"I am NOT planning to invade Ukraine!"
*Changes name of Ukraine*
*Invades*
"Don't you invade Ukraine!"
Jackson Foster
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Ethan Wright
will probably work too. i think biden is too dementia ridden to foil the plan.
Levi Powell
And we will call it Mini Russia
Ian Long
He is unironicaly the good guy. Ukraine did fuck all about the autonomous regions for years they could have crushed them or accepted their independence but they did neither so Russia chose for them. Putin is actually the peacemaker in this situation now that there won't be anymore fighting because Ukraine doesn't have the balls to fight Russia for that miniscule hostile territory.
Adrian Ramirez
Austin Torres
>"I am NOT planning to invade Ukraine!"
>*Changes name of Ukraine*
>*Invades*
kek. based russia
Elijah Stewart
KEK
Nathan Foster
I'm waiting for Biden to announce he's sending aid to Uruguay.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Actual 4D chess
Leo Jones
Joseph Powell
"Don't put NATO troops in Ukraine guys"
>goes ahead and puts NATO troops in Ukraine
Jaxson Allen
I'll allow it.
Connor Jenkins
Maybe there are WMDs in Ukraine and Russia needs to invade just to make sure
Landon Murphy
>Putin is actually the peacemaker in this situation now that there won't be anymore fighting because Ukraine doesn't have the balls to fight Russia for that miniscule hostile territory.
Indeed twitter accoutns are already repoting that all shelling has stopped now that the big dog is in town.
No way Putin will now go on to actually invade and try to take Kiev, he'll do the same as Crimea, consolidate and build, the people he has liberated were Russian anyway so there won't be any insurrection against him so the west is just going to have to accept it. The sanctions will do nothing. Europe needs Russian gas, many Russian companeis were clever to get dual listings or just flat out listings on British or American stock exchanges so the sanctions don't touch them.
Basically by mid morning it will be clear Putin has got those regions and we aren't going to do anything.... just one big nothingburger
How I hunger for a real habbening. Taiwan next?
Evan Garcia
Sir Tony just got knighted for his diligence in snuffling out WMDs in the middle east. So in my book Russia are completely in the right here at every level. Have you noticed NOBODY is denying Ukraine has WMDs?
Brody Wright
Trumpettes thought he was playing 4D chess.
Putin just showed the world was 4D chess really looks like
Globo homo BTFO
Dominic Hernandez
That name is taken. Belarus literally means little Russia.
Ethan Torres
"Just get vaxxed !"
"It's not a vaccine !"
*Change definition of vaccines*
Juan Martin
Exactly. Who knows what kinds of WMDs there are in Ukraine. Russia would be acting irresponsibly if it did not invade Ukraine to ensure there are no WMDs
The US government understands
Nathan Bell
White house staffer reported Biden is unworried as they dontbhave a defense pact with Luhansk or Doneskt
Adam Perez
They better leave no stoned unturned. Better to be safe than sorry. Even good old double ya is beloved by conservatives and liberals alike for his service.
Cooper Watson
Actually it means "white" russia. But it is also known as little Russia