So through the tribulation of life you find your one and only Yeojachingu (Korean Waifu). She is the best of the best in all things. Romance, sex, domesticity and an athletic model of perfection. Every waking minute she is your breath, you are hers. And one day coming home, she presents you a problem. Your moms dog was sick and ran away. With a heavy heart you say that he was old and going to go. Maybe he will return tomorrow. So you sleep. In the morning you go looking for Jimmy, your dead mothers priceless hound. Nothing. At dinner she says honey, I have a surprise for you. Your favorite stew. You notice the meat is oily and dark. She looks you in the eye and says "Jimmy has returned for you".
Realizing she has killed and cooked your moms priceless Jimmy what do you do?
>Korean Waifu What To Do >She is the best of the best in all things. Romance, sex, domesticity and an athletic model of perfection. >What dooo? Ignore this virgin forum, try a new sex position that makes you ejaculate deep inside of her shaved, welcoming vagina, fall asleep, wake up, eat breakfast, go to work, rinse and repeat on Monday and every day thereafter. God I bet her pussy is tight as fuck and smells feminine unlike most roasties out here. Fucking horny.
Here, I'll troll you guys with science to tempt you to get an asian girlfriend.
Cause, Effect.
They say asian dudes got little dicks. So asian women must have tighter cunts.
Wink wink.
Jose Stewart
He must live to eulogize the DBZ webmasters
Robert Stewart
> Sideways vagina. No thanks.
Nathaniel Hill
Some of the prettiest women I've fucked have been gooks.
Nicholas Wood
Have a funny story about korean woman. My brothers friend was participated in chechnya war that made hima a psycho niggsr tier alcoholic but he got his shit together and went to aouth korea to work odd jobs there met a korean woman and she is his sugar mommy now.
Blake Myers
Koreans seem to be a higher level of gook. Like gook joos. Very competent with money.
Jack Phillips
>hima a psycho niggsr tier alcoholic So chad.
Brayden Baker
Three (3) chink women threads.
Elijah Diaz
give her back her original face,
Daniel Green
>what do you do I run DomesticAbuse.exe then remind her she is to be silent during dinner. She begins to sob, crushed that her pathetic attempt at resistance had no effect. I turn up the volume on the surround sound to drown her out and continue watching Hunter Killer. "Gerard Butler is so good at military roles..." I mutter to myself.
Parker Gray
응 잘 먹을게 사랑해 자기야
Xavier Wilson
Only got one. Bitch lost tonight to two Ruskies and a Jap. The bitch that took grandpas meds lost too.
If there ever was a gook I would have, it would be her.
Adrian Bailey
Speak in white man. Gook letters are beyond me.
Christopher Watson
>oily dog meat pah, it's leaner than chicken dumbass
Jason Peterson
Maybe yours. The ones I have eaten were a dark stringy oily meat. Shit that had been cooked on a hardwood fire all night. I was not too impressed. Skin real tough. Cat even worse.
Cooper Edwards
hmmmm keep fucking her for a while and then kill her and feed her to dogs.
Nathan Ross
That's what I did to my mexican. She kept calling me a "son of a beach".
Jacob Phillips
ㅇㅈ
Isaac Brown
Yeah, Koreans mainly eat street dogs which probably makes it leaner.
Jacob Miller
>he wants a korean out of all the azn drones You are beyond salvation
