there was a big fire in an appartment building in the german city of essen. it completely burnt down. 120 people lost their homes.
as its too dangerous for human people to get into the building right now heroic robo dog "ROBOTERHUND 2000" is searching the complex to evaluate the situation.
let's all take a minute and think of that brave little fellow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>dying in a fire >stuck under some debris >hear someone approaching through the crumbling building >"over here! I'm stuck!" >see light around corner >"thank God i thought I was a goner" >see robo dog >visible confusion >robot dog begins to live stream your death to humans half a mile away
Xavier Hernandez
Will women fuck robo dogs in future ? Because lets face it, male sex dolls will never be a thing
Ryan Garcia
What a cute little dystopian robot, it surely would be a shame if someone were to throw water at it and taser it Boy can you imagine if a group of people were to do that? Man, Globohomo would lose millions replacing their little gadgets Absolutely do NOT do it.
Jordan Nelson
a literal zogbot
Brody Brooks
Don't like it.
In the dystopian tech war of the future we the last free humanoid resistance will have to fight armed robodogs if we want to survive.
How would you disable such an autonomous killing machine?
Yea, but this is nothing new. The robodog is American by the way. New York police used him too: youtube.com/watch?v=24jufNhuUSI
Jason Miller
A hammer will do
Carson Butler
It's Boston Dynamics Spot robot dog.
Jacob Stewart
After you capture one you examine it for weak points, probably cameras and some other sensors.
Jayden Russell
nigger! nigger! nigger! kill the jews!
Chase Mitchell
Don't act like this is something to be proud of. NRW government sucks and just want to have a progressive image like "look, we use technology. wow" See the guy with the remote in the background left corner? It is him controlling Spot. What about this is "lovely"?
James Martin
OUR GERMAN ROBO DOG IS WAY NICER STOP CHERISHING THE FREE MASON AMERICAN ROBO DOGS WITH WEIRD ADDITIONAL STUFF ON THEIR BODIES
If I was a burned victim and that THING came to save me I would not survive.
Jaxson Roberts
What are you talking about? This is not a German dog. This robot is called "Spot" and it's made by the US-American company "Boston Dynamics". This is not "our German robot dog".
Aaron Roberts
Now replace p*lish population with these puppies, and then we can talk about your gas, Hans.
Hudson Rivera
you’ve seen the dancing robots from boston dynamics? the minute those robots are cheap enough to mass produce, it’s 100% done
Daniel Sanders
> still use fax in 2022 > pretend they can use this marvel of technology for anything other than pulicity stunts.
They don't show the version with the gun attached. I think in a couple of standoffs that early robots have delivered grenades to kill perps. They dont talk much about that.
Wyatt James
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
Easton Cook
Some buck shot from my shot gun and it won't work so well
Juan Edwards
there's a pitbull version too which heroically enters burning buildings to bite any survivors
Mason Scott
In future versions, it'll have voiceover from cocomer shwab.