You don’t have the balls to go to McDonald’s today and order a shamrock shake

You can get Irish cream straight from the cock

NIGGA WHAT FLAVOR IS THE SHAKE?

shamrock shake is the most delicious "food" product ever invented

time to gain another 10 lbs

WHERE IS THE SHAMEROCK user WHO FILLS HIS FREEZER FULL OF THESE. I NEED HIS WISDOM

God I've been here too long.

Vanilla Reduced Fat Ice Cream
Ingredients:
>Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono and Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.

Oreo Cookie Pieces
Ingredients:
>Unbleached Enriched Flour (wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate [vitamin B1], Riboflavin [vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Sugar, Palm And/or Canola Oil, Cocoa (processed With Alkali), Invert Sugar, Leavening (baking Soda And/or Calcium Phosphate), Onions Lecithin, Salt, Chocolate, Natural Flavor.

Shamrock McFlurry Syrup
Ingredients:
>High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Water, Glycerin, Contains 2% Or Less: Natural Flavor, Xantham Gum, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Yellow 5, Blue 1.

kys

You're fat aren't you

You have to show up with shoe polish smudged on your face, dressed like Conan O'Brien talk with an Irish accent. Say you crave it more than whiskey or a good screw. Tell them if they don't comply you'll go IRA on them.

Nah I’m as thin as a pole, I can eat as much garbage as I want and not get fat like Shaggy.

Yes. Before you order you have to enter dire dire docks and collect 100 gold coins and spin around on the ship counter-clockwise 64 times to unlock this green delicacy.

>Vitamin A Palmitate
>Thiamine Mononitrate
What's the problem? It's good for you.

This still does not explain anything. You said nothing about flavor or content. From the picture in OP I can assume there is a oreo variant. Until told otherwise I will assume the ingredients are as follows:milk, sugar, artificial coloring, maybe some artificial fruit flavoring, corn syrup, corn starch, fake sugar. I assume the flavor is the famed american “pure sugar flavor”

that means you have AIDS

WHAT
IS
THE
FLAVOR

Ah there we go

counter:

Everyone should go and ask for a Harlem shake and then when they ask wha tthat is have VAXSHAKE

The Irish do use all the beastly behaviour that may be, they oppress all men, they spoil as well the subject, as the enemy; they steal, they are cruel and bloody, full of revenge, and delighting in deadly execution, licentious, swearers and blasphemers, common ravishers of women, and murderers of children. Do you really want their Dr. Jekyll drinks?

leprechaun jizz

I don't eat garbage.

WHAT
IS
THE
FLAVOR??

>You don’t have the balls to go to McDonald’s today and order a shamrock shake

Make Shit Green Again! MSGA!@

Why does McDonalds ice cream and shakes get consistently worse each year? When I was a kid the shakes were thick and awesome. Now they are weirdly syrupy, cum like consistency.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

WHAT IS THE FLAVOR OF THE DAMN SHAKE?

Kill yourself fatty

I’ve been boycotting McD’s since it came out that they serve human meat. There’s a radio interview with a rabbi where he spills the beans. Don’t believe me? Have you ever seen a jew at a McDonalds? Why do they only eat kosher meat from kosher butchers? Think.

Semen and oreo. Just like your childhood.

It’s a vanilla shake with a mild addition of mint flavoring.

The shake is dyed light green with food coloring

WHAT
IS
THE
GODDAMN
FLAVOR
OF
THIS
KANKER
SHAKE

You're probably being serious right now

I don't have the health to handle it. Eosinophilic colitis is a bitch. I miss dairy, among many things, so fucking much.

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sugar would fill half that glass. crystalized sugar. no liquid. thats how much sugar is in one of those kidney/endocrine bombs.

mint vanilla

kek

gangrene with a hint of existential suffering.

I tried one and it tasted like fucking toothpaste you retard

>It’s a vanilla shake with a mild addition of mint flavoring.
That's it??? All this talk by Amerisharts for a fucking vanilla mint shake? AAAAHHHHH

I'm imagining that OP is some low-level marketing agent for McD's whose about to make a big presentation in the future of online guerilla marketing and that this thread will be published in a case study read by students for years to come

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I-is this a peppermint Oreo? Why can't we have those nice things?

McDolan's is for reptoids and no one else

I've never wanted one

This.
I personally tried both and they taste the same.

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Hot damn they gave these again? Holy shit I'm getting one via McDelivery when my shift ends.

Who knew having a high metabolism would be sought after?

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nasty mix of cheap fat sugar and chemical flavors, yum goy slop

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Lmfao

You think that's bad, you should hear about the McRib

>that'll be $10.35 and would you like to donate to Black Lives Matter?
let's go Brandon

>Holy shit I'm getting one via McDelivery when my shift ends.
kek based retardwalmartanon

>Not clipping up the stairs backwards to get a shamrock shake any time you want.
YANGMI

Arby's mint shakes are far better.

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cool science experiment. why do they want us to be so disgusting? why not just ice cream with mint. i fucking hate this world

Even more so than actual food? I'd probably pick a steak and salad.

why in the name of god would you spoil a good shake with mint.
incomprehensible

imagine bragging about sucking a off a midget behind a Centra

based

>retardwalmartanon
How so? I don't have a car to get to McDonald's across town.

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Their shake and ice cream machines are almost never working. But why would you go to McDonalds for anything. Fuck them and their golden arches.

i wish they did more shit like this here

Stop going when the store closes within the hour

Romance takes many forms, m'lady.

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tis!

I hate mint flavoring. Spearmint that is, peppermint is ok. Still wouldnt eat it if it was peppermint.

Actually its Irish pussy flavored

>I don't have a car to get to McDonald's across town.
Because you waste your money on overpriced single serve fast food and the added markup delivery charges - its a vicious cycle of being dumb and poor.

THIS

I heard their ice cream machines are hard to clean, which means they probably aren't.

waffle niggers have brain damage