/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #103

BREAKING:
>UN SECURITY COUNCIL CURRENTLY CONVENING
youtu.be/jAMfmwMp2yk
>DPR AND LPR CLAIMING THEY'RE STILL BEING SHELLED AS OF MINUTES AGO
>US URGES ZELENSKY TO MOVE TO LVIV
>US EVACUATING DIPLOMATS TO POLAND
>PUTIN ORDERS PEACEKEEPING MISSION IN DONETSK AND LUHANSK
>TANKS FILMED MOVING THROUGH DONETSK

PUTIN JUST SHOWED HIS FINAL FORM. ADDRESSED THE NATION AND GAVE A 45 MINUTE HISTORY LESSON. CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"

CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES, WILL HUNT THEM DOWN

RECOGNISED DPR/LPR

Latest:
>Zelensky just addressed the nation
>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Large explosion near Government of Luhansk HQ.
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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gimi

last

cringe

FUCK NIGGERS

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DEATH TO THE UKRAINE

>WE ARE ALL VACCINATED

what did ukraine mean by this?

that COVID intro was so fucking corny why the fuck did he think that was a good idea

S L A V A R O S S I Y A

Middle

The last time we faced WW3 in the UN:
>"I am prepared to wait until hell freezes over for my answer"
This time:
>I'm going to remove my mask, Russia is the real virus
We're so fucked

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wew lad

kosovo is albania n3

EMBARRASSING UKRAINE EMBARRASSING

Ukraine just blew it

cнид

First post best posy

Absolute Kino is now in effect

Blood for the blood god

r0lling for dead joos

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NOTHINGBURGER

>MUH VACCINE

FUCK UKRAINE IM PRO RUSSIA NOW

>removes mask
gigakino

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WIFUS NOW

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I'm sure all the diplomats ate that up

POST
CUTE
ANIME

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Mexibros why did we sided with the USA? Aren't we communist now? ;_;

When was that?

MUH VACCCCINNEEE!!! IM ALL IN ON RUSSIA BOYS

I POOPED MY PANTS

>Russia is a virus
Holy molly! Is there an anti russian vaccine than?

im gay for traps, Im hoping for maximum war

>russian forces are officially on LDNR land

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nothing will happen.

Do Americans really?

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ukraine be some niggers

KINO IN FRONT OF US

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Cuban Missile Crisis

Any Forums, I ask you: Do you want the total war? Do you want it, if necessary, more total and radical than anything that we can yet today even conceive?

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>takes off mask
>russia is the real virus
ngl, I'm on Russia's team now

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Embarrassing display Ukraine, what faggot State Department rep coached you on that dumb shit lmao

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"UKRAINE ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY AND HERE'S WHY"- President Putin, 21/2/22 before launching into a 45 minute history lesson of the "ukraine".

Funniest political moment this century so far.

Ah

>still no sticky
what the fuck are you doing, jannies ?

Ukraine bringing this faggotry to the table after Russia swinging dick is pathetic lol

WERE SAVED

youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaec?t=100

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...

I love bbq, beer and freedom not seeing the issue

NPCs will coom over that

Things about to get even more awkward on ISS.

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Any poster claiming the mask as kino is either a literal fed or reddit tranny. No one here supports Ukraine.

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Ironically comfy

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DO THE SNEEDFUL SIRS AND SNEED POST MORE IN THE CHAT. THANK YOU SIRS.

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wew

I am OFFICIALLY falling asleep

misato katsuragi supports Ukraine

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sauce?

What will Russia occupation zones be? Who’s taking what?

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>Forty years ago, Nikita Khrushchev claimed the Soviets had placed no missiles in Cuba. Kennedy instructed U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Adlai Stevenson to confront his Soviet counterpart, Valerian Zorin. When Zorin denied the presence of Soviet missiles in Cuba, Stevenson asked him once more and added the famous punch line, ``I am prepared to wait until hell freezes over for my answer.' When Zorin refused to reply, Stevenson produced pictures of the missiles that had been taken by U.S. reconnaissance aircraft. The evidence helped lead to the eventual withdrawal of the missiles and averted a possible nuclear war.

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Ukraine's representative is a confirmed savage. He just fucking flopped his 12 cock on the dias and spit in Russia's face.

CURRENT YEAR
>CURRENT YEAR
CURRENT YEAR
>CURRENT YEAR
CURRENT YEAR
>CURRENT YEAR

Threads moving so fast no 9ne will notice ukraine is gay as fuck

>russia moving chechen national guard to the belarus-ukraine border
>all of their vehicles had the number plates removed

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>We are not afraid of anyone
>BUT PLEASE WECT HELP AAAAH

>Current year

Yep. I guess Putin had it right after all. Fucking gay globohomo shill government.

ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

LMAO

Twice thats been done now,

UPDATED BOARD ROLL CALL

REPORT IN

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god i want to empty my balls into that cumdroid

>Global Piss

what the fuck is this nigger talking about

I don't support anyone, this is just entertainment

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>MUH PEACE

So is is true that Ukraine has been shelling residential areas? If so, they can go fuck themselves

>we owe nothing to anyone
You faggots still owe us for gas from back in the 2000s

yoo is he declaring war?

Low energy Dr. Nick isn't cutting it

jesus christ Ukriane this is pathetic

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my beautiful wife...

Fuck tranime, post real sluts

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GLOBAL PISS

Cute

no...

PEACE IN OUR TIME!!!!!

IT IS NOT 2014
IT IS 2022
THE CURRENT YEAR

Anime faggots get the rope

unironical use of CURRENT YEAR

>MUH VAX
>CURRENT YEAR

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how has Ukraine allowed a foreign power to walk into their country and occupy land literally twice in the last decade and not even fought back once hahahaha

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I'm thinking she's a Russia enjoyer to be frank

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>Russia: Ukraine isn’t real bro, it’s Russia lmao
>Ukraine: I will take off my mask because I’m vaccinated, Russia is a virus
Super weird day

Thread went to shit

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are you Poland or Malaysia?

>DUDE PEACE!

>"we will not accept any provocations"
>closed body language with frown face and crossed arms
Ukraine is fucked. We better get a room ready to receive Ukranian milkers in our households. I'll pump mine full of white cum every day.

rip to her father
one of the first covid deaths, lol

Literal shill. You stick out like sore thumb

>ukraine supposedly about to get invaded
>takes speaking time to the shill the vaccines, tell everyone to mask up and get vaccinated

ok wtf is going on.

oh, we all notice

glad im not the only one thinking that when i hear this bore speak.

/o/

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how totally radical can war get? my body is ready

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sluts out
cuties in

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We get the far east. Russia is too close to Alaska

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************** Russian State Media **************
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Theses of the Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation Nebenzi at a meeting of the UN Security Council:

▪Donbass is on the verge of a new Ukrainian military adventure , Moscow cannot allow this, so a decision was made on the DPR and LPR

▪Kiev under Zelensky returned to belligerent rhetoric and did everything to destroy the Minsk agreements

▪It is important to focus on how to avoid war and force Ukraine to stop shelling the LPR and DPR

▪A number of UN Security Council colleagues are ready to bury the Minsk agreements

▪Russia is open to diplomacy in Ukraine, but will not allow a new massacre in Donbass

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************** Russian State Media **************
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This general really should be renamed /ung/ (ukraine nothingburger general)

PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE, ITS FUCKING RINGING

This nigga needs to find some gusto now

poor bathroom user

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zelensky is right about Putler.

I guarantee this man will plunge Humanity into it's darkest chapter yet, and fo doing so he will be executed by one his generals or commanders for doing so.
Russia will forever be a stain on Humanity and will be remembered for its destruction.
Humanity, assuming it survives WW3, will not forget him.
There will be a manhunt for anyone who speaks a lick of Russian to punish them in the most ungodly ways possible for revenge.

You know, Ukraine wouldn't be in this situation if they hadn't given up their nukes..

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Diplomacy is lame, why hasn't anyone just called Russia on it's false flag BS

Гдe yкpaинcкиe шлюхи?

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Assuming robotics keeps at it's current pace you won't have to wait too much longer.

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;'))))

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ENOUGH

>Peas in Ukraine
>Peas in Europe
>GLOBAL PEAS

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why did she do it?

Any Forums, specifically /cmmg/

>tf

>IT IS LE CURRENT YEAR

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Die kike

>mfw a MASSIVE WAR

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This fucker has spoken too much about nothing, even the Kenya nigger was more articulate

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>tanks
>posts an MTLB
?

jewish lies

/k/ reporting in

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Poland will be assigned to the Toilet and Plumbing sector

Your country is getting invaded and you let the fucking Kenyan ambassador upstage you when it comes to giving an emotive and memorable speech?

>Melodramatically rips off his mental illness mask, claims you and your countrymen are a disease
>This man expects you to die for his gay fake country
We are laughing

Someone keeps calling him look at his phone kek

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they don't do shit up here, they will probably watch tv and laugh at earthlings

God fucking damn it, I just wanna be left the fuck alone...

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for those curious, here is the full text from China's (short) response. It reads like a placeholder of "uh we are still thinking through of how to proceed" and making sure to make zero commitments to anything or anyone.

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they "fought back" and lost to drunk Russians with 1960s technology

/lit/ reporting in

/fa/ reporting in

You assholes are getting the "happening" war you all wanted. Now we will all burn in nuclear fire. Are you all happy and proud with yourselves?

I hecking love pee

I'm retarded in this shit, can someone explain me who're the good guys?

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>african negro will have the best speech out of all these clowns
the west is collapsing

someone call Saul pls

>we ask you to abandon your longstanding strategy because ITS CURRENT YEAR
what a threath

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notice how when he enters and leaves an area it goes into conflict damn Mi6/Mossad asset

So Any Forums, please tell me how this is all da j00z' fault?

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Uh Ukraine I don't think you're in the position to make demands

THE UN IS SICK

Yeah

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ANOTHER COVID ANALOGY

In a situation like this would you dedicate even a single braincell to the UN? UN has never done anything and never will so who cares

HOLY SHIT HE CALLED THEM OUT

THE UN IS SICK

This nigga has to virtue signal to the west so hard just so he won't get bug stomped kek

THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK
THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK
THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK
THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK
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>THE UN IS SICK
THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK
THE UN IS SICK
>THE UN IS SICK

Moving is fast thread so one no notice will gay I'm this

damn these threads moving fast tonight huh

Fucking hell wrap it up already you schizo

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Cool it with the antisemitism. Both sides are run by Jews.

UKRAINE CHIMPING OUT

>Calling Russia a virus
B-based??

what we know after listening to his speech:
>everyone at the UN is vaccinated
>but there is a worse virus that has no vaccine
>that is spread by the kremlin
>ukraine is not afraid of anybody
>but please send help oh god
>it is not 2014
>it is actually 2022, which you might know as the current year

Russia. Limited maneuvers to try and send NATO a message that they won't be surrounded and isolated in Eastern Europe.

i just did a video on this (:
youtube.com/watch?v=FUgPXm3K7cM

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>WARD BY WARD

correct
accelerate

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projection

LITERALLY a nothing burger

It sure was nice of Macron to get everyone to the table.

YAWN

Big O
The robo-wifu is named Dorothy

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he is beta as fuck

>sick
>virus from the Kremlin
>will they succumb to the virus
please fire his speechwriters

Russians just can’t stop murdering Jews. Muscovite Russia, Tsarist Russia, Soviet Russia, modern Russia, it matters not in what form those inbred mongol rapebabies exist, they always brought misery whenever they went.
Don’t forget that every russian either supports nkvd asian manlet wholeheartedly or is too coward to do anything. Both types of russians enables this evil.

Sorry ukraine. You're getting btfo

War still isn't going to happen.

COPY PASTED. NO CREATIVITY.
WTF IS THIS TIMELINE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_revolution

COPY PASTE IT

THE COPY PASTE

This is the most phoned in statement I've ever read

/mlp/ reporting in

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COPY PASTED

COPYPASTED
COPYPASTED

They sent the irish into africa or something once.

RUSSIAN COPYPASTA

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COPY PASTED

Can't you go to jail for typing that ironically

COPYPASTED KEK

>MUH VACCINE
>MUH VIRUS
>COPY PASTE

YEAH BROS UKRAINE IS FUCKED

COPY MACHINE MOMENT

>CREATIVITY IN GOVERNMENTAL DOCUMENTS [??????]

I fully support you. The average Any Forums user nowadays are mentally ill kids and neonazi subhuman losers. It's the sub for newfags that know nothing about Any Forums culture.

And Israel is right about plenty of political stuff, the only problem it has it's huge nazi sympathizers but I guess this is the result of years of suffering.

the UN is SICK
>the UN is SICK
the UN is SICK
>the UN is SICK
the UN is SICK
>the UN is SICK

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>EVERY DECREE MUST BE A WARK OF FART

zelensky is da j00

>virus spread by the kremlin
what is this nigger doing?

COPY PASTED
>COPY PASTED
COPY PASTED
>COPY PASTED
COPY PASTED

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ukraine... is this best you got?

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what does pee from a qt vietgirl taste like

> I am obliged to say this

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Yes, you colossal cockgobbling faggot.

>I AM OBLIGED TO SAY THIS

Dyslexic and homosexual

>obliged to say this
LMAO

that close from ukraine was amazing lol

>I HAVE TO SAY THIS KEK GET FUCKED

I can't believe that was the best Ukraine had.

OBLIGED TO SAY THANKS

>the copying machine in kremlin works very well

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idc

>I'm obliged to say this
Top kek

Pasta is a warcrime nao.

stay in your country if your worried about your safety. you literally have an ethnostate

I AM OBLIGED TO SAY THIS

Based Russian, he wants to kill him.

CTRL C
CTRL V

COPY PASTA
MMMM
GERMAN MOMMY NOWW

OBLIGED TO SAY IT LMAO

WOMAN

embarrassing

Any Forums here

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GERMANY'S TURN
>GERMANY'S TURN
GERMANY'S TURN
>GERMANY'S TURN
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>GERMANY'S TURN

I can't see them starting a war over this, yet I don't see this being headed to a peaceful solution.

It's going to be just some half-assed extension of what has been going for years in there, isn't it?

>Chink flu analogy
>Vax analogy
Holy fucking shit

OH GOD, GERMANY HAS DISCOUNT MERKEL

>I am obliged to say this
kek

cringeraine

Any Forums reporting in. I will carry you guys through this.

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I AM OBLIGED TO SAY THIS

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eat shit ukrop.

have you ever had a dream where um where you

>westoids rn

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Wait why is germ-any here they're not a member

based

I hate you with every fiber of my being

Why the fuck doesn't she speak German

>GASMONEY SPEAKS

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lets see Germanistan say literally nothing

german woman looks alright, but what the fuck is she wearing

F’s for Ukraine

What are the odds China invades Taiwan and Norks invade South Korea at the same time if Putin invades the Ukro-Reich?

>I am forced to say this thing
Motherfuckers cutting promos live

>You assholes are getting the "happening" war you all wanted. Now we will all burn in nuclear fire. Are you all happy and proud with yourselves?

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so anons, when do you think the nukes will start flying at this point? ill give it 6 months give or take

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NAZISTAN SPEAKING

I’m off the fence now because of that faggot. Rape away, Ruskies.

can we kick off the war by bombing that building with everyone in it?

Taste like ... home

The copy machine in the Kremlin WILL stand trial for war crimes in the Hague.

>I am obliged to say this

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She has a kino accent

>tyrone county

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I don’t see how society could possibly sustain itself at this point.
The people have gone absolutely mad.

>self-declared republics
Germany admits Russia's claim is true

Lol. Now *that* is truly based

CTRL C, CTRL V
>CTRL C, CTRL V

BUSTED

Poutine eternally BTFO
Suck my nuts nigger cunts buuuuya we're going to war over copy paste bois.
Yeah suck my nuts nigger imma scalp me some russian babishka punany yeeehhhaaawwwwww

Russia taking over the world with a copypasta... nice

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This weak shit after Russia's schizo fascistic screeching?

there's nothing evil about killing jews, herschel

I've never, ever seen a longer-winded way of saying "WEDGAF."

gimme those 6 niggas back

GERMAN MOMMY IS LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Germany, what the fuck. A school librarian?

This bitch is either going to fall asleep or fucking die