Hello. My name is Sam Hyde. My career has tanked so enormously that I now spend my time making shoops like pic related and posting threads on Any Forums that get 13 replies. I used to have a show on Adult Swim that was signed for 100 episodes, which would normally be a lifetime career-maker. But I fucked that up because I'm a malignant narcissist and am hard-wired to self-sabotage. AMA.
Hello. My name is Sam Hyde...
Samuel Campbell
Jaxson Gray
Hey Igor wanna blow me?
Asher Collins
yeah but he made like a dozen twitter liberals angry so he won
Brayden James
you really shouldn't have raped that 17 year old girl
Henry Carter
Easton Miller
Lol he really did fall from grace in a big way.
Jaxson Carter
What did he do that got him rugged? Something to do with yids?
Christian Long
I learned that there's always a Jew with a bigger nose.
Asher Hill
EVEN THO SAM HYDE IS A JEW I WOULD TAKE HIM OVER YOU SHITS. I DONT REALLY LIKE HIS COMEDY BUT THAT AIDS PATIENT ZERO STANDUP WAS SO GOOD AND ACCURATE AND NAMED THE JEW THAT HE STANDS ABOVE YOU TURDS IN MY EYES........
Easton Myers
He couldn't keep his mouth shut on twitter.
Aaron White
Hello Sam! What is it like being a fat ugly loser?
Xavier Lewis
During my depression, I recognized my true self and am now transitioning into Leon Trotsky.
Jayden Foster
About what?
Colton Campbell
Lol the one actually funny far-right comedian and you guys turn on him like a bunch of vultures
Jackson Rivera
Idubbz documentary it was revealed or at least made to look like Sam was completely disingenuous throughout the whole thing, just to prank Ian. From the messy office to his crew back stories and his weird batmobile. After that Sam went completely blunt and cold on Ian.
I don't know what he wanted to achieve but it seems he's not done getting away with his antics.
Julian Lopez
Thomas Cruz
>I don't know what he wanted to achieve
Neither does Sam.
Bentley Morgan
Sam is a jester, I'm not a huge fan but I am amused
Dominic Lopez
If you mean "jester" in the archetypal sense, not in the least. The Jester mocks with a benevolent purpose in mind; he tears down the bad to illustrate a larger good. I am purely nihilistic, and I actually tend to target what I, myself, would consider "good" by my own value system. In short, I hate good things *because* they are good. This is also the source of my sadism, and why I can't maintain adult relationships. I willfully destroy everything I actually care about, and if you're around me when I'm done wrecking myself, I'll attempt to take you down with me.
Hudson Watson
sam will never approach the genius of sister who
John Perez
I think Sam is chaotic neutral to his core
Zachary Turner
Why can't u niggers make a proper
>Shooter identified thread?
It's not that hard Igor.
Alexander Wood
literally who
Andrew Campbell
Fucking kek
Kevin Clark
what did this ugly kike do this time?
Andrew Sullivan
exactly
Adam Evans
Posting just in case it's actually Sam. Can't you do some more moggings with Hassle? Seeing you guys bully people is one of the only things that make me laugh these days.
Mason Gonzalez
I'm genuinely curious about the game he keeps talking about making. It'd be nice to see something that isn't pozzed out the ass for once.
Easton Bennett
He cant continue to get away with this.
Brody Gomez
The Boggs
Juan Martin
I think that might just be a fake bit for comedy reasons. Like his 'security team'.
Julian Walker
I don't think so. He drops hints about it all the time. Even some story about how an artist he hired for it ripped him off.
Owen Wood
What are the political implications of Sam's ugly cut dick being all over the net (on topic pornography attached)? What kind of zoomer faggot pays for life advice advice from this proto Jack Murphy?
Liam White
Sam's goal is always to make money, in this case he wanted to sell merch shit riding off all the clicks and attention from the documentary.
He's a jew faggot.