INVASION NOW!! THIS IS NOT A DRILLMAJOR HAPPENING!!!!

>15 more minutes!
>15 more minutes!
>15 more minutes!

But macron just got brandon and poutine to the table for a chicken dinner

HOLY SHIT A TANK JUST FLY OVER MY HOUSE IN 30 MINUTES!

Nothing ever happens

rt.com/russia/550068-us-media-putin-invasion-orders/

Russia is literally laughing at the western media hype machine

Even if it doesn’t happen all the teasing made for some good memes kek

TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE

>2 weeks!
>15 minutes!
>orders given!
>they're 100 miles from the border!
>they're 80 miles from the border!
>they're 50 miles from the border!
>they're 20 miles from the border!
>they're 60 miles from the border!

I was told by US intel Biden shat his pants and flung shit at Russian diplomats for 15 minutes.

Can confirm I had to change my suit after
>t. russian diplomat

>The Russians will invade a minutes from now

m∈R

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Rollin for chaos

Nothing is going to happen.
Fucking hell I am so sick of the constant psyops.

Because stocks go down when people are scared, yet the most retarded stock investor can see this is bullshit.

det er noget lort

Shit stained pants flew over my house!

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!

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BREAKING NEW

BIDEN TO MEET PUTIN AT WRESLEMANIA FOR A MATCH SOON......

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Because they know war is good for business

>2 more weeks

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A PUTIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Pleiades ET:s says that this Russia Ukraine is just distraction

Conflict in Ukraine - Direct Extraterrestrial Perspective - Athena Swaruu

odysee.com/@CosmicAgency:c/ukrainerussia:5

>Russians know foreign intelligence has cracked some of their channels
>Mention imminent plans to invade to troll them
>its impossible to know if its legit or not because the troops are at the border and could theoretically kick off at any time

4d chess

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sources just posted Putin's egg timer

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Spooky

HOLY SHIT A NIGGER JUST BROKE INTO MY H

No it's not, nothing happens.

Russia is just threatening Ukraine in order to solve the dilemma in Eastern Ukraine in Russia's favor. They're also reminding the West that they're there and they have some military power. They're not going to go all the way, literally just playing the spooky bear foreign politics as they've always done.

Western leaders are just taking it out of the portion, they know it as well that Russia is not going to attack. While they're saying that they're, they're taking away Russia's leverage.

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>15 minutes ago
Uh oh

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The only thing they're doing is destroying their credibility.

Never going to happen.

>Ooh, you should hear what Jimmy said about your mom.
Instigating, middle school tactics.

Like npcs notice

She let it lick her pussy

but those tanks did eventually come.
unlike this gay distraction.
or me, after having to read all this.

Jesus! The media is so fucking desperate for a war to happen.

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