Why are cats left wing and dogs right wing?

why are cats left wing and dogs right wing?

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 114.35K)

Animals don't have the capacity to understand human politics retard

I miss him so much bros, wish I was that dog

Attached: 1592525315897.gif (472x264, 1.74M)

because cats are girls and dogs are boys STUPID

I like cats...
But i also like dogs...
Nazbol gang

u will never be a world power

Dogs:
>Eat their own shit
>Attack children and the elderly
>Make loud noises in their neighborhood late at night, every night

Cats:
>Keep themselves very clean
>Mind their own business
>Are quiet and avoid conflict

Cats are white and dogs are people of cess. That's why americans love dogs so much, they are programmed to regard people of cess as holy objects of worship.

Cats just want to be left alone and hunt. Furthermore they protect you from astral psychic forces beyond your comprehension which is why the constant assault on their character by bad faith actors on this forum.

I wasn't the only one who believed this as a child?

Cats are useless lazy fucks who destroy your things, convert food into shit, basically do nothing else and act like you should be grateful.
Dogs are loyal, hard working, make themselves a useful part of the household and put you, their "pack" (Völk) first.
Used up roasties like cats, trad women like dogs. Simple as.

(Also dogs maul niggers)

Cats: >lazy, entitled, useless, cowardly, act like everyone is their slaves, lash out at those who provide for them, full of mind-altering parasites
Dogs: >can actually do useful work, are loyal, fun-loving, cooperative, actually understand love, don't give you toxoplasmosis
Yeah, checks out.

The only connection here I can see would be that dog owners are more physically active.

That's just your brain parasites speaking, gondiifag

Cats are pussies.

cats are lazy fucks

Me too.

Attached: 1625512258807.png (932x228, 29.46K)

Im not a nigger, i have trained my dogs to be protective loving animals that would die to save my family. Your a fucking moron.

false
cats are for themselves and dogs are for pack

You're* (a nigger lover).

Attached: Cat master race defending his thrall from alien attack.gif (400x290, 1.78M)

This.
Cats are the women of pets.

>Your a fucking moron.
Oof.

Dogs historically, and still do have real world utility. You’d be lucky to get a cat to hunt mice these days.

both are fine
and you are not white if you think opposite and don't have/like both

Attached: Dog is best friend of the cat.webm (720x404, 614.85K)

Damn that's one based cat.

>lazy people
>smarter
>more successful

fake and gay

sure he is

Attached: cat vs bear.gif (400x400, 1.53M)

nonwhites hate dogs and behave like cats

I would say cats are libertarian, dogs are commies. The real right wing is monkey.

Attached: FCowGG-WEAc5WMw.jpg (813x1167, 128.99K)

>pack of angry niggers
>tribal clannish sandniggers
>packs of pajeets, shitting everywhere, unclean
>hordes of chinks with dog eat dog mentality
if anything they behave like dogs, feral one
its