Are there any other prison-anons out there on this board?

nah, I'm free to leave whenever I want

Prisons are not as tight as you'd believe. He also probably isn't in a supermax.

What did you get jammed up for?

you have no clue what american prison is like, we have cell phones just like everyone else in here. just go on tiktok and search #prisontok and you’ll see

It’s mostly niggers that beg for money on there though, I’m just here to shitpost since my sentence is only just over a year

Cost me $650 to get this iPhone SE in here and costs another $200 per month for a fucking $45 straight talk unlimited plan but at least I won’t go insane

What should my first prison tattoo be?

Post timestamp in your cell or you're lying

I'll die in prison and I've come to terms with that. In the meantime, I will salt every bit of the earth I've set foot upon.

That capitol shit was an embarrassing disgrace and you should have known your retard-in-chief was gunna throw you under the bus. That said, good luck with the niggers, user. No one deserves that shit.

This.

this

How is the pussy in prison? No one ever brings it up.

Adolf Hitler portrait.

it's pretty shitty

Beat you to it Forsberg.

Ownership, production and distribution of zoophile porn.
They busted me with 11tb of prime content before I could microwave the hdds.
Someone ratted me out. Luckily they couldnt prove how much money I made so my sentence was lowered. Thanks monero...

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Not in prison right now but did 2 years. Just do your time and stay away from all the bs and everything should be all good. Keep your head I know how it sucks

>austria
yeah, not surprised at all

this

I read an article from the lawyer of one of the J6 guys alleging that they were being horribly mistreated in prison. Kind of seemed like he was talking it up, though. Do you feel like you're being treated fairly (besides the fact that your charges are bullshit)?

What are prison conditions in Canada like?

are you White?

timestamp pic or it didn't happen

checked and kek'ed.

isn’t any, some guys harass the female police but they’re all niggers so I don’t want anything to do with it

They say you have more opportunities out at the farm though

I’ll post a timestamp after 6eastern when shift change happens, I can’t really move much because they have CCTV in our cells here and need to hide behind my pillow with my phone to even type this

not good my man unless you got a wife. then the conjugal visit makes things pretty bearable.
lotta gay sex, fapping and simping over literal orc looking security guards. bless them tho, they gave me lotta happy hours by providing some mental material for masturbation.

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>11tb

How many fucking animals did you bone ?

I believe you, user. Did you have any idea what the consequences would be of going that day? Looked like feds plus people that got caught up in the moment and led astray.

This is a gay fednigger intimidation LARP.

A rooster head on shoulder.
A rooster, very colorful bird with quite a temper will show everyone that you are not to be messed with.

did 18months for getting my 4th dui. Spent my time working in the kitchen and reading books. i made some decent friends in there, one in particular and I still go see him and put money on his commissary.

Hey bro, sorry to see you're fucked.
What on earth made you think protesting in this idiot fascist shithole of a country would do any good in the first place? Did you somehow forget the brutal beatdowns on protestors from the Iraq War to the Occupy movement before you?
Have you wised up in prison a bit?
How do you feel about the Jewnited States of Gaymerica now?

as pale as it can get but after spending time in prison I cant help but feel like a subhuman...

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why so many dude??

this is some gay shorthand isn't it?

I was treated poorly in the county jails I was transferred to during my trial. I was considered “high profile” just because of where my charges originated so I was housed with pedos and old farts who were dying basically
It doesn’t sound that bad but these people are all in medical distress so it’s constant screaming, constant shit/piss smell, and everyone else in the jail just assumes you’re a pedi since you’re young and housed with the pedos

Also since I wasn’t a pedo I was not allowed to fraternize with them so my cell inside of my dorm was kept locked for half of the day every day until the pedos were sent to go work. Only once they were gone was I allowed out to stretch my legs and play chess/cards but the only people left to play games with were all invalids

I did a weekend for a DUI once. Can I hang out with you guys

why so many dui's? because I was a partying binge drinker who didn't give a fuck. I've been sober for 5 years.

It's an obvious LARP. OP is a fed trying to convince everyone that the situation is hopeless and that they'll be arrested for protesting.

I'm reporting you to the co

enjoy solitary and no commissary faggot

Thank you for your service.

>What should my first prison tattoo be?
Niggers literally tongue my anus

not really. you don't get a good idea of lockdown until you're sentenced to at least a year.

hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahah

>prison-anons
did ur cheeks get clapp'd?

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I had no idea. I made it all the way back to my home state then got knocks at both my front, rear, and side doors all at the same time

Luckily I had a camera system and wasn’t home but when I checked my cameras I saw the deputies/Marshalls and asked who they were there for through the intercom function and they showed me the warrant. I was on my way home from work and just turned myself in thinking it would only be questioning
I haven’t been free since

Depends where you are.i was in bordeaux in Montreal.a pretty shitty prison that is 100 years old contaminated with asbestos and shit.some dude that I was doing time with told me he done time in Kentucky and that if he could do his time there instead of being where we we're he would go straight there without hesitation .frequent shanking and everything.theres two types of sentences here.state prison,which is less then 2 years after sentencing and federal prison (penitentiary) for sentences more than 2 years.vid related happens frequently there
youtu.be/BDZR1z5Lz6s

>he didnt get pedo privileges
lel

But seriously, sorry to hear you went through that, it pretty much corroborates the lawyer statement I read. How do the prisoners at your current facility view your charges? Any respect, or do they think you're kind of stupid for getting locked up on glorified trespassing charges?

damn

this what's with the glowniggers recently? it's like their getting ready for something

did you not consider stocking up for your benders and blacking out at home?

But they will be arrested for protesting. That's Gaymerica now. Unless they're a nigger. And of course only if the protests inconvenience somebody, if they're just walking in circles nobody will pay any attention to them at all.

I never have been in jail but I must recommend you to get a ton of books, seems like a perfect situation to read

not sure what the weather is like in Kentucky in the summer, but I did my time southern florida. I would take a cold ass prison cell over that heat any day.

This is one of the oddest glow nigger posts I have seen in a while. It's like its got this weird mix of cope and projection along feminine argued lines. Noticed how the insults are automatically implied, rather than said as an actual insult. It's because this glow niggers is most likely a 300 pound 37 year fur mommy who will down a pint of haggen dazz of choco chunki monki while sipping on a wine cooler seething at the lonely void that is her pathetic life.

Look at this majestic beast

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if you mean I’m in the federal penitentiary then yes I am a fednigger
I’m not trying to intimidate you faggots, when I get out I will go right back to doing what I do
I’m MORE galvanized here because I have learned that there is a HUGE underground network of far right white nationalists who are mobilizing … something

Never thought it'd be that bad, with all the libs in the government there.

nope. I didn't drink alone, it wasn't my thing. I liked to be out socializing, hanging with the ladies and my bros.