/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #97

BREAKING:
>EARLY REPORTS OF POSSIBLE SIGNAL JAMMING
>DPR CLAIMING THEY'RE STILL BEING SHELLED. EXPLOSIONS REPORTED MINUTES AGO.
>US URGES ZELENSKY TO MOVE TO LVIV
>US EVACUATING DIPLOMATS TO POLAND
>PUTIN ORDERS PEACEKEEPING MISSION IN DONETSK AND LUHANSK
>TANKS FILMED MOVING THROUGH DONETSK

PUTIN JUST SHOWED HIS FINAL FORM. ADDRESSED THE NATION AND GAVE A 45 MINUTE HISTORY LESSON. CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"

CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES, WILL HUNT THEM DOWN

RECOGNISED DPR/LPR

Latest:
>Zelensky just addressed the nation
>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Large explosion near Government of Luhansk HQ.
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning

Ongoing:
>LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion.
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia

Previous:

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I just farted on my balls.

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Thread are 2 fast, 2 furious

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first safety and effectiveness

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Those are peace keepers

Crimea belongs to the Greeks.

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There is no war Anons, take your meds and go to bed.
This is all a glowing psyop.

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gimi

HIDE AND FILTER ALL SHILLS
GLOWNIGGER HOURS ARE STARTING

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HOLA YO ONIONS DADDY YANKEE

POL DO PUTIN TENGO BOLAS???

Anime War

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If Any Forums wasn't gay we'd have a sticky

Schizo not happening thread

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The world belongs to the scythians.

Remainder that there’s no evidence of any happening and a couple glowniggers are posting misinfo

>Russia is claiming it will fix Ukraines 3rd world Economy.

How by replacing it with Russia's 3rd world economy?

IT'S TIME AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

So nothing is happening?

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More of a happening than this is going to be.

WHATS EVERYONE SNACKING ON?

Has the bear left his cave?
For how long?

1 MINUTE!!!!!

Looking like a nothing burger :/ might get blacked instead then

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Had alot of fun playing as the Greeks in this area in Imperium Universalis

>normie memes
figures lel

STANDING HERE I REALISE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

>Secretary of State Blinken says "Department of State personnel currently in Lviv will spend the night in Poland." Seems odd to make an announcement about where they will spend a single night.
twitter.com/lookner/status/1495940752534388753

>Secretary of State Blinken says "Department of State personnel currently in Lviv will spend the night in Poland." Seems odd to make an announcement about where they will spend a single night.
twitter.com/lookner/status/1495940752534388753

>Secretary of State Blinken says "Department of State personnel currently in Lviv will spend the night in Poland." Seems odd to make an announcement about where they will spend a single night.
twitter.com/lookner/status/1495940752534388753

ok china

>4 AM STEP OFF IS LIVE
4 AM STEP OFF IS LIVE
>4 AM STEP OFF IS LIVE
4 AM STEP OFF IS LIVE

Unfashionably Based

Hola yo onions daddy Yankee.

Pol do Putin Tengo BOLAS?

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>HD footage of tanks driving around in Donetsk
>Zero footage of the continuous artillery bombardment they claim is the Ukranians are doing to Donetsk

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KILL RUSSIANS
>KILL RUSSIANS
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KILL RUSSIANS
>KILL RUSSIANS
KILL RUSSIANS
>KILL RUSSIANS

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No, go fuck yourself. Hope mounties beat you to death.

>drumpf
aren't you that country with no freedom? LMAO
maybe someone should take over, I mean send peacekeepers to your country next. maybe china?

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>*ring* *ring*
>hello?
>we’re under attack from Russian tanks, we hear explosions and shootings!
>oh my god can you send us at least one photo or a video?
>sorry they’re jamming our phones
>oh ok that makes sense call me later when they stop then
>*hangs up*

Stickys are gay. Lets keep the general threads

KEEP EYES ON THE UN STREAM, WE’LL KNOW THEN

How do we know the memeflag isnt the glownigger?

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I am connected to a sdr in Ukraine right now
If there was jamming I would see it on the spectrum

mini pork pies

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Until solar Putin gets replaced with lunar Putin again

Crimea belongs to the ANGLO
das rite, turkboi

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THE BUZZER IS SILENT

It depends on the types, I just saw eailer fucking footfags spam here

based

youtube.com/watch?v=jAMfmwMp2yk
BALD MEN AT THE UN
INSANE ON UKRAINE

I BEEN JERKING OFF FOR 3 HOURS NOW AND PLAN ON CUMMING WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS OF WAR HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT IM SO JELLY OF ALL THE TIGHT SWEET CUNNYS THE RUSSIANS BOIS ABOUT TO HAVE

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ITS 4:01

Pepperoni sticks/Pepperettes. What ever you call em

WHAT IS THAT SATANIC PAINTING IN THE UN

Biden has basically let Russia annex two regions of Ukraine.

Putin is demonstrating how to run a foreign policy as a great power in the 21st century

HOMER21 IS AIRBORNE

REPEAT

HOMER21 IS AIRBORNE

Black sea monitoring time.

>Update

No new post

not even britain or america belong to the anglo anymore after they imported nothing but niggers and pakis

I'M LITERALLY FLYING OVER KIEV RIGHT NOW

What was that russian Telegram channel that used to bump fresh videos on kazakshtan happening?

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ftfykthxbi

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Greater Scythia soon.

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Based and so true

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NICE

And shit ever happened, imagine staying up this late for a nothingburger

Oh boy i sure hope you enjoy never busting a nut ever again because there is no war, the happening has been cancelled.

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what an absolute unit of a man

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No snacking in the coffee zone

it's not satanic it's old take your meds

how long are you visiting for

Two things:
1) This has already been a happening.
2) Why would Putin order an invasion now? He can advance slowly but surely, destroying Ukraine with a thousand paper cuts. The current regime will run (if they haven’t already), and a pro-Russian regime will take over. Putin doesn’t want another Afghanistan.

>*ring* *ring*
>hello?
>we’re under attack from Russian tanks, we hear explosions and shootings!
>oh my god can you send us at least one photo or a video?
>sorry they’re jamming our phones
>oh ok that makes sense call me later when they stop then
>*hangs up*

2 more

RUSSIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^THIS GUY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Weak bait.

Why don’t you fight against Russia for Ukraine , Poljak ? Show tranny what man is

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ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
>ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
>ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
>ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ
>ДEКOMУHИЗAЦИЯ

picrel from ?

Manga name

It's about to start or it finished already?? If about to start i might watch it, sometimes there is interesting moments...

First, we should pay our respects to a man who predicted this mess 92 years ago…

SIEG HEIL!

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kek, what is that?

Nothing will happen. I'm tired, is anyone else tired? I think we should just go to sleep since nothing will happen.

Go find the real meaning of it

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OP

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UN Security Council Meeting
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media.un.org/en/asset/k1e/k1epflppn0

^^^ Live meeting! ^^^

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why is this significant?

THERE GOES RUSSIA'S TANK!!!!!!

Parts of two regions, rolling for the regaining parts controlled by ukies.

I SHALL MAKE ANOTHER CUP FOR YOU user

Moscow is getting glassed this week.

Yankee JK KuzuHana-chan

Then post a single video of a shooting, oh wait you can’t

God I hope so

native bulgarian clay. hands off

Popping off boys. Donetsk is live. Pray for Ukraine.

And to shut up the niggers and trannies, Tanks, Troops and people are all there. Who cares about 4AM?

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Thats right user, take your meds and go to bed like everyone else in this schizo thread should. There is NO war in the Ukraine

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meat ciggrittes

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who? who is glassing moscow?

Is this a shill thread? He wants to do business with Ukraine and them to be independent.

posting in a glownigger war monger thread

It's 1 pm there..

Thank you for your Znervix.

BREAKING: I'm making a cup of tea

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>mfw enlisted and deployed to the middle east years ago, so I can't be drafted in to world war three

someone on this board called me a ZOG puppet, but I was playing the long game

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Clearly you didn't watch his speech

uhg more like guh

Damn bro that gif is comfy af

First USAF aircraft to go towards the region today. They've been there daily except today.

There's been no SIGINT or UAV's now HOMER is on the way either to ukraine itself or black sea to monitor the fleet and crimea.

A Ukrainian visiting friends for dinner.

We could have helped him annihilate them forever, but (((Roosevelt))) prefered sucking off his beloved "Uncle Joe" at every turn instead.

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It's a police action. No war. They are just supporting Russians in break away republics. War not for another 2/4 years depending on Putin's pms

Thread going so fast nobody will notice I've never had it put in.

any live streams in Donetsk/Ukraine?

How about that Minsk II, eh guys?

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...

its a baby oinker

...

whats he thinking right now?

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SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D
>SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D
SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D
>SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D
SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D
>SUMY JUST GOT EMP'D

Haha that pig fucked up those muslims. Good piggo

TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOESNT MAKE A NON HAPPENING ANY MORE OF A HAPPENING LOL

Cant wait for the comfy webm's ill get to harvest

Here here

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干 to dry
爆 to explode
鴨子 duckling
In Japanese, tho.

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Happy Zero Twosday Ukraine.

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There are videos of Russians moving in and also BTR's on fire.
Please read the thread before you just waltz on in here.

very nice gif, where from?

>i'm tired
This is the goal of happening. You will wate it for so long that when it happens you already won't care and just accept it "finally, now i can feel peace"

What? We saw helicopters in and out today evacuating US diplomats from Lviv

Hohols are fags? Who would’ve known I thought the Jews in charge would protect them from degeneracy kek

BUZZER IS SILENT
SUMY LIVE STREAMS OFFLINE
HOMER IS COMING

no more brother war dammit

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what the fuck is that lad

>inb4 INTERNATIONAL LAW HAS BEEN BROKEN!(never telling you which)
>inb4 WE ARE WORRIED FOR LGBT AND OTHER MINORITIES ON YOUR ARREST LISTS
>inb4 DEEP CONCERN

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>man I wish I was sucking on my gilf's saggy tits instead of trying to solve this shit

NOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE TEA IM GONNA THROW IT INTO THE WATER AGAIN AHHHH

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I can't wait to hear Ghana and Ethiopia's take during this meeting.

WOW so glad that countries crucial to international security are present like GHANA AND GABON ffs

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I read all threads lying faggot post one video or kys

potbelly piglet
there are breeds about that small full grown too
they are like smarter dogs

爆 can mean deep-fried in Chinese
"deep-fried dry duck"
Also

Minsk no more.

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No Zoomer. It's ONE cup. Just one. Two girls, ONE cup. What about that is so difficult to understand?

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Tea

how could you

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I'm tired. How about you? Sooo tired. I'm going to bed and you should too.

>Russia got BTFO so hard in ww1 they're still anally devastated a century later

Can't make this up

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No you haven't, if you did you will see the tweets of BTR's on fire and those videos of the russians coming in from last thread.
Stop picking retarded picks, Polack.

The Russian Orthodox Church can trace its lineage to the Byzantine Empire. Crimea belongs to the Russians, as the Roman Empire is still a contiguous government.

UN meeting is live

So has anyone heard anything about a Ukrainian response or are they just running away again? This guy running the place doesn't exactly exude confidence, and we all remember how Biden handled Afghanistan.

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I INVOKE VETO

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Also based.

>the president of the meeting is the fucking russian representative
IM SCREAMING

UN meeting started

Why do you do that user?

Thread is going so fast no one will see I'm a guy nigger

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>UN security council

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youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY

UN EMERGENCY MEETING LIVE

>UN Security Council Meeting
It is an open meeting that was supposed to be a closed meeting.
They seem to be starting their meeting now.
See image for their agenda.
Also here is the agenda:
>Summary:
>Ukraine - Security Council, 8970th meeting.
>Description:
>Adoption of the agenda
>Letter dated 28 February 2014 from the Permanent Representative of Ukraine to the United Nations addressed to the President of the Security Council (S/2014/136)

Here is the link again:
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media.un.org/en/asset/k1e/k1epflppn0
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qt and breedable

10/10 would start a homestead with

youtube.com/watch?v=jAMfmwMp2yk&ab_channel=UnitedNations

Night bro it’s boring as fuck might watch judin’s speech before bed

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UN is peak clown world tbqh

>can we surrender now or do we have to wait for it to start?

hello vlad

you've met your match now its time to pay

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jus got back from a shitty hp laptop with integrated graphics n im now on a 3080. wargs?

I mean surveillance or UAVs. Helo's don't count, they never went anywhere close to the hotzones and had a very short mission length, the manned craft and UAV's are there for 8-16 hours at a time.

This means US wants real time SIGINT geolocation as that is what Rivet is made for. They did this a few days back monitoring the black sea fleet, crimea, azov and south russia.

Because retards need to lurk moar.
Asking dumb questions as a way of argument is a weak newfag tactic. UN is starting, everyone shut up.

yep, they are rotational heads of the security council.
doesn't really matter. doesn't give them extra powers as far as im aware.

They're such in the stages of grief, mainly denial and bargaining.

too much milk, sort it out

Mini salami bites, fruit gushers, and everclear mixed into a monster energy.

Beautiful feet

>Minsk no more.
Perhaps the most violated treaty in the history of diplomacy. About as good of a use of paper as the hryvnia.

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Blow me tankie

>oh shit people have started to figure out that all media is jewish and all fake info comes from one place
>i know what to do lmao
>LET'S HAVE A DIFFERENT FOREIGN SOUNDING, OUR MEDIA BRANCH MAKE THE SAME EXACT NEWS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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i love pork pies bros..

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>Chat open
Finna ring in Ww3 the right way