Here is a picture, and here is a link to the website. Saw this when i was signing up to play LostArk. amazon.com
Why would they do this?? Seems pretty unprofessional if done for the lulz coming from a company like scamazon...
Amazon Games EULA talks of an alien invasion
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Seems like a joke desu since no one ever reads the terms and agreements. Besides there is no guarantee an alien species would let anyone live.
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It's fucking over.
checked. What do you mean "ItS OvER"??
I mean it just seems really unprofessional if done as a joke that im "agreeing" to something that if WERE to happen, does it mean im gonna have to cuck out to the ayylmaos so they can get on Karta server first?? Like if this isnt a joke and isnt designed to sketch schizos like myself out, then wth does scamazon know?
This is now a Kyle Odom thread
Haha this mega corporation is so fun and quirky. They're just like me!
what the fuck didnt they also have a zombie apocalypse scenario on some other form?
its a joke because nobody reads it.
they want someone put on twitter for muuuh publicity
Someone should try taking them to court over this and argue that all of their terms of service are null and void because they just use them to make jokes and can’t possibly be serious.
Now post their zombie apocalypse one.
Yes let's make society even more litigious and joyless.
this guy deserves more attention, i normally won't believe claims like his but this guy mag dumped a pastor and now he's in a position of political power while Kyle is rotting in jail, it's not normal.
Do you have a picture or link for that? I vaguely remember hearing about that at one point... It sounds familiar af. If thats the case could this be a form of "Predictive Programming" signaling the next world Psy-OP?? Project Jew-Beam?
not from Amazon but from the US government, even better
Litigating against Amazon is a win
The Kyle Odom story is probably one of the deepest and most convincing rabbit holes any user could ever go down into...
no i distinctively know there was also one from amazon this is not funny anymore
Just predicting the new programming.
So, judging by if it IS predictive programming, that means alien niggers are whats on deck this year according to scamazon. Cool.
( o Y o ) have sum bewbiez :3
absolutely, it doesn't help that he was a former marine
damn. Would love to see an user post it so I can see it for the first time, they work with the evil powers 100%
Kyles free though
Are you thinking about the other Kyle? It says that he's been sentenced to at least 10 years in prison during 2017.
nothing to see here goyim
There's 2 kyles?
Not likely
If your source of joy is from that, you are pathetic and have very little fulfillment in your life
based lol
jesus fucking christ that's what I'm saying, he mag dumped a pastor with .45 multiple times to the head and now he's alive and well while being a lawmaker for Idaho, this does not happen to your average pastor.