Brit/pol/ - It Fucken Wimdy Edition

Regional news can easily wring another week's worth of human interest stories out of this, most people will come away convinced it was far worse than it really is desu

wimdy

Sainsburys have removed the perspex screens on the self checkout and mask announcements/hidden disabilities over their PA system.

Handbrake or use this
video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
Just tick 'disable audio track' or it won't let you upload it here

Russia using their weather weapons on bongs...based

they should remove their shops too

Dont need them, if we want to speak to or see foreigners about their food we can zoom call them in their homelands.

The absolute state of this.

Russia is going to use a knockout gas to immobilize civilians, then bring in a load of corpses to make it look like the people are dead so they can frame Ukraine and use it as justification for an invasion.

This is a journalist from the washington post. Do they ever stop and say, hold on a minute, that sounds like complete bullshit? It's literally some cartoon villain shit

twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1494510021366927361

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That's a man

Why do they want to kill granny now after the universal pandemic of the last 2 years.

Nice legs

Surely, now that the Russians has their supposed plans 'leaked', they'd just use Plan B or Plan C which is completely different.
Nothing will happen.

I thought being prepared was a far right conspiracy?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60422273

>Do they ever stop and say, hold on a minute, that sounds like complete bullshit?

no, both them and the masses of sheepoids are utter retards

But Morrisons and Asda staff don't have English as their first language.

bbc.com/future/article/20190326-what-is-epigenetics
>Can the legacy of trauma be passed down the generations?
>Our children and grandchildren are shaped by the genes they inherit from us, but new research is revealing that experiences of hardship or violence can leave their mark too.
Foundations being laid for reparations and Holobunga/slavery discourse to last forever, all publicly funded by retards.

hoarding beans and bog roll is good for storms, bad for when you aren't allowed in the supermarket due to your medical status
get it right bigot

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Calm as fuck here in the norf lads, zero wind and rain

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>Russia: Ukrainians are our brothers! We would never hurt them
What did they mean by this???

youtube.com/watch?v=TNKsLlK52ss

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beaan and bogroll sammich la

It's too big by 0.6mb what can i do?

IM GETTING BLOWN BY EUNICE LADS AND ITS A BIT UNDERWHELMING, SHE SAID SHE BLEW HARD DOWN CORNWALL BUT IM NOT SEEING IT, SHES NOT BLOWING HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME UNSTEADY ON MY FEET

corr giz a go

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Check what bitrate the mp4 is and put it in 'Change video bitrate' but subtract 100 or so until it's small enough.

It worked for them in Syria, might as well say the russians do it as well

The Isle of Wight is running out of birds please ship them back over when the storm abates.

You have been visited by Storm Eunice. Great happenings and the destruction of London will come but only if you reply saying "Wayhey blow the man down!"

use the webm for retards converter
works well tbqh

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South Wales chad reporting in.
Lights are flickering and my bin is gone.

ok bros ngl the wind has picked up massively in the past few minutes lool

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Soufeastbros it's on the way. Incredible wjnd in Devon right now

>my bin is gone
whats that got to do with wind

wind

>my bin is gone
So chase down jerome and get it back

Oh no, it's sooooo windy, it's blown me into the pub lol

phgewwwoooo

hahah what are you like lad waheyy

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>How did you miss your JobCentre++ appointment

waheeeeeeey

i like the rain and the wind

lul

My tree fell over (it was in a pot)

Sheltering in a beacon 300m above sea level. Unbelievable wind, never seen anything like it.

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you've winded me

dont fall off

mad lad wahey
i didn't end up going up snowdon, went pub last night instead and now got a spacker hangover

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my pot fell over (it was weed)

I've been there!!!

>be me
>13, maturity of a 10 year old
>nodad.jpg
>decide i have to go fishing in a lagoon
>carry rods and box for six miles to coast
>can’t physically walk towards the coast it’s too windy
>cry alittle in a hedgerow
>take jacket off and lean into wind
>finally get there
>cast out my three lines
>all get snagged on rocks
>leave after 30min

I've still got a load of tinned potatoes from when covid started, might have to start eating them soon I reckon.

no niggers in wales, lads. Well, outside the cities anyway. The only risk here is fucking kids starting bin fires. But they aren't out in this shit.

wwwhhhaayayyaaa amy wind fucking treee

It's just started pissing down in Darlo. I'd say wind is about strong enough to blow a Flump maybe 10cms along a smooth surface.

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enjoy your tinnies mate

cheers

how do you know bincel

i ate 2 tins of beans and 4 bags of pork scratchings after drinking 6 litres of frosty jack lastnight and ive got major SLUDGEGUTS

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North Wales user here. There’s a light rain & gentle breeze.

what were you thinking

You ok hun? x

>no niggers in wales
the welsh ARE niggers

WEATHERspoons?

Mum?

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>6 litres of frosty jack
5 litres you mean? or did you have a couple cans too?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zwkoht-VM8

i'vhad a pint of bean

Are you doing those highly potent silent farts that feel really warm on your ring piece?