Finnish skiier was in China skieing in an attempt to win olympic medal.
After 50 kilometer trip he said to the media "my penis just got froze".
Then a German male came and gave him a bag of chemicals which will warm up a genital region when you squeeze the bag so that it makes a popping sound. Then a chemical reaction begins.
Finnish man put the bag in his trousers and it was soon warm.
The penis trouble was mentioned in many international news and on Facebook and in Twitter.
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I GUESS YOU CAN SAY
HE CAME FIRST
>gave him a bag of chemicals which will warm up a genital region when you squeeze the bag so that it makes a popping sound.
Did you have a fucking stroke
Why aren't white people immune to cold?
Moshe go help you Mohel Rabbi sodomize a baby boy.
We are just more resistant to it, could I throw you in the sun and you'd be okay?
I want to hate you, but I can’t. The way you formulate your sentences is so hilarious i can’t help but love you guys. Is this your masterplan
Is that Stephen King in a wig?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT
A Finnish man and a Russian man go to a sauna, the russian man dies.
I can survive 50°C.
Is this a ww2 joke?
I am a mutt but have white skin. 0 Celsius and above is t-shirt weather
Benis :DDD
We are.
This finnish faggot was circumsized, thats why his dick froze
What a surprise, you do something unnatural to your body, unnatural things happen
OH NO NO NO DON'T SAY THIS
never change finland
XDDDDDDD
No, it's a relatively recent incident.
bbc.com
Two retards decided to cook themselves alive to find out who was manlier.
The sun is at least 100°C though
Teh frosden benis :DDD
No, it literally happened on the sauna world championship
At least he can take solace in the fact that he had the biggest cock in the competition.
>Then a German male came and gave him a bag of chemicals which will warm up a genital region
WTF is wrong with germans. First scat porn now chemical penis heaters
Fingols are immune to sauna
Can you survive a bathroom?
>post hrt david bowie
>george lucas in the background
Fuggg :DDD
how the hell is a sauna championship rated?
>a bag of chemicals which will warm up a genital region when you squeeze the bag so that it makes a popping sound
That's called a pocket warmer, Timo.
KEK
>penis
Why does anyone use words like this? Is 'dick' actually a bad word? It's like when people call shit 'feces'. That's fucking disgusting. Just call it 'shit'. The words that are considered acceptible words are always so cringe. One time Bill O'Reilly interviewed ICP and confronted them for asking a teenage fan if "his balls dropped yet" at an instore meet & greet. So instead of saying balls. O'reilly said "You asked a teenage fan if his 'testicles' dropped?". Yes asking a teenager if his testicles dropped is weird and gross but balls is a normal word and ounds like a joke. The acceptible words are the gross and offensive ones. The curse words are fine.
Well, Fug :DDDDDD DD
Whoever gives up first. Both of them were juiced to their gills with painkiller and some silicone on their skin. Russian guy died and the Finn got severe burns all around his body, but won the championship-
only if you hear Säkkijärven Polkka playing in the background
Neither Cold nor heat cause harm to the perpetually shirtless anglo masterace
Even my bathroom is hotter than this.
perkele lol