doing what they did to japan in 1941 so russia does a pearl harbor

Kike

Goodbye Ukraine. It's been nice knowing you.

>sanctions on Russian oligarchs
Roman Abramovich is a Portuguese citizen, don't you dare touch him mutts :)

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weaker than you think.

old news
also, that's not the only pipeline.

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reminder
feel free to seethe in the (you)s below

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I don't think Ukraine ever expected or even wanted US troops in Ukraine.
You think things are going to be bad in Ukraine as it is, it would be significantly worse if it was just the battleground for a NATO/Russia war.

we already colapsed

>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
How long have they been stuck evacuating the embassy and burning docs???
4 days now?? 5 days???
Get a grip. Nothing is happening

AM I SAFE FROM RUSSIAN INVASION? HELP ME US! JAPAN! HEEELP!

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"securing your shit" is not some simple thing.
this is not money in a bank. it's investments. it's property. it's shares. it's businesses. it's invoices.

you people sound like fucking 14 year olds.

Is there literally ANY Russian product that isn´t an AK, that is sought after in the Western world?
Russian Women don´t count.

>All Ukrainian soldiers recieved messages on their phones in east ukraine telling them they will be destroyed within 2 days of hostilities.
WHAT IS THE SOURCE FOR THIS?

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they've had 8 years

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They started this today you leaf cunt

Just woke up, can I get a qrd on Biden's sanctions?

why did a kosovo, albania and serbia debate start all of a sudden?

Lol those sanctions are almost same as in 2014 maybe even lighter. Imagine cockhole ebalo right now

You're getting a sanction for that

i work in b2b finance for blackrock, but ok.

Bet Putin will say Germany is just a puppet of OTAN

metals and oil

vodka?
else, I agree

Russian Airborne will be dropping into Perth within two weeks to save you from your chinese overlords.

Ever notice how the Jewnited States can bomb and kill with impunity, but they punish anyone else who tries it?

Let’s all hope the Great Satan is on its last legs.

You have hard documents because they can't be hacked or edited in real time. Going old school has a massive advantage in the age of cyber espionage.
Plus they are a good backup if anything happens to the digital archive.

Dashcam footage

Bro I think you have a problem with fapping

i still think they just lost, they fight that day in morning with DNR forces and probably going for second round and somehow drove into our
territory and start shot think that's DNR forces.

Depends on your definition of the oligarch
He got rid of those who challenged them. politically, but there's a lot of them who are in charge of state and media companies and work on behalf of Kremlin. Most of them half wealth stashed outside of Russia.

It's necessary, there isn't the public support for sending troops currently.

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGARY FREN

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No source

>HOW fucking weak is the west, oh Lord, and what will happen when 90% of ur politicans will be trans and gays and other sheitans? like u will literally collapse......
faggot please, Ukraine was never considered a serious clay, literally everyone exploited it for shady business. first the russians, then the west, but never really one cared about it too much.

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you're absolutely clueless.
do some research.

>HOW fucking weak is the west
The West Does not exist anymore. We are just waiting for the time future warlords realize this just like the Germans stopped humoring the Eastern Romans

yeah sure, it was: ???

>Defending freedom will have costs for us as well, and here at home
Doesn't he realize that the average person doesn't give a shit about the "freedom" of a country they couldn't even point out on a map?

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HOW fucking weak is the 2nd world, oh Lord, what happens when another 20 years pass and you still can't reclaim territories taken by braindead stalinsists? like u will literally collpase.....

>do some research.
no

>mfw enjoying coverage of this happening because (almost) all the people involved are white
what fucking happened to my country man

it's some gay meme

I guess that Russian gas isn't important to you Krauts.

KEK
I´m gonna miss those...
STOP THE SANCTIONS!

>learning russian in middle school
How old are you testvér?

but there is a lot of normal people in europe like where are they, like in some time there will be just 2 choices between pervert west and subhuman chinese world....... sad

BЭБ, гocдoлг и oлигapхи.

Cope

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>property, shares, businesses
If you're a russian oligarch and you bought that shit without incorporating a shell corporation domestically to own that shit and at least slow the FBI/IRS down, you deserve to lose your shit.

be careful! The government might sanction us if we do a total rewrite of history!

>sanctions on oligarchs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING AMERIGOYIM WRONG TARGET WRONG TARGET

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You either build up your intermarium and realize you need to stand up for yourself or you get partioned again by Russia and Germany

Get Fucked

Keep training your Arachnid Battle Groups. You never know when you'll need to repel an invader by a combination of a neurotoxin and a heart attack from sheer fear.

>who are in charge of state and media companies
There are apparently shit load of crypto-anti putin types there who need some massive buckbreaking. Besides, he probably has some eager new comers waiting to fill in the niches.

Hungary will get Transcarpathia and join CSTO.

I can't type
Depends on your definition of the oligarch
He got rid of those who challenged him politically, but there's a lot of them who are in charge of state and media companies and work on behalf of Kremlin. Most of them have wealth stashed outside of Russia.

If you own a bunker, cellar or a basement, prepare for fallout for two weeks. Preferable outside major cities, economical zones and especially in proximity of military bases (NATO ones), of course. The possibility of this conflict reaching NATO territory is pretty high, and you know that it starts with a tactical small yield one dropped on advancing troops... Why do I say NATO? Because the impact of this shitstorm will render all the industry in Europe useless and non profitable (gas prices, electricity based on methane/butane gas and so on)

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I have a Wood/Chacoal stove. I´m gonna be fine.

Can I get that AK?

English please

at 22:22 something BIG will happen

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>The possibility of this conflict reaching NATO territory is pretty high
It's really not though

>butthurt belt feels insecure.

>you bought that shit without incorporating a shell corporation domestically
you think the US government can't circumvent that?
and you're calling me naïve?

So fucking nothing?

kek, forgot those.
>meanwhile in russia

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Ukraine is not in "the west" you retard.

Can the US at least give Ukraine air support? We bombed the shit out of Libya for no reason why not protect a sovereign country being invaded?

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you don't use electricity?

Nothing ever happens. Happooning fags will cope and try to make dumb shit that happens every day the happening.

Sanctions for now just banks and assets of oligarchs. If invasion of ukraine and taking kiev just more sanctions, no military action. Did not say what sanctions if he takes kiev.

Rocket and jet engines. Agricultural and mineral produce. Nuclear power plants. Russia has a stronk economy.

>normal people
just check the vaxx rate. somewhere between 60-70% of americans are koolaid drinking subhumans. It's 90%+ in the eurozone.

nope only gas EU also has no trade volume with russia because slavs are all poorfags

>implying you can get it up for rape

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>Bunker
*Laughs in TOS-1*

dont need your N resources, mongol.

I fucking hate this, the covid shit is finally over and now we're LITERALLY getting WW3. All these fucking years and it turns out the most cliche trope of Russia attacking is the actual scenario, holy fuck

Nothing...

oink-oink

no u i will sanction ur mum with my dik

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That's very much possible, especially since Putin doesn't give a crap about mediating their bullshit anymore

Just woke up. What did sleepyjoe say?

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america's so weak that even my shares in defence companies are down 5% today

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lol every law firm and private bank in london would be out of business if we actually did this. It's bullshit.

Some kind of "military bank" too. Would be hilarious if it's Voenno-Promyshlenny Bank.

Against Russia? No chance.

So if Russia is cut off of Swift, do they not just start transacting in BTC?

>Russia has a stronk economy.
No they don't you retarded nigger. They have smaller economy than italy lmao.

>Just woke up, can I get a qrd on Biden's sanctions?
>President Biden says the new sanctions will target
>- VEB & military bank
>- Russia's sovereign debt - cutting off Russian govt from western financing
>- Starting tomorrow and in days ahead, imposing on Russia's elites and their families
>- Worked w/ Germany on halting Nord Stream 2
twitter.com/saraecook/status/1496205553793744898

Also pic related.

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