/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #120

BREAKING:
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, this includes Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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Because treaties actually matter. Also, Putin could have gotten this shit done another way (force the opening of Nordstream II, cut out any way in which the hohols are useful or necessary to europe, get the euros to force hohol back into client state status in return for gas, coerce treaty ceding LPR/DPR/Crimea). Instead he decides to start cold war II. It's dangerous as fuck (not that the West's response has been much better)

>listing diplomat's pronouns
holy kek, sauce?

the war will begin on 2.22.22
at 22 hours 22 minutes and 22 seconds 22:22:22
see you soon lads

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zerohedge

EU bros what do we do about gas and oil?

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roll for death violence and destruction

Ukranian controlled villages near the front are under heavy bombardment from grad and artillery

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Based OP hijacker.

niggers tongue my ass

MUMMY

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it's a fake tweet. it's also the best kind of satire because it's hard to tell from the truth

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

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Last night some bong was spamming about how couple of US planes heading towards Ukraine 100% means that Zelensky and entire Ukrainian government are fleeing the country
I told him he's just embarrassing himself and he made fun of me for not being able to see the basic obvious 100% confirmed facts
i demand an apology now

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Post battle music.

youtu.be/BBQ36Y1GL1g

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22 get

i will miss ukraine :( it was nice knowing there was one thing that constantly bothered jewtin and made him go to bed in a bad mood every single night

PREPARE.

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..... why is there a camera?

>listing the pronouns
LMFAOOOO amuttica is a rotting corpse

roll

Migrate here, don't split the thread please

There's something wrong about that fucking thing.

is it finally happening?

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>22:22:22
UTC? Moscow local? EST?

i have a modern chimney that works with wood and heats up the entire house.
i can go on foot to buy my groceries, too

ohnonononono

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just get it from elsewhere tbqh, even if it means having to pay a lot more
the thing about Europe is that it can afford to do stuff like this, unlike Russia

i prefer the thread with the spider instead of the fake ass tweet as image.

Reminder that all of this could've been prevented if some countries didn't create this organs traffic market hub breaking UN resolutions

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Nuclear war when?

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nothing is happening you chuds

PUTIN HAS DECLARED HIMSELF TSAR OF ALL THE RUSSIAS
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FUCK RUSSIANS
LONG LIVE NATO AND THE US OF A
SUCK OUR EUROPEAN COCK MONGOLOIDS
ps. youre poor and dirty

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no war will happen you fags. but what do they try to cover up? did biden sign some laws today or did they crack down on protesters in canada extra hart?

Does anyone have a working download to the song Pimp my Reich, by mein fuhrer?

What all the commotion is about? What the fuck is ukraine? Quick rundown please.

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That's a man.

I will apologize on his behalf.

Soldiers marching on another nation is nothing?

And?

Is the Ukrainian army deliberately not fire back?

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Suck American cock, like always.

haven't you been watching your own news it should be all over it

go to the spider thread

The A4 highway over here is in the midst of a traffic jam due to American/German troop movements.

Never. We would all be dead in Europe

WHOEVER KEEPS MAKING THESE THREADS IS GETTING SO MANY COMMENTS

Roll for Russia takes entire black sea coastline

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the second they start to shoot back it gives russia full reasoning to obliterate them

What are the obvious facts? I'm just a dumb macaco

That means that you're a gay Gypo.

>Ukraine isn’t a country because they never had a monarchy!
So is America not a real country either? Does the English crown have the right to seize their overseas territory? Well, Russiaphiles? (Most of you are American)

Pretty sure a lot of the Swiss would survive.

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Turkish forces entered Iraq and stayed there for a few months, and nothing came out of it.
Similar thing here, Putin is doing this in an attempt to have the other EU nations put pressure on Ukraine and eventually get them to cave in to his demands of not joining NATO

Throw down some caltrops

it's called a security camera you fucking mong.
i have one. as do many people.

Russian tanks entered Kiev
city has fallen
Polish armored column ride into the Lviv
Polish-Russian parade soon

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Sure thing, Ahmed.

aye, I didn't doubt it.
clownworld has done a number on me. it felt real.

IN OTHER NEWS
>POO POO PEE PEE
>AND FARTS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I would like to know if there are any nonprofits in Ukraine or Russia that would be supporting the family's of lost soliders.

Using America as an example isn't making your case any stronger, we look pretty fake atm.

I’d like to drill her for oil and gas if you know what I mean.

this thread was made first and posted first you fucking retards. now you're splitting.

where are the nukes

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Tomorrow's newspaper somtimes afternoon: citizens of the Russian Federation, on the day we commemorate the holiday and memory of the defenders of our homeland, on the day we commemorate the heroes of the Great Patriotic War, Ukraine decided to stain this memory with an attack (mortar, bomb, shooting ... ) on the heroes who wanted to defend their homeland ... blah blah blah, so they leave us no choice but to use Russian power to remove from the power oligarchs and their servants and return freedom to the honest and good people of ukraine

Yeah pretty much.
The Russian plans for false-flag ops have been unmasked weeks ago or otherwise thwarted (like that one carbomb under the bridge or sth), so they seem to have shifted to trying to provoke Ukrainians into overreacting, which they would then use as an excuse to start shooting
not quite sure why they even bother with this theatre though tbqh


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