/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #85

BREAKING: PUTIN ORDERS PEACEKEEPING MISSION IN DONETSK AND LUHANSK (pic related)

TANKS AND HEAVY EQUIPMENT REPORTEDLY MOVING THROUGH DONETSK

PUTIN JUST SHOWED HIS FINAL FORM. ADDRESSED THE NATION AND GAVE A 45 MINUTE HISTORY LESSON. CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"

CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES AND WILL HUNT THEM DOWN

RECOGNISED DPR/LPR

UKRAINE TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW

Latest:
>Zelensky to speak soon
>USA to ban investment/trade with DPR/LPR
>Large explosion near Government of Luhansk HQ.
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations it has credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning for Russia

Ongoing:
>LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion.
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.

Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1495116865521258497

>More than 700,000 civilians in the Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1494732885768744969

Previous:

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twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1495873114814750730
youtube.com/watch?v=65JHnUA2OhM
twitter.com/IsraelRussian/status/1495814629670404098
youtube.com/watch?v=D0q2nxjpL2g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

>UKRAINIAN SNAKE FOUND CAUSING Complete Global ANNIHILATION
youtube.com/watch?v=BnBkHrfIvw4

>THE BASS
youtube.com/watch?v=MfmU91JtuRI

>PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING from 2016, 4.20
youtube.com/watch?v=BnBkHrfIvw4

UKRAINE plumped up into a FAT SNAKE to cause ANNIHILATED LIBS.

Drop your Drop your Bomb Bomb BomB BOmbabombabomba
>Drop your Drop your Bomb Bomba Bomb BOmbabombabomba
Drop your Drop your Bomb Bomb BomB BOmbabombabomba
>Drop your Drop your Bomb Bomb BomB BOmbabombabomba

Drop your Drop your Bomba Bomb BomBa Bombabombabombabomba
>Drop your Drop your Bomba Bomb BomBa Bombabombabombabomba
Drop your Drop your BombaBombBomba BomBa Bombabombabombabomba
>Drop your Drop your Bomba Bomb BomBa Bombabombabombabomba


Oh Ukraine you are a lovely plump delicious Snake!

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gimi

gimi

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How are Ukraine bros holding up?

ZEUS WILLS TOTAL WAR

gimi

gimi

First for Holo

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The New Russian Century is here

FIVE MORE HOURS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Its happening

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post yfw it's actually happening

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>Latest:
>>Zelensky to speak soon
forgot to take this out

apparently he is NOT going to speak tonight

>UPDATE: according to sources in the Presidency, Zelensky's address will not take place today.
twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1495886360690970626

Is it happening?

why so many breads?

What are the chances of Ukraine KEKING the happening?

What if they jut give Russia what they want, where the FUCK is the Ukrainian government? They are definitely going to cuck out and run.

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>хoзлы плaчyт чтo пиндocтaн их кинyл
O HET HET HET HET

STREAMS:

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Zelensky not giving a statement today. Too busy grabbing what he can of Ukraine's wealth and getting the fuck out.

JUPITER WILLS TOTAL WAR

rolling for nuclear war

nothings gunna happen
as we say in brazil:

FEIJOADA DA BOA

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.

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i dont want to be conscripted nor die in a nuclear fire bros

gimi

Oil will be $100 by Wednesday.

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But I wanna go to bed soon

Mods refuse to sticky.

Cos the cuntbag mods won't sticky

ROLL FOR COMPLETE WORLD ANNIHILATION youtube.com/watch?v=wJQcOIBULR0

TWO

MORE


WEEKS (HOURS)

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mods arent stickying

He's in Tel Aviv already.

ODIN WILLS TOTAL WAR

So does this mean Union of Salvation won't get an international release?

>Zelensky waiting for the Biden helicopter to flee the country

youtube.com/watch?v=9zQczndNn0A

a nuclear fire is a quick death. just make sure you're as close to paris as possible

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Thank you Biden!

Holy shit we're getting 3 threads per hour slow down bong

2 and a half
ZZ.Z.ZZ

APOLLO WILLS TOTAL WAR

God damn i can't even remember the last time we had a happening this big.

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You decided to stay instead of running?

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Russian State Media
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We are publishing the full text of the agreement between Russia and the DPR, a similar one has been concluded with the LPR. Main provisions:

▪joint defense

▪joint protection of the borders of the republics of Donbass

▪the right of the parties to use military infrastructure and military bases on each other's territory

▪recognition of documents issued by state bodies of each other

▪Russia will take measures to support the financial and banking systems of the DPR and LPR, based on the fact that the means of payment there is the Russian ruble

▪contracts are concluded for 10 years


I'M NOT GOING TO CLICK THAT SHIT, NIGGA.

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SOON

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1 hour drive from paris

NIGGERS

The executives at Activision must be creaming their pants right now. Just imagine how many games they'll be able to milk out of this.

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Take a power nap bro

чтo пpoизoйдёт
>зeлeнcкий cкaжeт, бля, дидькo, пыня нac пepeигpaл
>нy и бoльнo нaм дayнбacc нe нyжeн
вcё

damn...that's a recent picture?

>Uncle Mattia?
>Does this mean we don't get to drive our vrooms at Mr. Nikita's track? :D

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Just been chatting with a close friend who is Ukranian.

It seems like what has happened is this.

There are two “breakaway” regions in Ukraine - Donetsk and Luhansk.

There have been warring factions in these two regions since at least 2014. Right now the lines of demarcation are roughly right down the middle as far as boots on the ground go.

Putin today said he was going to recognize the lines of demarcation **as they currently exist**.

This turns out to be a move towards **de-escalation**. Had he said he would recognize the regions according to their original borders that would have favored **escalation**. But he did not do that.

Now the sanctions that appear to be announced here are not the “doomsday” sanctions - they are more like “slap on the wrist” sanctions.

So it looks to me (and my friend) that a deal was cut and that the world has stepped back from the precipice.

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This map is about to become extremely relevant

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Well, at least its gonna be quick.

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HERMES WILLS TOTAL WAR

Rough machine translation of OP pic:

Article 3

The Contracting Parties will work closely together to ensure the integrity and security of the Russian Federation and the Lugansk People's Republic. They shall consult each other without delay whenever, in the opinion of either Contracting Party, there is a threat of attack against it, in order to ensure joint defence, peacekeeping and mutual security. In the course of these consultations, the necessity, form and extent of the assistance which one Contracting Party shall afford the other Contracting Party in the chains of assistance for the purpose of removing the threat which has arisen shall be determined.

Article 4

The Contracting Parties shall take jointly all measures within their power to eliminate threats to the peace, breaches of the peace, and oppressions of any state or group of states, and shall afford one another the necessary assistance, including military assistance, in the exercise of the the right to individual or collective self-defence in accordance with Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations.

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Checking these integers

Early days of the pandemic probably, later february early march

y'all are pee pee and poo poo's, bunch of meanies , not a single cutie in here only angy ppl dont even talk to me

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Ukrainian fags, don't you have nukes?

>twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1495873114814750730
TROOP MOVEMENT IN KIEV

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I doubt it. Going to be a very insane next few days. I imagine there will be firefights even tonight. Russia claims we'll beyond current borders belong to their so called "People's Republic" (heard this shit before). My guess is they search for excuse to totally knock out Ukraine and depopulation it like they have done to Luhansk and Donetsk. Something very fucking weird is going on behind the theater. I'm not sure what

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

YOU SAID HE WAS LYING, HE WAS RIGHT

THE MILITARY EXERCISES WERE A RUSE, THEY INDEED WERE INVASION FORCES

RUSSIA DID IN FACT STAGE FALSE FLAGS TO JUSTIFY THEIR INVASION

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND APOLOGIZE

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Because /uhg/ runs Any Forums

Apollo is the God of art you dumb muttoid

i love people screaming about muh ww3 when no one is gonna stop vlad the invader

based zhirik, any subtitled version of this vid?

Where were you when ww3 started?

>i was at gym
>i get call from friend
>he say ''ukraine is died''
>no

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no only salo.

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He who controls memes, controls universe

THOTH WILLS TOTAL WAR

why do you write like a fag
that stupid unnecessary spacing only makes people not want to read it

IDS HABEDIG
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>accelerate and purge

Recent as in past few years yeah. I think its some rig in north sea uk area.

Israel moves its embassy to Lvov
twitter.com/IsraelRussian/status/1495814629670404098

>Russia is already occupying the meme republics (which have been under russian informal control since 2014 anyway)
>Europe will do NOTHING except sending concerned letters bcs Russia have them grabbed by the balls (balls=gas and oil supply)
>USA will do nothing bcs Ukraine losing a chunk of meme territory is not worth a nuclear war
>Ukraine will seethe, complain, cry, dilate and moan and everything will return to 'normal' in 1 month
I told you

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Redditspeak

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Dey hea.

im doin it for every god to see who gets the repeating numbers

oh. thnx for explaining

So sad Ukraine got invaded by Ligma...

Sitting at wagie job scrolling in the back room

I apologise B-Biden-sama... I shall ride with you till the end.

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eh. you can't really accuse them of wmds then not invade, can you

Can anyone explain the hit list a little better? I tuned into the stream late and can't reach it atm.

Thanks frens

What's Ukraine?

>frog
pottery

What's Ukraine?

Broken clock is right twice a day, eat shit.
Cockholes pushed and pushed and finally pushed enough, this is the day of reckoning.

last try
KEK WILLS TOTAL WAR

these threads are like twitch chat
cancerous spamming and memeing, without any actual content

fuck you cunts

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lets fucking go, digits decides what happens tomorrow

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thread theme
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