I'm going to die in ww3 without ever holding a girls hand

Hey you cant miss something you dont know

Silly conservatives. Just go trans and you can hold your own hand.

>I don't think the bible says anything against it.
I'm not going to say that's false but I think I remember it saying to need to marry the girl you raped

Hold a mans hand then

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It's easy to get laid user. The problem now is keeping your women from being whores. Just go hit on every girl you meet. These sluts will literally sleep with anyone in 2022
They fuck niggers for christ sake. You can do it

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you'll go straight to heaven at least

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I'm going to die in ww3 for the sovereignity and prosperity of israel
next slide thread
remember to type "sage" in options, report this for the post "appearing to be an automated spambot" and pray to kek the janitors aren't bots themselves

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it's your chance to rape some hohol girls though

Just sit on your left hand for a while and then hold it, and then break your heart. that's pretty much it

Bump

Protip; don't die.
>b-but how?
By not adhering to jooneva convention bullshit, kill every motherfucker in your way.

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>holding a girls hand
That's how you get spike proteins.

Ngl it's pretty cool but hey so is dying in any number of ways. Stabbed by a bayonet. Torn apart by a drone-launched anti-tank missile. Shot in the stomach and waiting 20 minutes for the hydrochloric acid to reach your heart. Your blood boiled by a DEW. Should be fun.

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nigger

Heaven is the place that farms our suffering for loosh. It's a nice place but still a fucked up system.
>Hint: What would a machine want from biological beings?

it's not too late nigger but you won't do shit until it's too late

youtube.com/watch?v=uCUpvTMis-Y

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That's okay OP, as long as you've fucked a few.

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Lube. Lots of lube.

Good your palms sweaty anyways

You'll get to bang lots of war women though, for free. Just don't die and you'll smash tons of pussy.

I think you're right. I will try. I just got my driving license, why wouldn't i manage to get a woman to sit on my face?! HAH! Your words, I needed them! I shall experience the fragrance of a women from up close and nothing will hold me back, the sweet note of pussy will pluck on my olfactory organs like a skilled Japanese musician on his Koto instrument.
Truly, the fragrance will be like a symphony, every note will be delight and together, ECSTASY!

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Good.

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Kek. Bretty sure this was was created to weed out the low value males and incels.

Just rinse out a tuna can and fill it with ice tea. Viola, eau du pussy

You will only die without it of your own volition. Even an unemployed person like me can get enough money to fuck whores. A prostitute in my town costs basically 29,41 US dollars

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how to be saved from hellfire and go to heaven when you die:
youtube.com/watch?v=bpOv_kvk4M8&t=1s&ab_channel=BaptistBiblePreaching

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That only works if she's Christian too, retard.

at least you’ll get to hold god’s hand

>29,41 US dollars
What does that convert to in bananas?

you've never held your mother's hand, user?

150 reais

I just took a very long shit, easily 19 inches. What do you think?

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Yes you can do it user. You just need to build up your confidence.
Personally I am done with whores for now. I am going back to femboys. Less drama. I don't care if you call me a fag. Fuck you and fuck every jew on earth.

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Just survive fren
most of the modern wormen are not women
that makes 80% of the planet in the same situation, but they need to feel shame for whoring with whores
so do survive, this is a winder for all of us
and maybe there are families for us later on, or maybe we are ascetic monks by fate
either way
remain and teach the next generation not to do