It's draft lottery night and you get called up wyd???
It's draft lottery night and you get called up wyd???
Samuel Reyes
Gavin Flores
Kek and hang up
Nathan Campbell
I was around five watching the Vietnam draft lottery when they called my birthday... I went into the kitchen and told my mother I had to go to war.. I was totally serious convinced I had to go... she assured me they didn't take little boys to war.
Joseph Perry
apply for asylum in russia lmao
Tyler Anderson
Prepare to commit high impact treason with military ordinance.
Gavin Flores
>On meds to function
"Sorry sir I'm medically unfit"
Gabriel Reyes
The war will be over by then. It takes 6 months to get people to report to basic and 6 months from there to get them trained and on the battlefield.
Kayden Phillips
I will not be a slave.
I will fight and kill the people trying to enslave me rather than fight for them.
No matter the cause.
Nathaniel Brooks
zoomer draft nite 2022
Gavin James
Own goals.
Christian Collins
Connor Taylor
Smoke another joint
Christopher Morris
This
Samuel Hall
Dylan Richardson
ay highkey we got these rifles n fat clips u get highkey like Call of Duty®: Warzone™ for free
BRRRAT BRRAAT cuh belee dat
Hudson Davis
Im to old and physically disabled. Have fun zoomers
Christopher Reed
If they draft me and hand me a weapon, I'll use it but I'm not going to be aiming at Russians
Isaac Diaz
Frag my officer, fuck fighting for globohomo
Jace Sullivan
Also this.
Ayden Bennett
lol a boomer
Nicholas Fisher
I hope they draft nick fuentes first.
Elijah Fisher
Faggot
Matthew Peterson
why did you suck off a nigger?
Eli Mitchell
Vietnam was 8 weeks and I think it was down to4 at one point. They just need bodies to throw in front of the gunfire for show
Jordan Taylor
Ignore it, there is no way a draft will be enforced with how many trannies and fatties there are now. Not to mention women, I'm sure they'll dodge it first and foremost.
Easton Lopez
this is probably the only lottery any of us stood a chance at winning.
Ian Thomas
You say fuck gubermentz and trannies.
Luke Barnes
That's an old Gen X'er, rugrat.