>The beacons are lit
>Ukraine calls for aId
The beacons are lit
>we wuz kangz unda da mountain n sheeit
Not Rohan's problem.
AND AMERICA WILL ANSWER
And Germany will answer!
>the neocons bank account calls out for aid
im good bro
Ukraine is the least of my worries right now.
Fuck em and fuck you.
*Deployed in Ukraine
*Joins Russia
absolutely based
AND MY AXE!
Not this time, Jacob Goldstein.
Yo! ya has mah axe
What's Ukraine?
and the avengers will answer
Ma nigga Aragorn: Yo nigga i aint goin no where unless dey payin homie.
Writers note: in this black version of LoTR the protagonists are unable to envision the threat they face once the other realms of men fall. At this point they are content.
Hello? Is this life alert?
No.
Why yes, we are neutral. How could you tell?
Oh no no no no. You got it all wrong OP.
It is actually Sauron gathering his forces to make his final war. He even called his shitskin hordes from Haradrim to destroy the World of Men.
Burgers are missing war already. Don't worry your masters will set your fire and fury on somone soon.
You know you could just choose not to stick your big noses into things, that is always an option.
Not my problem