/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #116

BREAKING:
>UN Security Council just ended their meeting
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission in Donetsk and Luhansk
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk

Putin earlier addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496142810436837378
youtube.com/watch?v=vEE_vS6aeMQ
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>"Fighting continues in the #Schastia area. As of 16:45 in the area of power plant and checkpoint Shchastia sees skirmishes with small arms, large-caliber machine guns, artillery. The fire at the power plant was put out"
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496139118501416973

thank you for baking oldest ally
NOW POST YOUR FUCKING WAR FACES ANONS

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>The Russian Federation Council at 18:00 will continue the meeting, it will be held behind closed doors - RIA
twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1496140724722614282

>0 Russian tanks in Kiev
Lol still 0 Russian tanks in Kiev. How many days has it been stuck at 0 Russian tanks in Kiev. Four days? Five days?

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>BREAKING-(Reuters) - Russia's upper house of parliament told lawmakers to reconvene at 1500 GMT on Tuesday, an unusual move after they voted to approve friendship treaties with two breakaway regions of Ukraine. It was not clear what they planned to discuss.
twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1496138800266985483

Just stop making these threads. It's not a happening. If anything Putin actually ended the war on Donbass. LPR and DPR are independant and Ukrainians will stop shelling them. Russia will get few sanctions from EU and that will be it.

kek

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So uh, is it happening or not?

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maybe

Nah doomerbro, this won't escalate.

certainly more than whats been happening the past month with this situation.

>The issue of establishing the borders of the DPR and LPR will still be decided - Russian Foreign Ministry
twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1496132849086472193

For now - not likely.
Putin deployed a fuckton of armor on the borders with some reportedly in L/DNR to make sure ukraine stays out of those newly recognized republics.
Zelensky isn't willing to start an actual war because he knows they'll get steamrolled.

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I think Putin is waiting to see what kind of sanctions they'll levy on Russia. If they are light, the confrontation will probably be minor and he'll just keep russian troops in LDNR. If the sanctions are severe, he'll probably go full DECOMMUNIZATION and dash toward the Dniepr.

Qrd been sleeping last 8 hours.

More likely than not

Yes, he deployed troops. And the DPR/LPR as still reporting they're being shelled as of minutes ago.
There will be some sort of "peacekeeping mission" incoming.

What types are on the hitlist?

just you

>US Special Forces have left Ukraine from Lviv after escorting US Embassy diplomats to Poland last night - CNN citing US European Command spokesman Capt. Bill Speaks
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1496142810436837378

Ypur fat mom

Putin announces he's resigning from president, starts giving history courses youtube.com/watch?v=vEE_vS6aeMQ

people who use “whomst”

>russian forces didn't even cross the border
>mutts running away to prevent the second afghanistan
kekd

Another small military plane is landing in Kraków

t. obwarzanek

He said in his speech he'd punish the Odessa fire perpetrators
They gotta be on the list

Ukrainian nationalists, mostly.

He made a particular emphasis on those who participated in the firebombing of the trade union house in Odessa in 2014 by saying something to the effect "we know all your names and you will not evade justice"

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If it's a happening then where are the videos?

>Ukrainian nationalists, mostly.
You mean LGBT+ community?

>17:15 Donetsk: Some firing
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496143420187987975

>17:03 Svitlodarsk: Very loud
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496139843130253324

>obwarzanek
Does that mean connected?

>US sanctions on 8yo breakaway regions that were already under sanctions
Top tier Biden response, shows that nothing is going to happen

why does he make such a convincing primate bros

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>17:23 Kadiivka: Something very heavy
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496143865778249734

yes

all or nothing brehs

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checked

I said last night that there are nationalists in Ukrainian army that Zelensky has no power over them. It’s a meme country

based, this is happening

So how much longer until the nuclear happening?

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it's a controversial statement in america, but humans actually are related to other primates

What kind of video are you looking for?
There's a video where you can hear fighting here:

>666
G-guys?

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pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obwarzanek
It's like pretzel but round, typical for Kraków.

>JUST TWO MOAR WEEKS user

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it's because bidet knows how to deal with putan
you'll see

Onward! To Mariupol!

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>17:17 Svitlodarsk: "Two howitzers are hitting the area of Zaytseve, Kodema"
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1496143675973378050

Nice fuck Putin

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sure but he may honestly be the missing link

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There is no 22nd month in the calendar though.

>Another large explosion heard near Stakhanov.
twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1496144705683443718

Is there a single reporter or livestreamer or midget with a 2006 camera phone on the ground right now or is this all radio theatre?

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