BREAKING: >EARLY REPORTS OF POSSIBLE SIGNAL JAMMING >DPR CLAIMING THEY'RE STILL BEING SHELLED. EXPLOSIONS REPORTED MINUTES AGO. >US URGES ZELENSKY TO MOVE TO LVIV >US EVACUATING DIPLOMATS TO POLAND >PUTIN ORDERS PEACEKEEPING MISSION IN DONETSK AND LUHANSK >TANKS REPORTEDLY MOVING THROUGH DONETSK
PUTIN JUST SHOWED HIS FINAL FORM. ADDRESSED THE NATION AND GAVE A 45 MINUTE HISTORY LESSON. CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"
CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES, WILL HUNT THEM DOWN
RECOGNISED DPR/LPR
Latest: >Zelensky just addressed the nation >USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR >Large explosion near Government of Luhansk HQ. >Russian stocks down 14% >Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army. >DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine >U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country. >Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now. >US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia >US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a Russia "do not travel" warning
Ongoing: >LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics >US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion. >Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass. >Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago: >More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia
Nothing is happening. Stop spamming up this board.
Daniel Thompson
Novorossian cossacks to the Mutt President!
O President, mutt devil and damned merchant's kith and kin, sectary to Schlomo himself. What the devil kind of soldier are you, that you cannot even beat rice farmers with napalm! La creatura sharts and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a whore, make subjects of Liberators, we have no fear of your army, by land and sea we will battle you, fuck your mother
You New York Scullion, Pennsylvania wheelright, brewer of New Mexico, cousin fucker of Arkansas, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Israel, pig of Texas, oil thief, catamite of California, ruiner of nations and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of La Abominacion, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, slaughterhouse curr, unchristened brow, go screw your own mother!
So the Novorossians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Liberators. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calender, the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there, for this kiss our ass!
Stupid Ukrainian idiots was been shelling Donetsk and Lugansk with artillery for two weeks, and yesterday they illegally crossed the Russian border, lost two armored personnel carriers and 5 Ukrainian soldiers there. The Emperor's patience broke and he annexed these territories to the Third Rome. Now Lugansk and Donetsk are actually RUSSIAN TERRITORIES and the RUSSIAN ARMY is actually there now! Biden can go fuck himself with his worthless threats and useless sanctions, we have made friends with China and the efficiency of the entire industry in Europe depends on us. Checkmate.
Ban Russia from all sports. It will really hurt the population that gives Putin's paranoid actions majority approval. The Russians are sport fanatics and take great pride in their athletes. Ban them indefinitely from Olympics, Football World Cup, Champions and UEFA Leagues, Hockey, even chess competitions. And no ROC exceptions this time around. Make them live their pariah status.
GUYS A DOZEN OF RUSSIAN TANKS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
Hudson Ward
Can I be a ruskie after the war?
Logan Green
Me on the evidence that scene with fennc the evidence checkin McAukilslnky the evidence checkin the guy from is the best shoe size and pewpew stepped up to say classic Paul Dano the evidence checkin the guy posting your review and let them more information please
Brody Stewart
Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine >Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine
Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine >Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine
Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine >Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine
Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine >Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine
Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine >Al Jazeera says it has obtained footage of Russian military vehicles entering Donetsk in eastern Ukraine
>be Russia >take a territory already de facto yours for 8 years >surround Ukraine so that Ukraine have no choice but to backdown >make Biden look like a bitch and undermine him for the US midterms simple shit
interesting that there is HD footage of tanks driving around in Donetsk but there isn't a single video footage of the continous ukranian shells which DPR claim are landing in donetsk....
Luis Morgan
>As if the US is better >Putin has the EU on its knees by gas supply >The US has a military supply crisis >The US has not won any war since Vietnam jej
>*ring* *ring* >hello >we’re under attack, we hear explosions and shooting >can you send a photo or a video? >sorry they’re jamming our phones >oh ok talk to you later >*hangs up*
Colton Walker
How the fuck is this not a sticky? Havent been to Any Forums in years you guys really fell off.
I so wish that picrel was real. She would be so based if it was
Caleb Long
I don't believe the "it's happening and here's when" baseless posters, but in their defense you give an arrival time in the local time zone, not the departure timezone
>Russia overseeing a council meeting about itself and can instantly just veto any decision regardless.
HONK HONK
Lincoln Turner
How long till Kiev is Russia ?
Gavin Perez
>Vietnam Wouldn't call that a win
Brandon Butler
genle reminder that the bottom line is >The big boys (Russia, UK, France, Germany and the U.S.) all agreed that Minsk treaties just can't work because Ukraine are retards who can't implement it >Agreed that Vlad can move in his tanks into LDNR to nullify Minsk treaties in exchange for next to none sanctions >Minsk treaty no longer exists, thus Ukraine doesn't have to change its constitution etc. etc. >No Minsk treaty means Germany and France no longer have to listen to retarded cockhole bullshit and pretend to take it seriously either >Everybody wins, except for Ukraine (which gets fucked as always)
Dylan Allen
OH GOD A NAKED UKRAINIAN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE OH NO IT'S HAPPENING
ZELENSKY CAUGHT 1513 FISH IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
Logan Williams
A lot of people really bought into the western myth that Putin is some genghis khan and not some boring bureaucrat afraid of major risks.
Jackson Adams
>in their defense you give an arrival time in the local time zone, not the departure timezone For airlines maybe, not the military. The invasion would have been set in Moscow time.
serious military academics have to be cooming in their pants watching Putin deploy the most classical but modernized strategies ever seen on planet Earth.
Kinda weird how simple his play looks in hindsight. My attention was focused entirely on the NATO-threat angle, the false-flag angle, and whatnot. Didn't see the peacekeeping angle at all. Weird.
They technically "won" Iraq, albeit they're still stuck in that mess of a hellhole to this day.
Angel Morris
>Putin pussied out of invading ukraine properly and now is only enterring Donetsk and Lubhansk Not even entering, they've been there for near a decade. All he is doing is legitimatizing it
Nathan Jenkins
Still used as a tug or transport for non-frontline units in Russian army.
fuck u mutt Every ukrainian is whiter than you with your nigger spic and jewish mixture
Andrew King
>*ring* *ring* >hello >we’re under attack from Russian tanks, we hear explosions and shootings >can you send a photo or a video? >sorry they’re jamming our phones >oh ok talk to you later >*hangs up*
There are those who said THE HAPPENING would never come. What have they to say now?
Caleb Cruz
Threads slowing down cause nothings happening lol
James Williams
seethe kelbasi nigger
Isaiah Davis
russian ambassador to un said something about them showing their new policy at 4 am feb 22 2022
Ryan Barnes
Pretty sure as a patriotic Russian, that guy meant 4am Moscow time. So no more happening tonight.
Austin Anderson
Lookner is so fucking hard again, haha, I love it. Please let some kind of attack happen, he's gonna cum live on stream.
Parker Anderson
I will now write your girlfriend 's boyfriends that you write mean things and he will take away your Nintendo switch
Oliver Mitchell
>There are those who said THE HAPPENING would never come. What have they to say now? Another step in a creeping invasion that's been ongoing for eight years is hardly a HAPPENING
Matthew Jones
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Jordan Cruz
If pootin stops here, is happening canceled or no?
