/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #72

TWO MORE WEEKS / NOTHING EVER HAPPENS POSTERS ETERNALLY BTFO

PUTIN IS SHOWING HIS FINAL FORM RIGHT THIS SECOND

HE'S CURRENTLY ADDRESSING THE NATION AND GIVING A HISTORY LESSON

HE JUST CALLED UKRAINE RUSSIAN LAND AND SAID HE WILL SHOW THEM REAL "DECOMMUNISATION"

CONFIRMS HIT LIST - SAYS HE KNOWS THEIR NAMES AND WILL HUNT THEM DOWN

UKRAINE DECLARING MARTIAL LAW

Latest:
>Large explosion near the self proclaimed Government of Luhansk HQ.
>Russian stocks down 14%
>Russia says they prevented a violation of the border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>U.S. informs United Nations it has credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning for Russia

Ongoing:
>LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion.
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Kremlin: "NATO's supply of weapons to Ukraine pushes it to solve the crisis in Donbass militarily."

Many videos being posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1495116865521258497

>More than 700,000 civilians in the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1494732885768744969

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PEEPEE POOPOO CYKA BLYAT

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

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he's going to keep speaking until 2/22/22 22:22:22 when it happens, isn't he?

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DIGITS AN WE DON'T SURVIVE

War status?

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war

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Longest war speech ever

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GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN
>GEORGE FLOYD IS ALBANIAN

3 minutes

CHAOS

>AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
>AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
>AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
>AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR
AND FOR THESE REASONS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT WAR

>US starts WW3 with russia
>China gets involved and RUS + CN rape the US
>no more NWO
based???

niggers tongue my anus

Putin is the king of foreplay, 30 minutes and still hasn't gotten to the point

This whole speech reads like something you'd see here, is he... dare I say, one of us?

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WAR STONKS

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Can't Putin and the Ukraine man and NATO just have make up sex and then things might be better, it's worth a try

hes gonna nuke us

OMG OMG ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY ROLEPLAYING SESSIONS PRETENDING TO BE A GENERAL FROM THE COMFORT OF MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT IN HEARTS OF IRON 4!!!! THIS HAPPENING WILL SURELY GET ME OUT OF MY MOMS BASEMENT AND FULFILL MY ENDLESS DAYDREAMING SESSIONS OF BEING A RENOWNED MILITARY GENERAL AND POLITICAL LEADER!!!

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THE LIBERATORS ARE ALREADY LIBERATING MY CAT

I'm not even listening anymore

>"THIS IS LIKE HAVING A KNIFE AGAINST OUT THROAT"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROS THIS IS IT

how many nuclear bombs have exploded? 1? 2?

This is ganna be bullish for crypto.
Ukrainian dollar is worthless now!

Ukrainians and russians switch your currency now!!

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based

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Nothing will happen, HAPPENING FAGS eternally BTFO

>KNIFE AGAINST OUR THROAT
KNIFE AGAINST OUR THROAT
>KNIFE AGAINST OUR THROAT
KNIFE AGAINST OUR THROAT

And they said that nothing ever happens. But we believed in Kek and Kek delivers.

FOUR
TO
FIVE
MINUTES

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

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SOLAR PUTIN IS ON
LUNAR PUTIN NEVER AGAIN
THE BEAR HAS AWAKENED

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Russia invades, soldiers become broke while spending money on Ukranian only fans pages.

IS IT FUCKING HAPPENING OR NOT? TELL ME NOW.

turn this speech into a copy pasta later pls

Who had nuclear war on their bingo sheet?

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ITS HAPPENING

saved!

GOD SAVE RUSSIA

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POST YOUR LIBERATOR FACE

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>They might use Tomahawks!
PUTIN JUST DECLARED WAR ON NAVAJO NATION!

If Russia stops at the Dniepr, the international community will sigh out of relief.

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memeing aside im scared rn bros

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>putin crying for 40+ min non stop
Wew what an epic leader lads....

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

WTF IS THIS AUTISTIC CUNT EVEN RANTING ABOUT

READY TO DIE IN UKRAINE WESTERNIGGERS?

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Zakarpatia is destroyed from what I gather

Этa peчь, Гocпoди. Пyтин этo чтo-тo.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HOLYSHIT HE'S JUST SEETHING AT THIS POINT

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AUSTRIA APPROVES.

I don't think he's reading from a speech, this is a pure stream of conciousness schizo rant

kek is this true? was it supposed to be 5 minutes?

someone tell me what's going on. I just woke up

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a fellow PEE PEE POO POO poster, based

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>file size 2TB

>WW3 declared
>No sticky

Why are muttmods like this

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He is going to push the button after this?

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this speech is turning into a declaration of war

WAAAAAAAAAAAR

Sopa de Schizo...

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kek

HOLY SHIT DECOMMUNISATION JUST FLEW OVER ME HOUSE

Ukrainian nuclear weapons and tomahawk ballistic missle speed

balkanbros are safe

DONBAST CALLS FOR AID AND RUSSIA HAS ANSWERED

ENDGAME SOON LADS

so why aren't they fighting here?

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Hohol fuckface imagine?

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20 years of pent up anger from the West.

None of this means shit until Buck Tardwater confirms it.

If he starts talking about jannies then we'll know for sure

I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

thats too memetic to be real

Sorry Ukraine bros

>Putin going full schizo
Kek

ye

AIRSTRIKES ON UKRANIAN MILITARY POSITIONS WILL BEGIN TONIGHT. THIS IS A WAR SPEECH.

IF YOU LIVE NEAR STRATEGIC UKRANIAN MILITARY POSITIONS IN EASTERN UKRAINE, LEAVE NOW.

no, I was memeing on the 'nuclear missiles can hit moscow in 4-5 minutes' thing he said

>someone tell me what's going on. I just woke up
Putin's making a formal declaration of war on Ukraine.

Nothing ever happens
Now, sneed faggot.

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press F for ukraine and S for the modern world

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LESS TALKING MORE INVADINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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PUTIN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

WE ALL SURVIVE, EXCEPT FOR UKRAINE, CHECK'EM

Imagine if he just gives the world a history lesson and doesn't declare war

long time to talk without a drink

Imagine Biden talking for this long. I wonder how long would it take him to derail and start going on a tangent about stories of Hunter, crack cocaine and underage girls.

Literally talking about the scenario of missiles away. I'm digging a shelter in my garden tonight.

I DON'T WANNA DIE! AAAA USA I BEG YOU KILL HIM! CIA PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

INB4: He talks about this shit up to 4am 22.02.2022

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THREAD THEME
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>THREAD THEME
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lame

>i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE
i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE
>i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE
i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE
>i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE
i HAVE POOPOO IN MY PEEPEE

IT'S OVER

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>Just one more thing Mr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian constitution says that it won't allow foreign military bases on its soil, but those foreign training bases sure seem awful military don't they?

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THE ONLY REASON HE IS TALKING FOR SO LONG IS BECAUSE HE IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE ENTIRETY OF UKRAINA AND BELARUS

Dey hea.

War