/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #98

BREAKING:
>UN SECURITY COUNCIL CURRENTLY CONVENING
>DPR CLAIMING THEY'RE STILL BEING SHELLED. EXPLOSIONS REPORTED MINUTES AGO.
>US URGES ZELENSKY TO MOVE TO LVIV
>US EVACUATING DIPLOMATS TO POLAND
>PUTIN ORDERS PEACEKEEPING MISSION IN DONETSK AND LUHANSK
>TANKS FILMED MOVING THROUGH DONETSK

PUTIN JUST SHOWED HIS FINAL FORM. ADDRESSED THE NATION AND GAVE A 45 MINUTE HISTORY LESSON. CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"

CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES, WILL HUNT THEM DOWN

RECOGNISED DPR/LPR

Latest:
>Zelensky just addressed the nation
>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Large explosion near Government of Luhansk HQ.
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion.
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

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youtu.be/9CdY7t5VKIY
en.kremlin.ru/events/president/transcripts/67828
youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OOK OOK OOK OOK

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IT'S CURRENT YEAR YOU SICK FUCKS

WILL BE DAR ACROSS YOUCRAINE

Nothing is going to happen

Las malvinas son argentinas

>Empires bad

cringe

IT ALWAYS
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WEZ BE SANCTIONIN N SHIT, YA HEAR

LE CURRENT YEAR!!111

:D

RUSSIA JUST TIME TRAVELED OVER MY HOUSE

>Only Paki's don't put milk in their tea
kek I think we had this same conversation yesterday or the day before

checked

satanic nigger

BELLARUEEESHEEE

ffs op you had one job
media.un.org/en/webtv

PUTIN BTFO BY TIME AND SPACE

Putin racist?

Come and take it. Spoiler you won't :)

Fleur-de-list earrings, means America won't do anything

This illiterate nigger bitch can't even pronounce the names of the countries she supposedly cares so much about.

Also it's TENET not TENANT you dumb nigger kike

nice digits
absolute state of amerimutts

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>thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

>UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING

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blessed

Is this actually it lads.
Is this the final act?

Wtf is this

CURRENT YEAR

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ITS HAPPENING

Everyone is going to wake up in WWIII and not even realize this bish was talking LMFAO

ayo gib dat shit back to ... eh to ucryen

If it is war, why is there no sticky? Lots of Ukrainian lads are probably dying right now.

A sanction flew over my house

Why is the level of the dialectic at the gathering of world leaders so fucking plebeian tier?
I could come up with better arguments in my sleep while taking a shit

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bet you 90/10 she eats babies

She's literally sub 100 IQ, its mindboggling that people like this can get high profile government jobs

Reminder nothing has happened, no photos or videos released of a military conflict, except for hoholkikes twitting US false flag disinfo

Rollen for WW3, let's do it!

>Putin wants go back in time and Empires back
b-based!

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LEARN. FARM. BUILD.

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THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN. PUTIN CAN'T INVADE A REGION HE ALREADY HAS TROOPS IN.

yeah Putin doesn't need to make a farce of the UN, they do that to themselves already

They should get me to talk I would btfo putler so bad man...

niggers

Refugees welcome

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Two more weeks!!!

DECONOLONIZE EUROPE
>DECONOLONIZE EUROPE
DECONOLONIZE EUROPE
>DECONOLONIZE EUROPE
DECONOLONIZE EUROPE
>DECONOLONIZE EUROPE


ummm, you're too white to colonize honey

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checked

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HIDE AND FILTER ALL SHILLS.

holy fuck I love Putin now

Thumbnail looks like Morgan Freeman

basically "do not share images/videos of Ukraine military operations and movements"

Any link to Putins speach in english subtitles?

Because they’re kike actors

>Red Alert 3
Disgusting. Here's your (you) and remember to Hell March or GTFO

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God, Please.

Is this shit live on msm?

Dats America!!! (Ooga booga)

>Do you want to go back to a world where empires ruled?
YES. The world was based, socially conservative, sane and run by civilised people.

WW1 and the 20th century was the worst thing that ever happened to the European race

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>Supporting Donbask
Is this any different than what we are doing in Syria?

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Those women will want a first class ticket to USA and black cock.

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youtu.be/9CdY7t5VKIY

Direct from UN itself

NOOO
NOT THE INVESTMENTS!!!!!!

Thoughts and prayers

Roll to confirm.

ALL OF YOU ARE NIGGERFAGGOTS
>Past 4am kyiv time still no happening

Either side please commit a warcrime within 3 minutes or im going to bed.

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oh no no no no no no

this bitch is boring, when is putin talking again, he was a little more interesting. Tomorrow maybe?

PUTINS SPEECH

en.kremlin.ru/events/president/transcripts/67828

Thoughts?

"please do not spread information of the troop movments of the armed forces of ukraine"

>more sanctions
The US is such fucking pussies.

Sorry, the OPs are tough because I'm always fighting the 2000 character limit. I constantly have to remove stuff and reword things to make them shorter. Usually the OPs are 2000 characters exactly or very close, right at the limit.

INVESTMENTS BTFO

Who the fuck thought having a live chat was a good idea?

FUCK

Milk in tea is disgusting you teanigger

No. Don't be a coward.

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*ahem*

S L A V A R O S S I Y A
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The hypocrisy of Weimericans.

Fuck off you evil demons

my god was that Rogan?

God imagine if he catches that comedian president and throws him in a Siberian gulag

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So why is Russia *actually* recognising the legitimacy of these two tiny republics? I don’t know wtf is going on

>Albania

WHY THE FUCK IS ALBANIA TALKING

Why is US talking about sovereignity of other UN Nations lmao

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T INVADE UKRAINE EVEN THOUGH THE LEADER LEFT, ALL THE JEWS FLED AND THE KIKES GAVE UP NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WW3 won't happen.
Singles confirm.

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>albania

I also believe that this is way Ukraine is happening in the first place, I watched what bumbling retards and diversity hires foreign ministers are.

I shall hold my Martini-Henry Tight tonight.

based 69 poster

russian guy is laughing omegakek

literal nobody speaking lol

>albania
literal whos

Piechad reporting

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>albania cucking out

albania reading his computer lmao

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS NOSE

>Albania
Holy fuck a talking kebab!

albania wtf?

We do so much shit it's basically impossible to not be hypocritical

I agree, that's what I was saying to the other Brit.
I don't put milk in my tea or my coffee.

Ruskis better watch out, Albania is getting involved

>forbidding trade with the new republics
Lmao imagine cementing Putin's victory. They're still separatists, but by this act you're burning them which means all DPR/LPR citizens MUST side with Putin 100% now.

Miss me yet?

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Did she really said that?

Make it a 2 parter, user.

Do it.

ALBANIAN UN

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because they're the biggest USA bootlickers

youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

On position

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All I care about are the spicy bantz that will come from China's member before they veto any ridiculous actions

He made a very strong case for intervention in Ukraine. Sending official troops in Donetsk and Luhansk makes it possible for Putin to control the batttlefield.

>muh sanctions
Is that all the west can do? Russia's been under sanction for years now.

ALBANIA CONDEMNS, IT'S OVER FOR RUSSIA

Donetsk is albanian

MY BOY READING OFF A FUCKING LAPTOP WTF IS THIS WW3 INTRO BRUH

schizokino

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because they're next in line

NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU, ALBANIA

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lmao

>okay everyone lets hear from Albania

Fuck you man, I want destabilization of the whole fucking planet.

didnt albanians steal parts of serbia?

I love Putin
Ukraine is Russian soil

Great! I’m starving again.

Degrees of separation. Making it less a part of Ukraine makes it "easier" to ask for a referendum to join Russia as ethnic Russian territories.

What would you know about it. Go drink your onions latte

How long until Putin plops Zelensky down on his lap, drops trow, and spanks him on live TV?

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ALBANIA condems sovereignity of DNP and LNP.
What about Kosovo

Tbqh I expected an Albanian to be darker

FUCK I NEED TO GO TO BED NOW BUT I CANT; WHEN ARE THINGS HAPPENING!?!

Wait is albania really a country?

>AWWWWW HELL NAW *shakes head side to side* YOU AIN'T INVADING NOBODY *throws flip-flop* YOU SIT YO ASS BACK DOWN OR IMMA WHOOP THAT BITCH *snaps fingers*

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>he doesn't know
ngmi

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Basically

Must be listened to while albania is speaking:
youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

Is Putin going to push Ukrainian forces back or will he simply march troops to current cease fire line?

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QRD on UNSC?
Has China spoken?

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>So why is Russia *actually* recognising the legitimacy of these two tiny republics? I don’t know wtf is going on
1. Recognize them
2. Move troops in at their invitation
3. "Oh noes the hohols have attacked us!"
4. Ukraine shoah'ed

SWIFT AND SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
>MORE SANCTIONS
SWIFT AND SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
>MORE SANCTIONS
SWIFT AND SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
>MORE SANCTIONS

This shit never amasses to anything

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yes, lmao
basically
called putin a colonizer, no cap fr fr, not his cracka ass

It gives Putin a reason to protect those two areas. And it forces Ukraine's hand.

>it's just a drill bro
>it's just "peacekeeping" operations bro
It's time for Liberador faces again

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no

They're you're rape babies. So you tell us.

Looks good.
Yeah, Fuck Albania.
They are scared of a serbian push.

Why alabama part of un i thought they where confederates?

Wait why is albania talking who cares?

Incredibly based and nothing like he's ever said before, made me dislike him a bit less

SANCTION ME

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DONT WORRY
ALBANIA IS HERE

crisis adverted

>albanian is an applefag

Cringe desu

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just go to bed, you'll moss nothong you can screencap this post.

I need more memes like this

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China is being sneaky.

At the olympics they said China supports Russia's stance on Ukraine and Russia did the same regarding Taiwan now their FM is saying Russia should respect the sovereign borders of Ukraine.

Why does he sound French? I thought Albanians were slavs

would be kind of based if she actually did that

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There's always the swift and severe slap on the wrist option

>you're
American education

dust off your 2014 folders

>a private in the reserves
>got assigned as a driver
>even if we go to war all I'm going to do is just haul trucks behind the lines
This sucks

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Time to download all the anime I can

I hope Putin bombs Albania with long-range bombers.

Honestly what else besides speeches will result from all of this?

lol

Made in USA method of destabilization is ok, though. Albania is retarded

GIVE A CHANCE TO THE MINSK AGREEMENT!11

lmao

ALBANIA
>ALBANIA

youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
>youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

ALBANIA
>ALBANIA

youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
>youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

It looks hilarious with them wearing their masks in the background while she isn't. Looks like they don't want to catch the nigger disease kek

Nothing ever happens

OH NO WHAT ARE RUSKIES GONNA DO NOW, ALBANIA SAID THEY CAN'T INVADE

Should have manned up and said the truth. We took crimea and its not sustainable on its own. We need luhansk and Donetsk , not cities, but whole regions or we have to countinue to money drain on our project. Ukraine is modernised and faring okay on foreign aid and investments, didnt collapse somehow. We move in and are ready for open hostilities, we wait for zelinsky to move back the troops or we start the fight.
Kinda bitch made schizorambling for low iq russian populace. Everything else is obvious as it can be.

>Albania is officially whiter than America
the absolute state of things

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She screeched about colonization vs decolonization. This is retarded, but what else do you expect from that thing?

It was a good speech. Biden would be incapable of making a speech like that.

Until it does

their*

Kek the UN council president is the russian federation.

My sneaking suspicion is that if things start heating up too much in Europe, China makes it's move on Taiwan. Won't be a better time

>bitch I ain't playing don't fuck wit me

FUGG XDDD

BOYCOTT RUSSIA NOW

DOING BUSSINESS WITH PUTIN = FACILITATING MURDER

sup NFKRZ? Hope you're doing ok swagyolo

It's fucking NOTHING

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

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It's a joke made into a country.
Reading up on that country's history is so damn funny.
They got their first railway in like the 1980s.
Practically after every single other country in the world.

Amerimutts
>nigger speaking
Albania
>white

Imagine siding with the mutts on this war

Durres phenotype

That's so easy to do. Like, fucking easy as hell.

If your country's representative can't speak his native language during these sessions you're irrelevant, simple as.

France representative looks like the boss from the incredibles

love this shit

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Albania can speak english but france can't? nice

Of course, they are watching the international reactions very closely.

thats not very progressive of Albania. They are on the wrong side of history.

brinny happooners

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It’s happening, the UN Russia representative will let them all speak and utterly BTFO them and tell them they won’t back down. War is on the horizon, and with it the back hole sun.

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if china doesnt take taiwan now they never will

Mike Myers got fucking OLD

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logistics are key to win the wars user, you are doing more than fighting on frontlines

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Simple is as simple as

Not hard for Russia to make a mockery out of these clowns. "we are very unhappy about the fact you've literally started an invasion, we will fight you with our words and policies"

mutt's law

FLASH BULLETIN;
OPERATION CLE AR ED
I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO INFORM YOU THE 82ND HAS PERFORMED AN OPERATION TO EVACUATE THE US EMBASSY UKRAINE TO POLAND.
ONE AIRCRAFT SHOT DOWN OVER EASTERNERN UKRAINE TYPE UNKNOWN
>inb4source

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No dude

Show me your memes, user

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Does anyone have a link to what the current order of battle looks like?

Like how large is the Ukrainian mxlitary vs the Russian forces?

When is China's turn? And is Russia allowed to speak?

You think the Security Council President is sweatin right now as everybody begins to shit on his country?

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>Let's stop all this fighting and mutually agree to obliterate Fr*nce
stolen from the livechat

>The UN is bringing in the NWO
>The UN os powerless against Russia
Which is it?

Yes.
Also listed countries that Russia may invade(similar to Hitler naming all the nations the first UN gave to him) and then said "Its not 1919, it's 2022!"

So based Biden was right? how did he know? Putin is a faggot and russians have faggot aids.

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Mods are faggots

>Albania speaking
>meanwhile Kosovo
It's like they did it on purpose.

English teas are literally blended to taste better with milk. There’s plenty of tea that shouldn’t have milk in it but tea blended for the UK market is not it.

INCESSANT EFFORTS

UN is for stating your position, not arguing, especially when it comes to public events. There's a few different stances and they just state them plainly and publicly. Also like 80% are ESLs

>you better not invade any more or we will be extra angry
>cmon maaaan

France can’t but is France. French have this really weird fixation on making sure to never speak English if possible

Yep, we’re at about 50% white at this point (despite the official census numbers). It’s the Congo, Haiti, and Honduras all wrapped up in a shit log here.

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regrettable that our government sided with subhumans over humans.

Your prime minister will make your airports available and facilitate those women coming to USA to get black cock.

WE ARE CONCERNED

>Biden
>Based
Pick one

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No.
>imagine caring about the thoughts of sheep

Why are there no links to the UN meeting?

how can albania say all that bullshit considering the situation with kosovo?

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nice digits

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butthurt belt

gimme your peanuts bitch

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the fighting won't be bad hopefully

Better than being blown up so a jew can steal from other jews

did you spend all day making this user?

Can you link a clip?

KEK

Not Mutt's law. It's called liberalism. I know because I'm American.

I cant wait for Russian cocks to rip apart ukrainian pussies.

god bless inb4source-user

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I hate driving

Here you go their own channel

youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY

''Please share images/videos of Ukraine military operations and movements''

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> I am now authorized to tell you
no you aren't lol what is this

Mutts law

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POOS?

DO NOT INVADE

Source: Your mom, actually.

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a UFO was shot down?
geeez...

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GOOD MORNING SIRS

SEND BOBS

DO NOT REDEEM

Sorry faggot, they're already on their way to Finland as a replacement for plans of taking Muslims from the shitholes of the World. Finland welcomes all white young Ukrainian women!

Oh laud, who let India in?

AHAHAHAHAHA

war war war
So my country sells food to both teams while we watch the world burn

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR
RUSSIA, DO NOT COME AGAIN

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Alba literally means white, nigger.

India about to shit all over russia

SIR DO NOT REDEEM

sirs

SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE REPUBLICS

Spoiler. If a Brit says they don't have milk in their tea, it's because they're Asian of some kind

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

PLEASE SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE NUKULAR CODES

Same, I prefer to fly to work everyday.

REDEEM YOUR DECISION RUSSIA

everyone shush pajit is speaking

DEEEBP GONZZERN

>HELLY BABY JIRLS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING I WANT THOSE SWEET UKRAINIAN MAMAS TO BE SAFE I LOVE YOU

RUSSIA DO NOT REDEEM

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SIR THE WAR IS VETO SIRS

>india

Unironically the way to solve the HIV problem is just stop giving people meds, let the assfuckers die.

INDIA I KNEEL

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deeb goncern

>UN Security council
>Russia has a seat
>China has a seat
Why even pretend you're going to do anything?

Hypocrisy isn't anything new in the west.

DEEB GONCERN

Aight, the west was too faggot for too much time, war ks necessary

INDIA 2020 WILL STOP THE WAR

Fuck no. Rot in piss tumor boy

thanks

>faggot
>russian aids baby


pick one

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Me too, user, me too...

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see