Elves to get muskets in new LOTR
Cry. More.
Tolkien isn't yours any longer. (He never was.)
I told you niggers
This is fanfiction
>cant make your nigger elf cosplayer comprehend how a fucking bow works
>ayoo were da KFC commin out there shiieeet
>fuck it, just give him a glock
>ayoo imma treaoyonease dah drow elf imma bust a cap in yo ass ya deeeeeg ?
>lost to time
>Contains eleves who are still around when the films happen
>Racks musket like a shotgun for dramatic effect
>Holds it sideways and above head like am African monkey war.
we wuz non-canon and shiet
KEK
Whatever lol I was out from the moment I saw pic related, for all I care they can have flying DeLoreans now.
>ah, my old springfield! Here, take it, take it!
wow
>handy thing, that
>made by the elves, ya know, fine rifle
>sights glow blue when orcs are near
don't use bows and they're also niggers. That's called an orc.
Makes sense, you can't dual wield and G-style bows
Bullshit
correct. tolkien was a professor and a contemporary of picrel
why not just do your own fantasy world and put whatever you want in it
a magical land of niggers with guns shooting each other
instead of just shitting on fans of the original and being surprised when nobody likes it
lol this is gonna flop so hard and end up being considered very expensive fanfic.
>Le'golashawn, give thy niggas a volley.
they will shoot the musket sideways
I want history to know that Jeff Bezos was a cocksucking nigger who loved to drink nigger cum every night while getting fucked by 10 gorilla niggers at once and streaming those events on Amazon Prime. Then he would jack of to portraits of Hitler before going to bed.
Why can't we just edit ALL history and stories the way we want them to be?
Nice.
Idgaf
Hollywood is a shitfest.
They can't create anything new.
All the good creative people have moved into the gaming industry.
If you still watch movies and series it's your fault for being a boomer and clinging to a dead medium.
At least watch the old stuff, which are cool, cause back then the good creative people were in movies.
>a magical land of niggers with guns shooting each other
Isn't that just Detroit though?