/uhg/ #2: HAPPENING edition

BREAKING:
>UN Security Council just ended their meeting
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission in Donetsk and Luhansk
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk

Putin earlier addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by ecognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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Nothing ever happens

Russia getting BTFO by sanctions
its over

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

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youtube.com/watch?v=bzQZe2vdIbs
BORIS speaks on Russia/Ukraine
And Kier Starmer and other MPs

Anglos are to blame

Five banks and 3 individuals.
>Oh no
>Anyway

The happening is still happening and will be happening throughout the forthcoming days. Seethe and cope anti-happener

how deep is ur concern rn?

how is Ukraine any business of the anglo?

mariupol next

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Shut up fritz.

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>still nothing happened
Its over

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Well if all you do is play your switch then yeah it will feellike that

Now that Russia recognized the entire territories of LNR and DNR, will hohols retreat, or wait to be swept away?

NUKE MOSCOW
NUKE MOSCOW

DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR

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DPR and LPR will not seek territories that are controlled by Ukraine.
Good news. It means there will be no war.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TRANNERINOS!!!!
I hope I can join tranny killing squads once Kiev is reunited with Russia.

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The Russians have a lot of money in London, we're sanctioning them hard. We've been at the forefront of giving Ukraine defensive weapons and so on with the U.S, meanwhile Germany is giving them helmets.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna SANCTIOOOOOON

I hope i didn't miss the party

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the anglo elite uses NATO as a coping mechanism not having an empire any more

DAY 13 IT IS

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wake me up when we have footage of crispy hohol bacon

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NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST SWEATY

I guess paving the way for a quasi-legal/war invasion in Iraq has consequences.

If this is the future Putin wants I'm okay with it.

thats only from UK

Transnistria 2

Yeah they’re not even moving troops into rebel regions according to Russia

>Russia has already removed itself from financial and energy market blowback
>”Sanctions” will actually just up harming the population of the issuer, who will blame these increased costs on Russia to avoid accountability
Jokes on you

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UK PLACES SANCTIONS ON 5 RUSSIAN BANKS

See you in two months, Ivan!

>Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down
Timestamp for this please?

why do you need to spam a link about sanctions of all things lmao

I say this week kiev will fall russia can't keep the troops there for weeks.

it's live

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Well, it's not like Europe matters and the Americans are still asleep.

The would be absolutely retarded if true. Imagine nuking your economy and mobilizing your entire army for a strip of land you already control and nothing more.
The US is fleeing Ukraine now, but if nothing else happens they will just look around and reinvest in it and have ukraine back to it's usual tricks by next year

youtube.com/watch?v=bzQZe2vdIbs

BoJo just said Russia's plan is a full scale offensive vs Ukraine

thats exactly how I read the situation Putin just needed an official casus belli and now he created it, he's not doing regime change in Ukraine because they were pro-west since 2014, he's doing regime change in order to protect 2 states and Russians


its literally happening

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Imagine watching TV and hearing Putin say he knows your name. I would shit a brick right there.

>UN Security Council just ended their meeting
so what was the outcome of this?
anything other than a "deep concern" being expressed?

What happens next? Any guesses?

I think Russia will look to find a legal reason to halt all gazprom gas flow into Germany/ Europe due to "hostilities" against Russia.

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The head of the LPR signed the instrument of ratification, completing the process of bringing the treaty with Russia into effect

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>mfw the nukes start exploding

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based drainers, see you on the frontlines.

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Every retard can tell it's happening you don't park 200k troops around the borders for nothing

>Putin: Russia supports the sovereignty of other former Soviet Republics, Ukraine is an exception

Putin: Russia supports the sovereignty of other former Soviet Republics, Ukraine is an exception

>Putin: Russia supports the sovereignty of other former Soviet Republics, Ukraine is an exception

Putin: Russia supports the sovereignty of other former Soviet Republics, Ukraine is an exception

>Putin: Russia supports the sovereignty of other former Soviet Republics, Ukraine is an exception

CLAMP DOWN ON RUSSIAN MONEY nom nom nom nom nom
t. bojo

Luhansk power station on fire
twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1496103521401380866

>BoJo just said Russia's plan is a full scale offensive vs Ukraine
Biden and "US Intelligence" have been saying that for months, but it is likely them just demonizing Putin and Russia for their own purposes.

Germany canceling nordstream 2 is the biggers you stinky island cunt

>ywn gaan
why even live bros

Estonia just cut all russian channels, ruskis in estonia gonna have to learn the language to watch TV

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Boris says that there should be NO FOOTBALL TOURNAMENTS in Russia.
Targeting UEFA who plan to host the Champions' League final in Russia.