Meanwhile, in 100 BC Roman Any Forums, anons discuss politics at the public latrines

Fun fact: the closing of public latrines due to Christian notions of modesty is what made large cities impossible for over a thousand years. By the 18th century, historians didn't believe Roman demographic figures, because it was simply inconceivable to them that a million people could live concentrated anywhere without drowning in their own shit. That's because the street was their sewer and cities in the medieval and early modern period were filthy disease traps.

>anons discuss politics at the public latrines

what about the germanic slaves that had to clean them?

hey pass the sponge bro, the colosseum
>sprays hot mud
..was giving out free Gladiator dogs and-
>echoing toilet fart
ale

>roman toilet thread
>none has posted this yet
The 2 years mandatory lurking rule existed for a reason

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romans didn't wear trousers.

I am taking a shit right now as we post. What's up bros?

I typically shit in about 15 seconds. What could you possibly say in that time that's meaningful Was this the twitter of it's day?

Why do they have a spoon each?

>100 BC
>ancient times

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Don't you read anything when you shit? It's super comfy

Did they share the poop sponge? Or did you have to bring your own?

could you imagine how much stupid shit would go on in there if it was filled with niggers?

bitch please

Designatium shittium roomus

Of all the places to shit, why did that one dude sit right next to another guy?

it was shared but the cleaning method was the waterway you see around the floor and a bucket full of a vinegar astringent.

109 did not start at 0.
Forget not the existence of Egypt.

They were pooping buddies

hey gvys where does ovr poop go?

Shitposting is a waste of time, not being efficient.

Despite the outright faggotry sometimes, that show holds up well

That’s not true at all. London had a particularly simple yet effective system of waste removal. In fact there were numerous laws in Medieval London that prohibited “offensive” smells. If you were caught dumping garbage you’d be fined or flogged. Dumping any garbage or sewage into the rivers or crop fields was also illegal.
The idea of the smelly and backwards European city is myth designed to make you hate and despise your traditional peoples. Most likely created by ((()))) to foster their own plans in the modern era. Don’t be deceived.

>MCSCIPIOS
lololol
I love you

are those spoons? did they use spoons to scoop the feces from their anuses and drop the feces into the stream of flowing water? must have smelled bad in there. and i hope they regularly changed the water in the stone containers at the center of the room.

Dr said I gotta insert this stick up my arse it was prayed upon by a nun. AH SHIT SPLINTERS
gotta listen to the science you know

I’m on the shitter as I type this. I ate something last night that has given me the runs from hell. I think I just shat out a full undigested bag of flaming hot Cheetos.

Where the FVCK can I get a cute barbarian femboy

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they had wood partitions and each seat was cleaned in between use by the staff. this was only in public buidlings. houses had outhouses in the back like most people in america did before 1900.

Implying large cities are anything but abominable atrocities to be shunned avoided at all costs and arise entirely out of the bassist human impulses for greed and power over their fellow humans, burn all cities

The word "troll" is derived from the the Roman word for bathroom attendant; troglodytam

>I'm going to become a landowner and vote after this LAST war.

Nah. They had good diet. It smelled like vanilla