Neighbor's dog barks 24/7 and won't stfu

What the FUCK can I do to make him STFU? Is there a clever way for the dog to "go" silently? Other neighbors threatened to call the cops on him but the funny thing is that he is a cop himself so the whole "call the cops" shit won't work.

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Are you gonna put those little glass traps they use for pets in parks here?

every time he barks blow a dog whistle loudly.
if this doesnt work, start blowing the whistle at night while the owner is alseep to make the dog bark.

Does he keep the dog outside?

yea but he is a cop what dont you understand? you cant call the cops on cops

I'm just trying to understand why it makes so much noise

he barks on random people, random dogs, random cars, whatever who knows, he just barks 24/7

Call some type of animal service to check on the dog if you can. If its barking all the time the owner is most likely not giving it any attention or exercise.

I don't understood why dogs should live in cities

Get a pitbull

A few Tylenol gel caps in a couple of hot dogs

Dog whistle seems like a good option OP. Dogs are compelled to vocalize to establish territory boundaries with others and ward off trespassers. If you respond back with whistle it'll probably cease after a short period. They're like HAM radio users. You have to acknowledge their communication.

What good is a hip hop performer going to do?

sausages with sodium fluoroacetate

Get a steak and soak in it car coolant for a few hours. Then feed it to the dog. That will get him to stfu.

Xylitol is extremely toxic to dogs

I’m with you greekbro, my neighbors have barking dogs and I work from home hearing them yap all fuckin day long. One tragically died from cancer at a young age (tragic) and now have a bigger one who barks louder. My wife had taken to start taunting by them by opening a window and going woo woo woooo back at them and seems to piss them off more but after hearing her woo woos they give up after a while and accept defeat in their tiny wooden play pens. I have considered buying a bigger dog just to bark back at them and have an “accident” with my fence. In the past they have roamed in my yard when their fence boards collapsed and I’m sure a big evil pitbull will fix this problem then the law will require me to put it down (tragically) and I will have to buy another one for the new dogs (tragic)

Rape him. You greeks are half arabs anyway, so raping an animal is not new to you

the dog barks a lot because he isn't being walked twice a day, it's probably the type of dog that requires a lot of physical exertion to feel happy. the dog is screaming in pain and boredom because barking is all he has left (trapped and cannot escape).

you can offer to walk the dog if you want, alternatively you can move. nothing will resolve the barking until the dog gets what it wants - which is a bare minimum of physical exercise for its particular breed.

Launch fireworks and when that gets on your neighbors nerves tell them you'll stop when they deal with the dog.

Politely tell him that the dog is barking too much and disturbing your peace and see what he says.

buy a crossbow, shoot the fag dog at night, when hes down, slit his throat, drop him in the next river

Set off your car alarm every night, or whatever shift he works.

Everytime. Honk has power.

other neighbor tried it and he told him to fuck off

have you tried talking to him, autist?

kill someones dog because he barks, just dont cry when he returns the favor x10 spergs

Use something as white noise you degenerate subhuman animal-hating nigger.

I live in a city, too; and 3-5 times a day this yappy little shithead will go off for no reason, usually having other neighbor dogs join in the autism. But it typically ends within five minutes and there's peace for a while.

But it doesn't matter because as long as it's not 0 degrees outside I can run my window AC on fan mode and it drowns out all the retarded faggot nature noises. Get a box fan or a window unit AC and stop being Greek, gaylord.

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Put this enough of this powder inside of a hot dog and there will be no more barking.

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anitfreeze meatball.

Poison the dog you retarded turk rapebaby.

Shoot it, if it's legal in Greece. In minecraft.

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Is it a shitbull by any chance

Crossbow
Fishing hand reel
Strong cord.
>use the cord to drag the body over the fence
>hose the fence to clean off any blood
>dump it in a bin far away

aww, did a dog barking hurt your feelings, you swarthy shitskin? nu-pol, where torturing peoples pets to death is the closest youll get to ethnic cleansing

yes, I'm sure shooting a cops pet is 190% legal

Control your dog sperg so we don't have to.

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you. are. a. fucking. moron.

buy ear plugs

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look out, we've got an operator here. thanks for the tip, youre a certified art museum thief fersuuuureee

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i know a guy who had the same problem. he got one of those hand air horns and every time the dogs would bark, he'd blow it.

worked for him.

Get a dog that barks louder than his dog & flip the situation on him.

SHOOT THE DOG WITH A LOW-POWER AIRSOFT GUN. ITS ENOUGH TO STING AND PUNISH THE BEAST AND NOT PENETRATE THE SKIN. THE OWNER OF THE BEAST, THE SWINE WILL BE UNAWARE. (AS LONG AS YOURE NOT A SMELLY NIGGER, THEN HE MIGHT SUSPECT SOMEONE.)

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i thought pol supported private property. I guess you stupid niggers think people arent allowed to have dogs on their own property, huh fuckhead

Use a drone to drop a molotov right in the middle of his roof. Let the FD investigators puzzle that one out.

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Couldn't you all go together and approach him as a group? It's 1 versus, idk, 5 or 6?

feed it cabbage if you want the owner to have to clean up dog shit and smell dog farts. Feed it rust laced food if you want it to catch botulism. The former won't shut it up for long, the second will, permanently

what ever you do dont blame or attack the dog. its the owners fault. dogs that bark 24/7 are doing it because it feels scared and abandoned. the fucker probably just leaves the dog outside and never does shit to entertain it. dogs are not meant to be solitary creatures they are genetically evolved to be in a group. they get massive anxiety when they are left alone

When your property makes my live a living hell I'm going to take care of it.

approach him and talk
are your dog ok ? we can get him to the vet if it sick

Get a canadian to tend to his needs, the owner is neglecting.

Good, fuck you

Put some xanax in a sausage and toss it to him

there are ultrasound emitters to teach dogs to stfu, look for "ultrasonic bark control"
you place it on your property, and when it hears barking it shouts ultrasounds at the dog, and the fucker learns to stop pretty quick so that he can keep his hearing

better use it when you're not at home

An steak with pieces of glass inside

Nigger tier POV

My grandfather used a sling shot to shoot his neighbors dogs that bark all night, it was so funny to hear them yelp

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