You gotta fly somewhere for your job

off them some 40's

I'm scared for the future of air travel among other services. As whites are pushed out for the sake of diversity these airplanes will be both piloted AND engineered by incompetent monkies.

>360
>Aw LAWD! Dis Kwaing gonna wreck did muffugah into da mountain! Brace yo sheit!
>Heads down stay down!
>release seat belts, remain seated!
>ebackyouate n'sheit! EBACKYOUATE!!

Not give a shit because any airplane I'm flying on as a passenger basically flies itself. If not? I'm flying it.

Autopilot be rayciss

Id put on my burger king hat.

Be thankful for Auto Pilot

realize that I don't work or fly and then wonder what I'm doing on an airplane

I took four flights in two weeks for Christmas and only 1/8 of the pilots were black. They’re making all of the diversity shit up. That said I went out of my way to book flights not on Boeings.

greet them with a warm smile and an "uhuru, y'all" and think to myself how lucky i am to be a passenger on this flight, knowing that these two queens have had to work twice as hard and be twice as good as a white man and i am in the safest of hands.

Make a 360 degree turn and walk away

WRONG!! THATS A CARGO PLANE A-300

I would challenge the one on the left to arm wrestle

Look for another job. I don't even fly for leisure, I always drive so this is an easy choice.

>"nope."
>wait for next plane or drive, sail, paddle swim or walk.
>rather crawl through glass than be in the same plane as a negro

Shut up Juho, and pour me another bourbon neat. Tell Helena to get her ass over here and fluff my pillow… Pronto.

180 you nigger

Captain's name is Tahira, flown with her she knows her shit and makes more money in a year than you probably make in 10 years

WE GAAN
off this plane and catch another

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Last time I was on a jet it was these two young blonde hotties in the cockpit. They couldn't have been barely out of high school. Smoothest flight ever and they were very professional.

Ask for a refund.

as someone whose a former frequent flyer all i've ever seen was white males flying the plane. I know for a fact that Ethopia had multiple people die because the niggers couldn't fly brand new boeing's. It was so bad that Boeing accepted fault rather than be racist. FAA trying to be woke will cause so many planes to crash

No.

>stewardess
They're Flight Attendants, bigot. Stop using gendered language.

Do a 360 and book it off that plane.

HONK HONK
all farm equipment are to report to their designated cotton field for check-in.

Awww what's the matter poor fag btfo???

The plane will crash if somebody tells those niggers that whites designed the autopilot so that they wouldn't have to rely on nigger pilots.

>i left the stove on
>my house flooded
>im supposed to pick up my kid from school
>grandma is in the hospital i need to visit
>holy fucking shit i hate niggers who let these fucking nigger bitches steal pilot uniforms and get in the cockpit will someone get these black gorilla monkey niggers off the plane before they steal it and start rapping
leaning towards that last one

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finna git turnt up in hurr

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That’s why the button is marked “ press for chicken” works every time .

Imagine how bad that small enclosed area (cockpit) must smell after 8 hours.

Lurk more newfag

Command them to the towers.

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fly the plane myself

Get me off this plane@!!!!!!!

hijack the plane and fly it on pure instinct.
i played enough videogames to know what to do.

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Someone shoop this to Gondor?

I'll have a shot of whiskey as well stewardess. I'm going to need it being stuck next to this faggot for the next 5 hours.

hijack the plane and crash on some buildings

In foreign countries, this is not that big of a deal. Air travel is only going to get safer and safer anyway. Be racist but be racist for a good reason, please.

Seriously though how hard can it be? It's not like a helo with pedals and shit. The buttons are labeled...

>you gotta fly somewhere for your job
>step onto plane
>Sorry Sir you need the vax to fly with us
>Shid and Fard everywhere
>Go Home
>Plane crashes as the pilot had a safe and effective stroke.

>rap music playing over the coms
>plane takes off sideways
>SHIEEET WE FINNA FLYING DIRTY

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645507648427.webm

Tell em this is a cockpit not a cookpit.

No worries m8 women and niggers are just as competent as men and whites

idk find my seat and take a nap knowing that for 99.9% of my trip the plane will be controlled by a computer?

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>Function of one process
>Negro women

Mate. I admire your confidence...

Throw my 1.50 banana