Have you taken the Peanut Butter redpill?

>lasts for years unopened
>calorie dense with healthy fats and high proteins
>can grow in most warm climates
>fairly rich in vitamins and minerals
>cheap as chips and goes well with many meals makes it the perfect survival food

Tell me right fucking now why you don't have 20kg worth of peanut butter stored away in your basement?

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cause I theres no need to prep ... nothings going to happen

I like peanut butter, but I prefer almond butter.

peanut butter is the only way to sustain a vegan diet

I do have 10kg right now.
But since it's unsaturated fats I started to stash tallow instead.
Currently have 15kg of canned tallow in my basement.

imagine eating seeds
what are you, a bird?

Reminder that if you're allergic to peanuts, you are not white

Peanuts give you cancer

bro peas are delicious

by all means keep eating food that is no good for you

Just like Russia

Love eating the peanut worms mixed in.

cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/substances/aflatoxins

Normally I'd agree with you on the subject of empty calories like grains but peanuts are literally a superfood.

Sauce?

Peanut butter is for peasants, the only nut butter I'd eat is macadamia nut butter.

Peanuts are the worst type of nuts.
vegfaqs.com/omega-3-to-6-fat-ratio-nuts/

lol whatever you say muhammed

eating Tyrone's nut butter

Found the liberal

>he thinks cancer is real

I hear it goes pretty good with chocolate

>You can reduce your aflatoxin exposure by buying only major commercial brands of nuts and nut butters and by discarding nuts that look moldy, discolored, or shriveled. To help minimize risk, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) tests foods that may contain aflatoxins, such as peanuts and peanut butter. To date, no outbreak of human illness caused by aflatoxins has been reported in the United States, but such outbreaks have occurred in some developing countries.

Don't live in a third world country, simple. Sucks to be you

They aren’t even a nut

I got gyno from this and some other stuff after I put on more than thirty kilos in a year.

OP was incredibly based today. Have you taken the Teddiepil?

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You do you, but don't claim peanuts don't cause cancer

didn't take you long to get upset did it
if you ate better food you wouldn't be such a sensitive little bitch

Thanks for the sauce, wasn't aware. From that chart it looks like walnuts may be the best no?

>peanuts are literally a superfood.
haha ok keep eating them
enjoy your seed oil sold as "healthy fats"

MFW that shit you have en masse because it's tasty as fuck is also good for you.

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Dude. I'm from Kosovo. If i say Russia will fake refugee Crisis (like Albanians did) then they will

Naw it's just silly to think somebody whose house has a smaller footprint than my garden and probably hasn't eaten fresh vegetables since they were a kid thinks they know what is healthy

You're supposed to consume a moderate amount of peanut butter unless you're in a survival situation user.
I don't think we have that brand here
Life causes cancer, I'm more worried about cancer causing plastics

So the fuck what? What about the direction of things makes you want to live forever?

In no way shape or form do you have any ground to be talking about healthy eating. Your country literally invented death by eating

is this a weird marketing campaign by Jif?

Peanut butter with long shelf life has poisonous seed oils in it. Peanut butter with one ingredient (peanuts) does not last as long as requires refrigeration after opening.

AVOID ALL "VEGETABLE"(seed) OILS.
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>healthy fats
Not really. It's not estrogenergic like sὸy, but peanut oil is highly pro-inflamatory. I stack the shit out of peanut butter though for all the other reasons.

If the only choice in not chunky, you are not white or are an tranny