/uhg/ #3: Yep, still HAPPENING Edition

BREAKING:
>UN Security Council just ended their meeting
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission in Donetsk and Luhansk
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk

Putin earlier addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus'
t.me/tass_agency/111300
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Never because the alternatives are far worse.

Americans will go to war with each other before they go to war with anyone else.

it's time to russians riot and kill putin

Yes

How would this escalate into WW3?

Nothing ever happens until it happens.

>”Sanctions” are knowingly being out forth that will only hurt the consumers of the issuing countries
Are we enjoying the pretend fight of this jewish civil war?

SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE

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the only truth

Ahhem

CIA NIGGERS IN THIS THREAD EAT MY DIARRHEA

HAHAH

we already have, and you were occupied by the winners.
and if we did it again, you'd be invaded by the winners of the winners, and we'd leave only nazis and sympathizers alive

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TWO MORE WEEKS
FOR REALS THIS TIME

DEPUTY Chair of the Security Council of the Russian Federation:
twitter.com/MedvedevRussiaE/status/1496112456858574849
>German Chancellor Olaf Scholz has issued an order to halt the process of certifying the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline. Well. Welcome to the brave new world where Europeans are very soon going to pay €2.000 for 1.000 cubic meters of natural gas!

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>Russian President Vladimir Putin called "speculation" statements by Western politicians that Russia has imperial ambitions. He said this at a meeting with Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev, Interfax reports.

>Yesterday [February 21] Russia decided to recognize the sovereignty of the two people's republics of Donbass. We foresaw speculation on this topic, on the topic that Russia is going to restore the empire within the imperial borders. This is absolutely untrue.

It seems they try to keep things as ambiguous as possible at this stage while awaiting Western reactions to re-evaluate the credibility of Western threats and their cost benefit ratio regarding the invasion of the whole of Ukraine.

Putin knows that too, that’s why he is going to take al of Jewraine

ARGGGGHHH

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give me the quick rundown
oh yeah, nothing happened
muh sanctions
2014 all over again

Will Russia try to take more than donetsk and luhansk? Seems like an awful lot of people to piss off for only small territories that don't even give them a connection to Crimea or control over water to Crimea. My guess is they try to take more and the fighting will get ugly.

dare I say based?

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Hahahaha fuck

Deutsche are so fucking retarded hahah

You wont have air superiority over Russia or anywhere Russia is likely to be attacking or defending because they possess defenses against it and american aircraft which can circunvent those defenses are unbelievably expensive.

A damaged tank will not stand and fight against any tank gun. Do not expect it from the US Army. They cannot afford their losses would rather blow themselves up over a lost track than allow one of theirs be captured. Even if your gun wont pierce it has very good chances of destroying a lot on an Abrams.

Russia also has almost no internal debt. It has a economic military potential that is a match to the USA. It cannot mobilize much further than it already is. It doesnt have the capital for it unless its population funds it directly.

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Iron Dimon strikes again

youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA

Hello fellow Zbišek, how is Šalčininkai today?

bros... it's gonna happen tomorrow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defender_of_the_Fatherland_Day

not now, but their plan includes opening a route to Crimea

Western logic:
>let’s separate NK from the world economy
>let’s separate Cuba from the world economy
>let’s separate Syria from the world economy
>let’s separate Iran
>let’s separate Syria
>separate Venezuela
>Russia
>China
Pretty soon these countries will stop giving a shit if they’re a part of the western economy wont they?

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...

You can't really separate China from the world economy without it imploding

But user Kiev is the birthplace of Russians, hence why Putin will take it back.
Ukraine is a made up thing like Austria or the USA.

>at this stage
he's done this for 8 years, it's a game of chicken how hard is it to understand?

I mean, probably. Capital cuty was Novgorod. I dont remember when Moscow has been made, to be honest.

>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>But what first motivated me wasn't anything I read. I just got mad seeing the machines ripping up the woods.

Schizo thread

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>some MP cunt
>"putin perverts science for his weapons"
WHAT did he mean by this?

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Not a chance, who agains who? Asia is now place for world wars. Europe is just a larp, if anyone in europe try to start massive coscription without direct threat on border people will start to kill its own goverment. So no chance that anyone will fight. Maybe bit of gun fight in Ukraine. Sactions will last longest till next winter, and then who knows what kind of goverment europe will have. Post covid reality with skyrocketing energy prices, what else could young male want but to die in some frozen russian wasteland

Quiet morning so far. I wonder if this will be the first day without escalations. The sanctions don’t count, they’re a nothingburger.

What the fuck is this thing

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>A damaged tank will not stand and fight against any tank gun. Do not expect it from the USA. They cannot afford their losses.
Why are you so stupid? They can. They have plenty of M1s in storage and all of the current M1A1/M1A2 variants in service are at the very least on par with the russian MBTs.
They can afford the losses, short term or long term.

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Nors European, just Germany.
Good, fuck Germany.

WTF is that hairstyle,. kek

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he's based

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Nah, its cherrypicking. Novgorod is as old as Kiev and was the first "capital" of Rus
1147

found him
what the actual fuck

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kek every time I see him.

>The oldest recorded mention of the word ukraina dates back to the year 1187. In connection with the death of the Volodymyr Hlibovych, the ruler of Principality of Pereyaslavl which was Kyïv's southern shield against the Wild Fields, the Hypatian Codex says "Oukraina groaned for him", ѡ нeм жe Oyкpaинa мнoгo пocтoнa[5] (o nem že Oukraina mnogo postona).[6] In the following decades and centuries this term was applied to fortified borderlands of different principalities of Rus' without a specific geographic fixation: Halych-Volhynia, Pskov, Ryazan etc.[7]:183[8]

Back in the time when those monasteries were built, Kiev was capital of Russia and when ukraine was just a generic Slavic name for a March. Only proving that Ukraine is a recently made up meme.

Childish and cringe. Taliban could do the same thing with Herat and Washington DC but go back hundreds of years further.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WHY DO I LOVE YOU

Boris 2.0

why the fuck are remoaners whining about Ukraine's sovereignty? They spent years bitching about UK's sovereignty being worthless

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why muscow was in war with novgorod?

also look at that front bench lol

That's the Sam Porter Bridges look. The Daryl from the Walking Dead look.

looks like a final fantasy character

Seems like he's the ivory tower type

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fuck man i just want war

s'true. kievan rus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus' surprised to see a memeflag say something relevant and informative

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IF I COULD
THEN I WOULD
I'LL GO WHEREVER YOU WILL GO

Ramp up of villainizing and virtue signalling, next in line are written articles to solidify us vs them, and suddenly you aren’t worried about what is happening in your country.

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Novgorod was capitol of Novgorod Republic. Russia (=Muscovy) invaded, massacred and annexed it. Unlike Central Asian Muscovy, Novgorod was highly civilized and part of Europe.

t.me/tass_agency/111300

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A well known bender, often known for plying young Conservative lads with booze so he can bum them.

At that time, every single country was "at war" with each other, user. And constantly invaded each other for slaves and land.