Tfw will never be a true Murican'
>Will never live in Wyoming, Idaho, or Montana
>Will never have a fat American wife fed on corn syrup and burgers
>Will never go shoot guns with my buddies, drink Bud, and bring back Elk meat
>Will never drive a big pick up truck and listen to Ted Nugent
>Will never tune in to Alex Jones and learn the plans of the globalists
>Will never go to Wal-Mart and buy an AR-15
>Will never go to Florida and fish for Alligator Gar
>Will never shoot a nigger for stepping 1 inch onto my property
>Will never fight the Gubment to defend the Republic
>Will never visit Area 51 to see a UFO
>Will never go to a small town diner
>Will never see Hulk Hogan
>Will never have a house miles away from my neighbour
>Will never salute a veteran in Wendy's
>Will never go looking for Big Foot
>Will never have Fox News on 24/7
>Will never call people "Europoor" on Any Forums
>Will never take a round trip down route 66
It's over.
Tfw will never be a true Murican'
Walmart doesn't sell ARs anymore. The rest of that is true.
I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment
>will never be a true Murican
thank god.
bc what a fucking shithole failed state it is
>Will never call people "Europoor" on Any Forums
Brexit not working out as intended?
To this day, I don't know why I haven't killed myself.
I hate being non-white
I hate my country
I hate this sub continent and its inhabitants.
Seethe more. Land of the well fed, home of the amenity enthusist
Banned.video
You can get all the Alex Jones you want.
They cut your fucking dick apart jesus fuck anything is better than this shithole
land of the troons
home of the niggers
a shithole failed state.
Honestly that's the most respectful thing I've ever heard someone with your flag say about my country.
Small town America is my home. And yes I love a good diner. Do you have chicken fried steak in the UK?
>Will never live in Wyoming, Idaho, or Montana
These are 3 fucking states. The rest of country is very different. Get your head out of your ass.
Just throw some tea in the Thames redcoat bro
thank god
>will never eat meat full of cancerous growth hormones
>will never eat meat full of antibiotics
>will never eat meat with micro plastics
>will never eat food from frankstein GMO seeds
>will never have to allow niggers to burn my cities and rape my daughters
>will never have a culture centered around niggers
>will never have to deal with sex change clinics for children
yeah sucks not to be a true Murican
LET ME IN
this is going to be a stupid 1pbtid bait thread
a thousand butthurt replies
nothing from OP
sage
Imagine not being American
butthurt that the Jews don't import me to NYC
Hello, Ameribro. How is your day in the land of the free?
>Tfw will never be a true Murican'
I'm American/Swiss and the USA is a fucking shithole. In Switzerland I live peak neet life, free rent/healthcare and enough spending money for tendies, alcohol, the occasional 8ball and most importantly escorts like pic related. Cope nonswiss neetfags!
Being friends with Brad Pitt was definitely a highlight of being an American for me.
Well, apparently Canada is seizing truckers bank accounts, and holding people w/o charge and no bail, and euthanizing their pets while seizing their children.