/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #55

Latest:
>Russian National Security Council live now: youtu.be/HSJsSxgsRVM
>According to Russia, Russian military and border guards prevented a violation of the border by a sabotage and reconnaissance group from Ukraine, 5 violators were killed. The Russian military also destroyed two infantry fighting vehicles of the Ukrainian army.
>Explosions, artillery fire heard in Donetsk airport area
>Sirens activated in Lugansk
>DPR has officially requested Russian military assistance against Ukraine
>Shchastya (Ukrainian controlled) is without heating, power and water after shelling a few minutes ago
>U.S. informs United Nations it has credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>Russian Ministry of Defence announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia
>US tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning for Russia

Ongoing:
>LPR and DPR are claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking the Republics
>US officials say Russian military officials have been given order to go ahead with invasion.
>Tensions in Donbass escalated to the maximum, any spark or minor provocation can lead to irreparable consequences - Senior Russian official Peskov
>Universal mobilization announced on the territory of self-proclaimed republics of Donbass.
>Kremlin: "NATO's supply of weapons to Ukraine pushes it to solve the crisis in Donbass militarily."

Many videos being posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1495116865521258497

>More than 700,000 civilians in the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic to be evacuated to Russia
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1494732885768744969

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RULES OF NATURE

happening

I can't stand watching a MANLET.

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>recognition of Donbass republics on the table if the situation doesn't improve
>Duma overwhelmingly voted to recognize republics

>genocide

what a load of shit

Reminder we are on Happening level 3

Level 2 is for when the Russians *actually* invade

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It actually happened.

GENOCIDE

this bitch needs a fat cock in her tight asshole

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THE RUSSIANS ARE ALREADY RAPING UKRAINIAN WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing will happen delusional warmongering mongols

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eбaть вac бyдeм, cвиньи

thread moving so fast no one will notice I'm gay

GENOCIDE, SHELLING OF DNR BY UKRAINE

Here we go. This is it.

Putin looks sleepy.

It looks like its actually happenong

ITS HAPPENING

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Comfy happening

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>Genocide

it's over...

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Missiles on Washington tomorrow 22222 check

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SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK

it's over bros

IT'S HABBENING

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Putin literally doing a palpatine making every decision solo and this is all for show.

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Russia is going to annex east Ukraine in the next hour. BE READY FAGGOTS

ANNEXATION AND INVASION SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED.

Faggot

Aaaaa why does it seem that 2ch.hk is run from a single computer in someone's basement
So slow

>NO ONE LISTENDED TO US

Do it Putin you faggot, my balls are so god damn blue

There won't be a war, user.

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NGL I would

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>Genocide, shelling and defaulted pensions.

it is literally unironically happening

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god this board has become completely dominated by literal children. this speech has just confirmed that NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, since Putin is just going to annex the eastern regions. There will be no war you fucking idiots

Today's the day
only question is whether East Ukraine will be defended or if they'll just let them have it

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Are you not entertained?!

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I-I probably should go get my Ukrainian online-gf while there's still time, a-anons...

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twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1495742643606855688

Habening just flew over my house :D

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WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW

t.me/intelslava

t.me/intelslava

t.me/intelslava

I saw. Kill yourself degenerate

>puppets from the kiev regime
kek

>FAT RUSSIAN HILLARY CLINTON APPEARED

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they pulled a iraq on ukraine

Oh wow Russia as literally the only country in the world will officially recognise some self proclaimed republics not much larger than my hometown
Now what?

>KIEV PUPPET REGIME

If only you listen

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This broad looks like Doloranya Umbridgovic.

thats how the georgian war in 2008 started you moron

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STATE DUMA HAS
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ITT: youtube.com/watch?v=wyx-RUBQxMQ

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Poklonskaya really let herself go

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YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS FROM HAPPENING

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And Ukraini isn’t going to attack ?

zoomers want a happening in their lifetimes so bad. nothing's going to happen zoomers, you're going to be stuck in your mother's basement for the rest of your life, and this so-called "happening" won't get you out of there, nor will it be something to write home about.

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2/22/22

>She mentioned Biden's quid quo pro

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I dont know what that is but I want to fuck it

kek

Every thread.

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Of course they're not going to attack. They're not fucking suicidal, kek.

You are a child with no knowledge of relevant history.

Mood
youtube.com/watch?v=TiCBkCL27rU

Invasion by who? Russia? Everyone in the DPR/LPR loves Russia. It’ll essentially be the Anschluss again

There will never be another National Socialist nation ever again boomer

Nostradamus predicted tthis

I was thinking the same thing. Putin also said earlier that they are looking for peaceful solution.

Looks like this news article was correct from yesterday

>Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is hoping Russia will recognise the self-proclaimed Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics, since this would enable him to avoid implementing the political portion of the Minsk Agreements, Strana.ua reports, citing sources close to the Ukrainian presidential administration.

>Kiev has no plans for direct negotiations with the Donbass breakaway regions, and seeks to avoid making changes to Ukraine’s Constitution to provide them with a special autonomous status, as required by the Minsk deal, sources say.

>“[The administration] considers recognition of the ‘republics’ by Russia to be a very good option, since this will bury the Minsk Agreements so disliked by the Ukrainian authorities. This is also why Zelenskyy has no desire to move to advance Minsk II [the 2015 agreement containing the political reform requirements]. On the contrary, there is a desire to drag the process out until Russia recognises the DPR and the LNR and the problem resolves itself,” one source indicated.

THIS.

This woman speaking looks like a fucking martian or something. Weird. Eerie. Non-human.

>Russia annexes the two richest provinces of Ukraine
>nothing will happen
LOL anglos are truly retarded

They vote to join Russia retard. Meaning annexed

AND THE FIRE'S HOT

WHY IS PUTIN SO COMFY AND SNUG BROS

Are you guys ahead of me? You guys are talking about stuff from the future. Is my stream behind?

What are your arguments
(totally not trying to make you post more cute feet pics)

no they won't. Ukraine isn't going to risk being annexed over two regions they already lost

>Chad Russia will annex territory from another country twice in less than a decade when such an event was thought basically a relic of the early 20th century and would never occur again

CHECKED

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I can feel the happening in my veins

They want a happening so bad that the start prematurely ejaculating over fucking nothing like formal annexation of Donbass.

am ded

are you fucking stupid or something. Russia did the same thing back in 2008, saying they would annex Abkhazia and Ossentia before the war began with georgia the following days. Retard.

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so it's actually happening huh?
i'm going to die a virgin...

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THE PEOPLE OF DONBAS ARE MY CHILDREN, BIDEN. I AM THEIR PROECTOR.

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low and behold

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>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

>Russian stock market drops 12% as Putin chairs urgent meeting on Ukraine
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495774348015292423

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Annexing disputed territories from another country is a happening. Even if they don’t take all of Ukraine it’s still a happening.
We may also see some more “convenient” attacks by Ukrainian forces on peacekeeping Russian troops trying to protect the borders of their newly annexed territories.

America will have agents lobbing shit at the Russians on hey want the war doesn’t matter what Ukraine thinks or does

refresh the live user

2 more hours

That's a cute catgirl.

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Can you feel it?

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Kremlin rats.

Well that's lame and not a happening.

Russia already controls them but nobody recognizes it. What difference does it make to formally annex them like Crimea.

Dude that's literally how Georgia War started Russians pushed all the way to Tbilisi to end it

THE MOTION WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROCKS

The fastest stream is in Russian.

Wow when is that gonna happen kike? 2027?

This bitch speaking sounds like a Any Forumslack

I wish.

Dmytro Kuleba, Ukraine Minister of Foreign Affairs, having the cope of the month:

>No, Ukraine did NOT:
>Attack Donetsk or Luhansk
>Send saboteurs or APCs over the Russian border
>Shell Russian territory
>Shell Russian border crossing
>Conduct acts of sabotage

>Ukraine also does NOT plan any such actions.

>Russia, stop your fake-producing factory now.

twitter.com/DmytroKuleba/status/1495755876422111234

So you forgot 2008

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There is no turning back now
You could have prevented this

>annexed
It is secession

2+2+2+2+2=10

Does russian 2ch has Any Forums board?
I assume not since nobody has money in russia.

Shut the fuck up GCHQ, shlomo is correct.

Post more I want to fuck her until I have no cum left in my balls

>FORCING UKRAINE TO PISS

Its not the USSR coming back, sovcuck.

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WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?

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>recognition of Donbass republics on the table IF the situation doesn't improve

don't you happooners know what the word "if" means?!

Nostradamus, and Notre Dame, two different things completely.

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The bots here already have the script of how it's going to play out and they need to convince normal Any Forums speakers that this is somehow a good thing. That's why.

the happening is finally happening shiiieeeeeeeeet

GOD SAVE THE TSAR

>It is secession
it is a sensation

>бaндepoвцы
Hy блять пpям 2012.

>followers of Banderas

KEK

> I assume
Not your best ability.

Я HEHABИЖУ AHTИХPИCTA
>Я HEHABИЖУ ПЫHЮ
Я HEHABИЖУ AHTИХPИCTA
>Я HEHABИЖУ ПЫHЮ
Я HEHABИЖУ AHTИХPИCTA
>Я HEHABИЖУ ПЫHЮ
Я HEHABИЖУ AHTИХPИCTA
>Я HEHABИЖУ ПЫHЮ

Kek this woman looks like Hillary Clinton.

Also:
>they speak Russian therefore they’re Russian and pls give us the heckin land

This isn’t an argument. Then England could claim every English speaking country as theirs.

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woah!
and what could that mean?

Fuck I want to see russia completely curbstomp the holols, it will be glorious.

>don't you happooners know what the word "if" means?!
in russian political language, "if" means "we're going in"

Bobby are you stoopid?

Me on my way to dinner

Unfathomably based.

>Crying babushkas, muh kids crying in basement!

based, amen

Kino, if only America was a chad again


>Implying Jewtin wants to restore the Neo-Russian Empire
Anything the chances of a new RSFSR coming back only gets higher.
>inb4 MonSoc

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THREAD THEME
youtu.be/rHomETco0MI

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>I assume not since nobody has money in russia.
>the flag
Why do you still have the old flag user?

Wrong flag

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Nukes are off the table, but what is the chance that Russia will use Chemical or Biological weapons?

1010 = 2 times 10

Shut your god damn mouth criminal sub human, NOTHING will happen you turbo autists.

9/11 style false flag incoming
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DIGITS DECIDES WHAT IS THE SHOT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD

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1+0=1

I guess the script here is
>Putin: Nah guys, we totally can't recognize the separatists, I won't do it!
>Everyone else: you should do it
>Putin: Okay, my hands are tied, I am the elected president and must listen to my elected government, let's do it.

Remember the iraqi army murdering newborn children in Kuwait?

I expected nothing to happen and 'buy low stonks'

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It's Happening

MAKE NEW FLAG

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They have such an overwhelming advantage conventionally they don't need to use them.

By fire be purged

>muh old women and children
who are they acting for. no one is buying it, just go in and stop embarassing yourself.

>THE TIME HAS COME

>sorry if I'm being emotional
why are women?

I need to take a break and NOW it's happening?

I feel sleepy guys, you too? *yawn* time for a nap, this is a nothingburger just leave the thread

> We have to make a decision.

What.

A.

Fucking.

Theatre.

Eating a chicken wrap while the world is about to burn

WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE
>WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE

WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE
>WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE

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>WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE

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>WHAT WRONG HAVE WE DONE TO UKRAINE

That lady talks too much

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1+0=,,I,,,

Ain't happening nigger

Have any of you ever wanted to fuck Bugs Bunny in drag?

Nukes on 2/22/22
Tomorrow.

If they invaded, they would not need to. Russia could win in Ukraine using completely conventional and legal means.

THE TIME HAS COME
>THE TIME HAS COME
THE TIME HAS COME
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THE TIME HAS COME
>THE TIME HAS COME
THE TIME HAS COME
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this kind of emotional pressure is very effective on boomers and women

>fag flag
>1 post
Leave tranny

These kinds of weapons were scrapped 20 years ago

rutards I'm very sorry I don't want to kill but you insist

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is that saying VK is down 33%?

based
russia has done nothing wrong

Can't wait to see Nazbols in Kiev

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AAAAHHHH

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new Russian attack plans leaked

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why do the bring this fat ugly whore don't they have some hot eyecandy politician?

Eat shit like you already do. Literally.

>god this board has become completely dominated by literal children
that was always obvious

So after 2 months of saber rattling and 200000 troops put on the borders, after getting fucking ZERO concessions from NATO, Russia will just formally annex two regions that it already rules anyway?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Fucking complete and total nothing-burger.

There are 3 pics in that set, here's the last one (first one, chronologically)

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They got a mommy milf school teacher to apeal to muh values and morals the men can't talk about that as it would make them look like faggots.

>дeти плaчyт в пoдвaлe

Could Zyuganov be pulling the strings?

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JUST START THE FRIKIN WAR ALREADY

>Crimea voluntarily joined the Russian EMPIRE

FUCKING DECLARE WAR ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

THE TIME HAS COME

They're copying the humanitarian justifications that America used its wars in order to prevent them calling BS

average person responds not to facts but to rhetoric

mutts in 2003: iraq has mass destruction weapons
russia in 2022: ukraine has nukes

Presidential aircraft

Here is what is happening and is it gay. The Donbass will be formally annexed by Russia instead of just occupied. Ukraine will do nothing. The west will do sanctions and also push ukraine into a war and get no war, perhaps push for terrorist attacks. Then everything is gay and boring

I still can't fucking believe it
It will be the most fucking stupid war ever with exactly same reason ussr started a war with Finland
Rip Hohols

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MY ANUS BLEEDS HEAVILY

I sure hope your internet doesn't get cut off so we can have shit posting between you guys and Russia to entertain during the happening war threads.

Its happening

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SHUT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK UPPPPP OLD WOMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>CASUS BELLI IN PROGRESS

LONG MAY HE REIGN

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I'm not sure we even have anything like that. Plus it's just ukraine lol.

2 more weeks

This is beyond stupid

It's beautiful

Look at Putin trying to control his hands and mouth. Man defo has Parkinsons.

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Are there more of this character????? She is so cute, what is her name

AЦУККШФУИEPЩГШЖПPЩГШД

>trusting Putin
You lost your mum, kid?

>Poland
???

fuck i hate women, the bitch is talking so fucking much and appealing to shite emotions it makes my head hurt, summoning dutchanon and his scimitar for her neck

>Russia and Ukraine use exact same fucking hardware
>probably got 2 wrecked IFVs, snatched some corpses from donbas, put them on ice, dropped them around the IFVs and took photos
>see, they're invading us!

Literally Gleiwitz incident. Right after supposedly "mass murders" of Russians by Ukrainian troops (just like Hitler's propaganda machine assembling a collage of ALL murders in 1919-1939 Poland and presenting them as if they were some genocide even if they were criminal cases)

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This bitch wants blood

Ha кacкe кипa!!!!

finally she's done

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Nigger they bombed to the ground, the only rich thing there is acid rains

lmaoing at all these bot-like comments

WHAT IS HE WRITING/SIGNING?

>why won't this fat bitch just stfu

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I can't believe i lived long enough to witness this

It's time

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I hope so. I have no offline porn
youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI

How DEEP are the CONCERN levels going to be from the western leaders today?

Im thinking they could hit the crust

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ЭTO BCE "EДИHAЯ POCCИЯ"?

Nothing will change with this. Nobody recognized them as part of Russia before and nobody will recognize them later.

They had already de facto annexed them so this probably only means that the Russian state has to start paying for people living in the two republics.

>richest
its literally Detroit.

War will start and you never had sex

Think about that

it is mail.ru company that branded vk now

PUTIN IS SO CHUBBY

Post yfw this war ends with ANOTHER partition of Poland

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When was the first, Russia on the verge of invading Ukraine news in the media? It feels like weeks.

I wish they did in behind the closed doors and simply announced the decision, it would have more gravitas. Listening to this drivel is painful.

he's calling out how other powers are just american dogs. holy based

>who are they acting for.
user, this is a security council being LIVESTREAMED TO THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE. have you ever seen a fucking SECURITY COUNCIL, one of the most SECRET things that there is being PUBLICLY BROADCASTED?
they are just making long speeches convincing the russian viewers of the bullshit they want to push.

my penis is ready

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dude is autistic as fuck I'm pretty sure he's just doodling lmao

>fugg I shouldn't have smoked that blunt before the session

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why is russia invading crimea again?

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The russian do not want the war! Help us

He's a drunk crypto-Jewish manlet on top of that.

>driving wedge between USA and EU
nice. also bring china into the mix.

Brainlet here, can anyone give a QRD on why Russian oligarchs aren’t all pissed off about the Russian stock market crashing? Or does Putin just not care what they think?

And they run when the sun comes up

With their lives on the line ALIVE

Good morning sirs

Why stop it?

he's getting old and consooming too much pastry

good evening sir

go back to the frontline comrade

Medvedev became twice his size

That guy is based as fuck, he’s going all in on the yanks saying nato is there bitch haha

You're entire country is Detroit, the LDNR is the part with at least some industry.

based poo has his priorities in order

>Or does Putin just not care what they think?
This

twitter.com/kairunoburogu/status/1487176156084420621
It seems she's someone's OC, not from an anime or vidya.

hearing nuclear weapons reloading sounds from St. petersburg. it's fucking happening

I'll help you, hope you have a good BJ skills

kek

Post tits or gtfo

yes yes good morning

good afternoon sir

please do not redeem madam

ДA ЗAEБAЛИ УЖE CКAЖИTE КAКOE PEШEHИE ХУECOCЫ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Seems like Putin’s national security meeting on Donbas isn’t live. Videotaped

Seems like Putin’s national security meeting on Donbas isn’t live. Videotaped

>Russian Defense Minister’s watch indicates it is 12:47pm.

Russian Defense Minister’s watch indicates it is 12:47pm.

>Moscow local time is 6pm now

Moscow local time is 6pm now

WE ARE FUCKING GOING HOME
INVADE ALREADY

youtu.be/EYrQGMLi7U4

Can't believe the guy is still there. Anyone else remember Russell? Texan guy who started fighting for the separatists.

you gonna die, nigga. lmao!

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Wait, why are Nukes off the table again?

Recognizing these republics, even if he does it, doesn't mean they will annex them, it just means Ukraine knows it will be pointless to keep up this shelling game since Russia can keep supplying the republics with weapons

That's what we are hoping for you fucking faggot. We are hoping there is no war and no one has to die. This isn't a reality tv show you burgers watch. This is actual human lives at stake here.

good evening sir

I wouldn't say chubby but he's definitely getting that Oblivion character creation look going on.

yeah i thought the russian people don't need any more 'convincing' and this is mainly targeting non-russians.

We will kill the government and you next as non-inentional collateral because nuclear bombs do that. I'm sorry. So so sorry.

because they are not vagina-worshiping coomers

yes sar ukrainian rape bloody basterd sar

how many more robots are about to speak

Reloading a nuclear weapon takes 14 days

he's already on his bunker

>Slavs
>Human beings
Lmao

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who cares?

Putin dosen't really care, and the Russian oligarchs were neutered 20 years ago.

PEЗHЯ

It's all so tiresome.

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insider here.
its the Speznas

LEAKED:
>David de Rothschild is suprise member of Russian security council and will compare genocide of russians with Holocaust

Hy a ты нe пoнял eщё

This is not a direct translation, it was filmed two month ago. i can say ot lloking at some pixels and metadata.

Зaвтpa к 8:00 в вoeнкoмaт.

START THE INVASION MY BASTERDS

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

The currency for the country that's about to be invaded is strengthening, ain't that odd.. You'd think people would do anything to save their money..

fake invasion and everyone knows it

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No one wants war except Putin. Fight against Putin. If Putin is gone then Russia is safe.

I don't really get the "mother's basement" line that's so common with boomers. It seems to be a corruption of "basement dweller" that was a 90s era insult for computer enthusiasts because the old cathode ray screens were hard on the eyes so it was more enjoyable to use a computer in a dark room. Eye strain from the myopic distance of a desk screen is partly why weed has become so common, because it relaxes eye muscles that are contracted all day.

happening canceld

he wants summit with biden

Russian public is lukewarm about this and they know it.

Russia was, is, and will keep supplying them with weapons even without recognizing them.
Recognition is fast-track to annexation, especially if you take into consideration that these republics already developed entirely independent police, security agencies, military, and have pretty much integrated with Russia in all areas except legal.

Good morning sir

They are handpuppets. They get to play with HIS money as long as they don’t start confusing it if THEIRS. Like some of them did when he came into power…

Holy based

You cant do any military actions against them or its Georgia 2.0.

They keep their assets overseas and in dollars
Kys

That doesn't make sense, Putin is talking about the call he had with Macron at 1am France time, aka less than a day ago.
Moreover they're talking about things that happened this morning.

2 more summits

welp, guess the scamdemic didn't really turn out the way they planned so now it's on to ww3

Bloody fuck you bloody
Bloody bastard bitch

I AM GOING TO KILL ALL FUCKING UKRAINIAN MALES I SEE
UKROPUSSY HERE I COME

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Ukraine has 15 running nuclear power plants
It really makes you think

She's a sensation
She's a sensation
She looks so sweet

golems gonna golem

The old dude talking now wants them to resolve it at the summit.

I'M FUCKING READY

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>recognition of people's republics
what a timeline frens, crazier than a victoria 2 base game

He said it will be usleless you dumb Kraut

Well, NATO involvement would spell disaster for the Russian armed forces. Putin won't risk such an escalation, which will probably happen as Biden wants China to understand America will step in if they attack Taiwan. Cucking before Putin would be like handing Xi a blank check.

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Speak for yourself, I'm hoping this escalates completely.
Maybe we get lucky and we can get our part of Ukraine.

yes this but unironically

feels good because we are practically funding a good chunk of the Russian military industrial complex

How do you know it's not just the dollar inflating?

Shoe on head or prerecorded.

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He just said the only possible decision is recognition

that's a boy

>They keep their assets overseas and in dollars

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nah nigga, this shit glows

Enough already just say the fucking gamer words

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lay down your weapon and come home

It might scare Nato into doing something.

maybe this nigga just doesn't set his watch

Just check rouble.

Place you bets: recognized or Baiden summit.