Did you know you can cause all kinds of traffic simply driving below the speed limit or pacing someone in the lane next...

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If you drive like a bitch, get the off the road. I do 20/30km over everywhere. Everyone fuck off, this is my road

I love biking in the middle of the road, sustained and uplifted by the impotent seething of coomuter revenge fantasies. Pedal to the medal wagie! But you never will. You don’t want to miss work! Astride my metal chariot I am careless and proud as Faustian man.

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>Did you know...
Did you know this is a stupid thread and you're stupid for starting it and I'm stupid for posting in it?

If you have three passengers, you'll be fine. Angry faggots have a way of checking their rage when the driver they're mad at isn't alone. Your passengers can even have guns just in case.

Ding Ding!

Sometimes I drive the speed limit.

People get really mad lol

Money that could otherwise be spent on my neetbux pays for the road. I have the right to drive on it and I will not be rushed.

When someone is being a real absolute dick, especially if they're weaving around dangerously through dozens of cars behind me, I will match the speed of the car in the lane next to me. Even better, I will vary my speed just slightly so that I'll fall a little behind or a little ahead of the other car, and then I'll switch it up. It's especially funny when they change lanes constantly expecting to get a gap. Usually they end up going into the side of the highway if there's enough room and gunning it, even if they have to accelerate over the rumble strip.

It's always hilarious.

lmfao I almost ran a bike off the road the other day. I don't slow down or move over for bicyclists or jaywalkers.

>victims list
Bone apple tea

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One day, some psycho is going to snap and realize that he won't doing 15 years in a state prison and run you over. I hope you get what's coming, friend.

People have literally been shot over doing absolutely nothing and just living life normally. Are you going to just die to avoid getting shot, nigger?

I rev my engine or downshift and speed up. Based.

This is political and you are gay.

I think it's a personality trait. I have a sense of urgency in every aspect of life

Have they been figuratively shot, if so how does that work? Words have lost all meaning online.

Look at the post I'm replying to and you'll understand.

You're a nigger.

If you break the speed limit you're not white.

mental illness

I love the "share the road" bullshit. Pussy little slogans don't change the fact that I'm in a 2-ton hunk of metal and they're on a bicycle. They can act smug, but all it takes is for me to be having an exceptionally bad day, and they mortician is removing the bike from them piece-by-piece.

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you can get a ticket for disrupting the flow of traffic by driving the speed limit

it's not safe and it causes accidents

It's not a crime to drive a little under the limit, that's why it is the limit or maximum. Fags/whores can't calm down and are always racing around, not my fault

Almost so you did nothing

literally the opposite of a nigger, and I'm the same. I fucking loathe people that don't have a sense of urgency

Festina lente

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>Match the pace of a slower driver.
>Some faggotron with a lifted truck that never sees anything but pavement is switching between lanes and flashing beams.
>Finally screams into the turn only lane and screams past us.
>And right past the cop in the speed trap.
>Me and my unwitting accomplice just slow roll past the tard and wave as the cop walks up to his ride.
Hope he nails you because it was near a school too.

I bet everyone thinks youre cool when you do that.

I would throw paint/feces filled balloons and innumerable tacks and spades at your fwd shitmobile as you leisurely ensure your grace period before clocking in to your occupation that has driven you to such a niggerish conclusion. I make sure to save a monetarily efficient liquid storage device of 1 cent notes so that your insurance company begins to doubt your legitimacy in windshield replacement, even to the point of doing an off the books investigation of whether or not you make profit off of such niggery and to also lead them to the reasonable conclusion of having to find themselves a new windshield replacement service out of both spite and economically based doubt of such quizzical assertions.

You're just internally kvetching after all the drugs and gay butt sex you had

Based. I salute you and will drop some ball bearings out of the window in your honor

time to turn rush hour into rush 5 hour energy

If you want to live your life in cruise control, good for you, but don't hold us up getting in the way

americans don't know how to drive properly and it shows itt, most of them here probably drive the speed limit in the left lane

Do it faggot, I wish you would, You either get you to pay for my retirement or I die, both acceptable.

Just do an elongated series of brake checks on the subhuman in the left lane and claim reckless driving to check the validity of their insurance policy.

You posted cringe dude

But you won't you fucking faggot, you're a pussy and you got people relying on you.