How many of you are going to actually try to dodge it? Cuz Russia isn't Vietnam fellas, it's a much more vicious place than those rice fields.....ask the Germans, they'll tell ya
Looks like some poltards are going to get drafted after all
Anthony Rodriguez
Ayden Taylor
I'm already ordering hormones and dresses, they don't draft women.
Gabriel Parker
No but they draft men trying to be them.
Gabriel Hernandez
you already registered so yeah they can
but whatever, there's not going to be a draft
Aiden Thomas
What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.
Sebastian Thomas
>ask the Germans, they'll tell ya
germans killed russians by something like 7/1 while dealing with a war on 3 fronts
Juan Wood
Might as well eat shit food like crazy so I'm unfit for service.
James Collins
wtf are they creating these people in some kind of mk ultra program or something
Henry Williams
wont happen. there's about 1000 different things right now that are on the verge of sparking a global chimpout of westerners vs their governments and if they try and send burgers over seas to die in a pointless fucking war while the sitting president is illegitimate and our own government is tyrannical it will 100% blow the fuck up in their face.
Daniel James
They accept those who identify as women and they accept cis women, but they don't draft us.
My registration will be removed just like my penis.
Jayden Mitchell
I know right? They all look identical to the "IT'S MA'AM!" gamestop guy
Oliver Turner
Doesn't really count, the Wehrmacht was the greatest fighting force in the history of humanity. The fact the Russians won is a miracle for them with or without foreign aid.
Leo Morris
If I get drafted it would be for cyber warfare or something which honestly would be kinda based.
Cameron Martin
It'll be the best lulz we've had in a while if they man up and start drafting people.
Camden White
Shooting Russians is a standard? They got btfo by a bunch of outnumbered spergy finns in the winter war.
Adrian Campbell
I don't think that will cut it anymore
Oliver Collins
The shills are a combination of leftists (hate Russia because muh drumpf collusion) and slavic diaspora (ultranationalists despite all coming from shitholes)
Samuel Peterson
In 2016 I wanted to join the military and signed all the papers they needed.
So if they actually draft people I will be the second wave of men to be drafted.
After the reservists of course.
Evan Robinson
Yeah, it's called Twitter.
Isaiah Turner
Not taking the jab
Not going to war
Robert Gray
I’m schizophrenic
Josiah Perez
lol nobody is getting drafted. If they tried to bring back the draft this country would literally cease to exist overnight. The USA is not going to war. All you are going to see from this country from now on is finger wagging. Russia could literally invade Alaska at this point and we would not do a goddamn thing.
Noah Stewart
why do you think they've released the same battlefield game for 15+ years. prepping the zoomies to be drone pilots
Kevin Adams
Do they actually take mental illnesses into consideration?
Sebastian Peterson
I doubt they'll take me when I start spouting nazi propaganda, goose stepping with a hand in the air, and start asking questions about rules of engagement for civilian jews abroad.
That's assuming they even find me first.
Joseph Hill
>Be me a 36yr old male
>Legally deaf all because I cant hear the very high pitched noises in a hearing test
>Can hear people talk and other sounds just fine
>mfw it gets me out of the draft because it was a blocker for me to join the military
Im also a single dad with full custody of my 13 and 7yr old (their mom died a few years ago) so that also stops me. Ill be rooting for you all though
Grayson Evans
based and redpilled
Juan Diaz
tfw 42 years old so exempt from the draft
tfw wouldn't fight for this faggot jewish shithole of a nigger country regardless
Easton Smith
I don't wanna get drafted. I don't want to go
I don't wanna get drafted
No-no-no.
Roller skates and disco is a lot of fun
I'm too young and stupid to operate a gun.
Jason Carter
russians didn't win, jews won. russians got demolished by the germans
Evan Nelson
>their mom died a few years ago
How are you coping with that? I think my fiancée will make a good mother but there are some potential health complications that could take her from me in a number of years if things go a certain way.
Jonathan Walker
There's no such thing as a country that can beat the US. The only time a US loses a war is when the American people get sick of it.
Wyatt Morris
they got blown out by japan too. don't forget about that
Wyatt Reyes
I'm not allowed to be drafted because i didn't get vaxxed
Gavin Baker
I agree....but this war won't actually be about "winning"(whatever the hell that means), it'll be about maximizing the damage that you're going to inflict upon your enemy....
Ayden Johnson
The government thinks im a retarded cripple. I used my inborn talent for acting to fake it and live my dream, getting massive gibs without ever having to do anything. My life is one long vacation, and im undraftable. This has been going on for a solid decade now. Fuck normalFAGS and fuck wagecu*ks.
Kevin Williams
they call him "meat shield"
Ayden Rogers
Get into the field and blow up the ammo depot
Justin Nelson
Can't forget what you were never taught.
Benjamin Brown
I'd rather go fight in Ukraine then fight in the jungles of Vietnam. that being said just come north and no draft simple as.
Blake Martin
look it up. japan wrecked russia lmao
Mason Cruz
wouldn't america vs russia be the biggest golem vs golem war ever
Jack Cox
they will never draft Any Forumstards to fight russia. we'd be a security risk and switch sides if putin promised us vodka and gfs