Draft-dodging

ITT post what you will be doing in lieu of another Jew war

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just say
>"I hate niggers and jews and if you hand me a weapon I will likely murder you"

instant discharge

took add meds in college so im not eligible lmao

>just turned 26
Lmao fuck america fuck biden fuck dying for jews and oh yeah fuck niggers and jannies.
Did I say fuck kikes?

Hunt kikes.

>Did I say fuck kikes?
About 5 times already

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I already had a medical discharge from the armed forces. Pretty certain they can't draft my ass.

doing steroids and fucking GI's wives & girlfriends. duh.

Sorry I'm my fathers only son I'll never be drafted to die for kikes and a senile old pedo who worships niggers

Blowing up interchange pylons in minecraft, probably.

Literally me but with about 400+ mods.
Actually, I had so many mods, that I pretty much had to change all the ESP's into ESL's just to add more mods.

Won't matter, if the draft comes that means it's the worst case scenario and anyone who can old a gun will be drafted.
Even 50 year olds served during ww1 and ww2. You would literally need to be a bed bound crippled retard with no legs and arms

In a real SHTF war the military will force you to take Adderall to stay awake and focus. Your "ADD" won't be an excuse

Become a priest

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no. no more brother wars. gas kikes instead.

I'll be 36 this year II don't even have to bother dodging

They crippled all of us with pharmaceutical drugs, vaxxes, obesity, and general retardation. We couldn't fight for them even if we wanted to lmao.

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I really wanted to make the skyrim mod maker kit to do a kkk/nazi cult. Then i expanded it to a whole game remake. Then got new ideas. I'm a habitual NEET

Chaturbating

that and would probably forge a waiver for him too

ITT: women who need protection from real men.

You're all faggots, I don't care if it's a Jew war, getting occupied means getting raped and draft dodgers should be given the wall or have gender reassignment surgery if they want to be such pussies. Kill yourself faggot.

Already served, I dont have to go unless I feel like it. But I may go if it sounds like a shit storm. I love when things suck.
t.Infantry

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Got permanently medically retired from army in 2017. I’m safe.

Also yesterday was my 28th birthday.

Just not going is all. Will start a counter revolution in France. While all the faggots are away.

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Fuck bros should I just enlist now and get a comfy position in cyber?

Drone operator. That seems chill.

>hurr durr you're not a real man unless you die for israel and secure the destruction of your race and culture

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This. Why should I fight in a war that doesn’t ensure the protection of my people or culture?

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lol die for the sudanese. They wont be going.

I wont fight. I will just stand there and be a martyr.

>Won't need to draft dodge

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I have the SAME rifle at my home as I did in the Army. I can better serve my country in the homeland, rather than wherever the jews want me to kill.
Would you really entrust your battle planning 1LT Laquisha? Would you say "Yes ma'am" to COL Shianda?

You have nigger genes, jew. Kek.

This and I'll try to go innabush to lay low before they come knocking on my door

Post physique, you short, skinnyfat, worthless boomer jew subhuman trash.