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Do Americans really?
Thomas Cooper
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Brody Robinson
It's a fake article made up by some journalist to generate outrage clicks, and no they don't, and also sage.
Jonathan Sanchez
No, real Americans like me bring guns into restaurants
Ryder Myers
No
Gabriel Rodriguez
I bring a gun instead.
John Miller
fucking 10/10 irl shitpost if true.
Elijah Howard
lol i wish it was real, we need more legit clowns in clown world
unfortunately like everything on reddit it's fake and gay
Parker Morris
based af
Eli Morgan
Not true, I always bring an extra container of ranch and blue cheese with me, though. Sometimes restaurants can be extra shiesty with dipping sauces and I’m never caught with me dick out anymore because of the condiments I conceal carry.
Caleb Ramirez
Ryder Perry
>DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!!!!
Take my order, Wagie!!!
Gavin Nguyen
Reading tabloids are you
Samuel Carter
What a wanker. I bring a megaphone and say "Hey sugar tits, where's my fucking food!"
Noah Rivera
god I wish that was acceptable culture
Julian Wood
Na we bring our guns
Bentley Wilson
I guess that's where we got word "bellhop"
Andrew Long
I've had people honk at me with their cars from outside expecting me to cater to them on their fucking asses while having their cars at idle.
Daniel Walker
I have a bell I ring when my wife needs to come give me a blowjob.
Zachary Ross
>a woman
>told reddit
>this is our article about it
Jordan Sanchez
>A screencap of a dailymail article of a reddit post
Samuel Cruz
Bongs, bings, and dings
Nolan Myers
This is not true because if it were you'd see nigger waitresses complaining about it all over twitter and facebook and reddit and whatever the fuck
Daniel Collins
I always wheel in a full scale replica of the liberty bell.
Elijah Edwards
Uh, not fake. I was given my service bell, a pewter one, when I turned 12. Were you not given the traditional service bell when you were young? How do you get your servants' attention?
Thomas Morales
>I have a bell I ring when my wife needs to come give me a blowjob.
Well done user
Benjamin Hughes
user...he's of low socioeconomic lineage. A....poor.
Carson Sanders
this
Jace Ortiz
>woman
>reddit
>American bf
>Rhett
William Cruz
"yanks are uncouth" articles are as quintessentially British as Paki Semen in a brown betty at tea time
Daniel James
I hate shooting those. Always a couple beers away from a 9mm hole though my palm.
Sebastian Davis
BASED
Ryan Powell
BASED
Daniel Cox
Fake as fuck. We have not, nor have we ever used bells to get the attention of staff. Unless it's like a reception bell at a front counter.
The usual acceptable way of getting attention is to hold your arm up and try to make eye contact with your waiter or waitress.
Now there was one time I was being ignored for like 15 minutes trying to get a drink refill, so I started making this obnoxious slurping noise with the straw, shaking the ice in the glass as loud as I could and then slamming it back down on the table. I did that about 2 or 3 times before the manager came over and apologized and got my drink refilled.
Charles Price
She wasn't ashamed, she was mad that one man had all that power. He should have made her ring it for service.
Nathaniel Jones
I bring an uzi. I don't need a bell though. I just clank my massive brass balls on the table and bellow like an elk during mating season.
Carson Ross